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It's Sunday 'Dad Joke' time...and an honest disclosure:
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Aug 3, 2025, 7:11 AM
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Comparatively, though, I have plenty of company! 
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Re: It's Sunday 'Dad Joke' time...and an honest disclosure:
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Aug 3, 2025, 7:19 AM
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A fair disclosure, Salty55®
(Definitely lots of company!)
I recently invented a new word:
- Plagiarism
There are two rules to success in life:
1: Don't tell people everything you know
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Talking Tree
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Aug 3, 2025, 7:19 AM
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Re: It's Sunday 'Dad Joke' time...and an honest disclosure:
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Aug 3, 2025, 7:23 AM
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I hope everyone has a blessed Sunday. 🙏🙏🙏
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TigerNet Eternal Icon [184723]
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back to school edition - What did the lunch box say to the refrigerator?
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Aug 3, 2025, 7:43 AM
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Don't hate me because I'm a little cooler.
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Aug 3, 2025, 7:57 AM
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A poem...
I once loved two girls at a time.
Kate and Edith both were mine.
I learned what they say is true.
You can't have Kate and Edith too.
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Ultimate Tiger [34409]
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The 'Groan' is strong today!
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Aug 3, 2025, 8:07 AM
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Re: It's Sunday 'Dad Joke' time...and an honest disclosure:
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Aug 3, 2025, 8:51 AM
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Ever since I got a wheelchair my wife has been extremely rude to me. She keeps pushing me around and talking behind my back.
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My fantasy is having two women at once: one cooking, one cleaning. jk
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This morning, I woke up and asked myself: what is life trying to tell me? I found the answers all around my room: The ceiling said: Aim high. The window said: See the world. The clock said: Every second counts. The mirror said: Reflect before you act. The calendar said: Stay current. The door said: Keep pushing—overcome obstacles. The earth whispered: Pray with humility. And finally, the bed said: Later, go back to sleep!
When I was driving with my grandpa down a street, he said that when he was a kid this was just a trail he walked with his friend Lester. I said “Oh, this must be the road Les traveled”
A kind gentleman punched me in the face. He struck me as a real nice guy.
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Aug 3, 2025, 10:00 AM
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An old man was talking to his grandson and said “back in my day we had Wonder Woman” and now your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman”
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