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Aficionado [182]
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I really think we should recruit other
Jul 25, 2014, 8:34 AM
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Components to all college football teams . For example....
Clemson just offered Joe Smith, a 5'11" water boy out of Charleston SC. Last season Joe personally delivered over 327 gallons of thirst quenching water to his football team. Over 900 gallons were delivered during timeouts. Over 200 more gallons of water than the number two ranked water boy. Joe had this to say about his latest offer, "Clemson is my dream offer. Them boys are thirsty down there. My recruitment was intense but you just can't deny that Clemson is serious about hydration and that's where I want to be. My dream is to provide hydration on the next level and as fast a pace as chad Morris demands, I'm sure I can come in and prove I can Quinch their thirst when it matters most ."
Joe had 47 less cramps than the national average on his current team. Dabo had this to say about the young man ,"joe is the best and we believe he can really help our team. The double pump jet squirters Joe uses is state of the art and really impressed me. Time was running out in a timeout in one game and Joe was able to deliver a refreshing dose of water from 30 feet away, while walking off the field . I've never seen that before. Very impressive. "
Joe is expected to join the team in 2015 and will be enrolling early.
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All-In [26329]
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^^^newb's scok....***
Jul 25, 2014, 8:35 AM
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110%er [7657]
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And here you go again - showing your true colors.***
Jul 25, 2014, 8:37 AM
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Aficionado [182]
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Re: And here you go again - showing your true colors.***
Jul 25, 2014, 8:47 AM
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I have a color?
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All-In [36450]
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I really hope we get this guy!
Jul 25, 2014, 8:38 AM
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Could be icing on the cake for this class.
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Aficionado [182]
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Re: I really hope we get this guy!
Jul 25, 2014, 8:39 AM
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Finally someone with a personality. Ty for not being hateful. Very refreshing.
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Oculus Spirit [97042]
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Don't pay any attention to that linebackeru
Jul 25, 2014, 8:44 AM
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All-In [26329]
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Whoa, whoa....whoa.....I was taking a shot at newb
Jul 25, 2014, 8:51 AM
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hth helps
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Unless it's a
Jul 25, 2014, 9:21 AM
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rum shot with a nice lime slice I ain't interested
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Hall of Famer [21877]
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you drink rum shots??
Jul 25, 2014, 10:01 AM
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All-In [36450]
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Re: you drink rum shots??
Jul 25, 2014, 10:31 AM
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Barrel Aged dark rum or cheap girly flavored white rum?
It's important.
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Got a little captain in ya?***
Jul 25, 2014, 11:12 AM
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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You got a problem with that sonny?
Jul 25, 2014, 11:18 AM
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Captain Jack Sparrow might have a bone to pick with you
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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do you
Jul 25, 2014, 11:32 AM
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run all sissy like too? not that there's anything wrong with that...
now whiskey...
that ain't no girly drink; get ya some.
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Well wouldn't you run that way also if you had some
Jul 25, 2014, 11:34 AM
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swag and booty waitin' for ya?
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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the quicker they catch up, the quicker
Jul 25, 2014, 11:35 AM
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you get sechts'd up, but i know you enjoy the chase.
newb
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Well what sort of reputation would I have if
Jul 25, 2014, 11:38 AM
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I ran that way TOWARDS them?? Gotta make 'em sweat a little first
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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easy
Jul 25, 2014, 11:44 AM
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just like now.
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Hall of Famer [21877]
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Two words bro
Jul 25, 2014, 11:54 AM
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FIRST BLACKOUT
Wasn't a good time and I still have a major aversion to the smell/taste of it, even though it was 5 years ago
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Hall of Famer [21877]
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I feel ya, I had a bad experience with GoldSchlager back in
Jul 25, 2014, 12:01 PM
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my college days...I still cant chew big red gum
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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This kid sounds like the real deal
Jul 25, 2014, 9:11 AM
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hopefully Batson doesn't screw him up when he gets on campus
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All-In [26329]
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Why would Batson do that? He's been with Clemson
Jul 25, 2014, 9:14 AM
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for a bazillion years. He must know what he's doing.
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Perhaps he's getting senile then?***
Jul 25, 2014, 9:18 AM
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Oculus Spirit [94262]
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So much missing information on this kid, I don't know.
Jul 25, 2014, 9:49 AM
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Who else is recruiting him? What do the 'experts,' rate him? I want stars not this bullchit! I mean Clemson can't take a kid that isn't a four star or better.
Therefor, I'm gonna hold off until I see film and expert reviews before I approve.
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Hall of Famer [21877]
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how has this not made its way to the lunge yet?***
Jul 25, 2014, 11:18 AM
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