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Rival story
Nov 27, 2019, 10:44 AM
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I live with ALS and sometimes asked to give a Powerpoint presentation on my disease. I use humor to help people see me rather than my disease. I would like to share a story taken from my presentation.
"A rabid South Carolina fan passed away and, after judgement, was sent to hades. The devil looks at Bubba and asks "How do you like it here?" Bubba says "Fine, just like Columbia in June." The devil hurried away and turned the temperature up to 150 degrees and 90 % humidity. The devil asked Bubba how he liked it now? Bubba said, "Great, just like Columbia in July!" The devil went back and turned the temperature to max and 100 % humidity and went to see Bubba. The devil smirked and asked "So, how do you like it now?" Bubba wiped his brow and said " Great, just like Columbia in August!" The devil was furious and in a fit of spite turned the temperature down to minus 100. All the moisture froze and, with a smile, the devil went to see Bubba. When the devil saw Bubba he was jumping up and down screaming " Muschamp did it!! South Carolina won a National Championship!!"
I must admit the joke is not mine but transformed from a baseball story about the world series.
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Varsity [233]
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Re: Rival story
Nov 27, 2019, 10:47 AM
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I REALLY like your story!!! Do you mind if I steal it, too?
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Re: Rival story
Nov 27, 2019, 10:49 AM
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steal away!
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110%er [5737]
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Re: Rival story
Nov 27, 2019, 1:01 PM
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Hilarious!
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All-In [10738]
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Re: Rival story
Nov 27, 2019, 1:14 PM
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Great story - maestro!! - ">
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Great story!!***
Nov 27, 2019, 3:57 PM
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Orange Elite [5411]
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Re: Rival story
Nov 27, 2019, 7:22 PM
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ALS is such a brutal illness.
I wish you the best.
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Tiger Spirit [9155]
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Re: Rival story
Nov 27, 2019, 8:43 PM
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This just made me laugh ......great story.....thanks and hoping the best for you........Go Tigers!!!!!
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Orange Blooded [2064]
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Re: Rival story
Nov 27, 2019, 9:02 PM
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Now that’s funny right there. Keep up the fight Maestro. You have a great attitude.
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Orange Blooded [2203]
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Re: Rival story
Nov 27, 2019, 9:24 PM
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Great story...thanks for the laugh!
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Orange Blooded [2203]
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Re: Rival story
Nov 27, 2019, 9:24 PM
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Great story...thanks for the laugh!
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Gridiron Giant [15972]
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Re: Rival story
Nov 27, 2019, 9:48 PM
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That is hilarious. Thanks for sharing.
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All-Time Great [88536]
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Was the baseball story, Red Sox-Yankees?***
Nov 28, 2019, 2:06 PM
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Re: Rival story
Nov 28, 2019, 6:27 PM
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HILARIOUS! I love it because that IS the ONLY way the Coots will ever win a Natty!
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