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Rock Defender [53]
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Rules for January 11th
Jan 2, 2016, 5:11 PM
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I know a common theme on these boreds is that the fans don't affect the players. This may be true, but I'm not willing to tempt fate. With that being said I've outlined this list of rules for all T-Netters to follow.
1. Wear the same clothes you wore Dec. 31. Same shirt, pants, socks, underwear, shoes, dress (for Bob). If you've already washed them, you should have known better. If not, set them aside.
2. Sit in the same place you sat Dec. 31. If you were at the game, go to Glendale. If you were home, stay home.
3. Hopefully you all keep a food journal. I'll let you surmise from the previous statement what rule 3 is.
4. If you're one of those reactionary fans who calls for firing a coach on Tigernet after the first drive of a game, do that again. If you're a true fan who stays off of message boards until the game is over, do that as well.
5. Punch the first coot you see out in public tomorrow. Not sure if that will help anything, but it certainly can't hurt.
***6. UPDATE For those in attendance, when we win you are only allowed to chant "Clemson" not "ACC." Also during the game as the Alabama fans are "just trying to beat traffic," you are allowed to chant "SEC" ironically.
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All-In [40872]
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I don't punch coots
Jan 2, 2016, 5:13 PM
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I just ##### slap them
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Rock Defender [53]
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By all means do that as well.***
Jan 2, 2016, 5:13 PM
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Re: Rules for January 11th
Jan 2, 2016, 5:17 PM
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I take my first daily poop in the AM right after waking...I'm assuming I should keep the status quo on that as well?
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Rock Defender [53]
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I take mine at 6:30 AM religiously. The only problem is, I
Jan 2, 2016, 5:18 PM
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don't get out of bed until 8.
Tl;dr Yes, crap on schedule.
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Legend [19197]
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If we win DO NOT chant ACC. Chant Clemson
Jan 2, 2016, 5:20 PM
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Because that is who we are.
Go Tigers!!!!!!
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Rock Defender [53]
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When we win DO NOT chant ACC. Chant Clemson
Jan 2, 2016, 5:21 PM
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> Because that is who we are.
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> Go Tigers!!!!!!
FTFY
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All-In [40872]
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the acc sucks we aren't doing a thing for them
Jan 2, 2016, 5:23 PM
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they can suck hind titttie. We win for Clemson. Well they do get some of our money.
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Rock Defender [53]
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I'm assuming our Nike contract will get a little sweeter at
Jan 2, 2016, 5:31 PM
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next renewal.
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CU Guru [1123]
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do they have dippin dots in glendale?
Jan 2, 2016, 5:39 PM
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It's important...
I'm asking for a friend.
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CU Guru [1787]
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Re: do they have dippin dots in glendale?
Jan 2, 2016, 6:59 PM
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I hear that they do, but only in the lower part of the stadium.
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I was ballz deep in my sidepiece!! The wife will be home for the next game! What do I do?***
Jan 2, 2016, 6:29 PM
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Re: I was ballz deep in my sidepiece!! The wife will be home for the next game! What do I do?***
Jan 2, 2016, 6:33 PM
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I keep hearing this ad for the Cordell & Cordell divorce attorneys on 105.5...seem like good guys to me. Just a suggestion. 
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All-In [30804]
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Is that the one that says he's not available in SC,
Jan 2, 2016, 6:36 PM
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But he knows people that are? Sounds like a scam to me.
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Re: Is that the one that says he's not available in SC,
Jan 2, 2016, 6:38 PM
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DUDE...he's not licensed in your state. He's looking out for you by referring you to his "understudies." Just cause their law office is in a strip mall between a title loan/check cashing facility and a vape shop doesn't mean he's a scammer...DUH.
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All-In [40872]
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we have the exact same ad in NC
Jan 2, 2016, 6:41 PM
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he lists NC and two other random states (SC is not one of them) and says he's not licensed in those three states but is in the rest but he knows someone in your state if you happen to be one of the three
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: As fun as a threesome would be, your wife can't be home.
Jan 2, 2016, 6:40 PM
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This was my first suggestion as well, but you said NOTHING can change. So I went divorce. Too strong?
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Rock Defender [53]
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Sounds like you already made your futon.
Jan 2, 2016, 6:50 PM
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Now lie in it.
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Re: Sounds like you already made your futon.
Jan 2, 2016, 6:52 PM
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Sigh...really hard to convince non-ugly chicks to do the "triple-dog-dare" with me on a futon. Story of my life.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Just lower your standards. You'll feel more appreciated***
Jan 2, 2016, 6:54 PM
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Re: Just lower your standards. You'll feel more appreciated***
Jan 2, 2016, 6:56 PM
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Hey now, I ain't LBU or GWP. I got some principles, ya know? I mean, anything above 350 lbs, or under six teeth, and I'm out.
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Re: Just lower your standards. You'll feel more appreciated***
Jan 2, 2016, 6:58 PM
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Oh come on, toothless women give the best $&@"-/
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Re: Just lower your standards. You'll feel more appreciated***
Jan 2, 2016, 7:01 PM
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Yeah, but I've found that it's pretty difficult to find a toothless woman...for some reason they always wanna keep two or three hanging around. And that, well, that's just no fun.
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Re: Just lower your standards. You'll feel more appreciated***
Jan 2, 2016, 7:04 PM
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find one that's a coot then you can punch her last tooth out and kill 2 birds with one stone
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Re: Just lower your standards. You'll feel more appreciated***
Jan 2, 2016, 7:06 PM
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You sir...you are a genius.
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Re: Just lower your standards. You'll feel more appreciated***
Jan 2, 2016, 7:09 PM
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I have my moments, desperate times call for desperate measures
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Re: Just lower your standards. You'll feel more appreciated***
Jan 2, 2016, 7:11 PM
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I'm going to have to get to sun life myself, thinking of parachuting I. Like that guy did before the game. Pray for me I have never jumped before
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Re: Just lower your standards. You'll feel more appreciated***
Jan 2, 2016, 7:14 PM
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There are 206 bones in the human body. I figure if you can protect your eyes and mouth, you can still watch and cheer. So, with 14 bones in the face, you can break 192 bones on the jump and still do your part. You could probably do that without a chute. You're welcome.
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Re: Just lower your standards. You'll feel more appreciated***
Jan 2, 2016, 7:16 PM
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How am I going to come around and unlock the door for you all busted up like that?
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Re: Just lower your standards. You'll feel more appreciated***
Jan 2, 2016, 7:18 PM
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Huh, I'm jumping right behind you bro...and the two toothless chicks are next.
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Re: Just lower your standards. You'll feel more appreciated***
Jan 2, 2016, 7:20 PM
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Ohhhhh, good thinking. Glad one of us has a strong kidney
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Check, Check, Check, Check, and LOL.
Jan 2, 2016, 6:38 PM
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I have done this for all away games this year. GO TIGERS!
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Re: Rules for January 11th
Jan 2, 2016, 6:57 PM
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I can manage 1, 3, 4, and 5. But make #2 work. Absolutely can't make it to Glendale. What can/should I do to right this horrible wrong?
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Rock Defender [53]
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Quit your job and take out a second mortgage.***
Jan 2, 2016, 6:58 PM
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Re: Quit your job and take out a second mortgage.***
Jan 2, 2016, 7:21 PM
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My job isn't the problem. Laid-backtiger has to be in fort hood. Leaves me with motherly duties at home. Isn't there a backup plan for #2?
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Re: Quit your job and take out a second mortgage.***
Jan 2, 2016, 7:23 PM
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You only get 20 years at levenworth for AWOL. Come in this is the championship
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Re: Quit your job and take out a second mortgage.***
Jan 2, 2016, 7:29 PM
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We can't always carry the load for this fan base. At some point, we have to rely on the old effin retired folks who just need to gas up their RVs to show up. I'm passing the buck to them this time. I'll gladly take the reigns and do the same in another 20 years. I did my part in Miami. You old effers better do your part in Glendale.
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Robbie Knevil will be done with the
Jan 3, 2016, 5:11 PM
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New Holland dozer about 8:30 Tuesday night.
Will need to wash the obummer/Clinton supporter residue off it first. Don't want SCDOT to fine you for pollution on a public road.
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That's thinking outside the box. +1***
Jan 2, 2016, 6:59 PM
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Lolololol
Jan 2, 2016, 7:22 PM
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Just about.
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Re: Lolololol
Jan 2, 2016, 7:24 PM
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If he is military we can put him in charge of stealing the chutes
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Re: Rules for January 11th
Jan 2, 2016, 7:02 PM
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Or go find a seat in a similar place in The Well. They're having a free viewing party.
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Those are our rules for the whole season-cept the washing***
Jan 2, 2016, 7:19 PM
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Re: Rules for January 11th
Jan 2, 2016, 7:25 PM
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I would but I soiled my drawers the other night.
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They'll be dry by the 11th.***
Jan 2, 2016, 7:25 PM
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Re: Rules for January 11th
Jan 2, 2016, 7:31 PM
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> I would but I soiled my drawers the other night.
Make sure your tickets are in the Alabama section please and Clemson Nation is grateful for your dedication
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All-In [49613]
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Sorry, can't punch a Capon ....
Jan 2, 2016, 8:02 PM
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My mom raised me to be nice to the hired help.
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Buy one of those "boppin' bags" everyone had as a kid--
Jan 3, 2016, 5:50 PM
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inflatible plastic, weighted at the bottom so after being punched they'd pop right back up...paste a pic of Spurrier on it.....or better yet, a pic of spittin' Lou Holtz....
a fun substitute for the real thing!!
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