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TigerNet HOFer [125875]
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I am working on a new Email signature and need some advice
Sep 15, 2022, 11:40 AM
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here is what I have
Tigerbalm1
Custodial Engineer, LLC Corp.
Pursued Studies at Clemson University
Stronger than your Average Male.
People who have knot seen me in a while comment on how much bigger I have gotten
If you try to get up, I will keep pushing you down.
Cell# (803) 776-9232
thoughts?
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110%er [3626]
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Re: I am working on a new Email signature and need some advice
Sep 15, 2022, 11:43 AM
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All perfect. That's kind of cool you purused studies at Clemson. Did it ever work out?
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110%er [6825]
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Re: I am working on a new Email signature and need some advice
Sep 15, 2022, 11:47 AM
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Naw the book delivery van for Cooper got away.
They used to train us drivers to look out for a guy matching his description chasing after unmarked econlines.
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CU Medallion [18890]
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Re: I am working on a new Email signature and need some advice
Sep 15, 2022, 11:47 AM
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A little more specificity in your martial arts training would deliver a more professional impression, but otherwise that looks very well constructed.
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Oculus Spirit [41068]
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You Should Note Your Exemplary Reviews From Zaxby's
Sep 15, 2022, 11:49 AM
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it will go a long way here.
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Valley Legend [12915]
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Re: I am working on a new Email signature and need some advice
Sep 15, 2022, 11:52 AM
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You got the school wrong. It’s the University of Clemson.
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Clemson Conqueror [11926]
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Re: I am working on a new Email signature and need some advice
Sep 15, 2022, 11:52 AM
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If you are forklift certified you should put that on there too. Beware though, if you put it on there the women will start chasing after you even harder
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Standout [222]
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Re: I am working on a new Email signature and need some advice
Sep 15, 2022, 11:54 AM
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I'd say that'll bring in the girls that have most of their teeth. that custodial engineer part really does it for the ones in the trailer park.
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Top TigerNet [32273]
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Re: I am working on a new Email signature and need some advice
Sep 15, 2022, 12:02 PM
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I would suggest using deodorant and any form of weight loss supplement. You should not be eating all of the left over fries at your fry station.
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Oculus Spirit [39667]
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Re: I am working on a new Email signature and need some advice
Sep 15, 2022, 12:00 PM
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Is that a working #?
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Clemson Sports Icon [54078]
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Are you at Zaxby’s now or all the time?***
Sep 15, 2022, 12:11 PM
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All-Time Great [92009]
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Just say "Oculus Spirit on the Illustrious Tigernet Website"
Sep 15, 2022, 12:16 PM
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That should be more than enough to get everyone you meet to bow in shock and awe.
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Campus Hero [13947]
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Re: I am working on a new Email signature and need some advice
Sep 15, 2022, 12:18 PM
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Well…..I see your cell # there…..but you forgot to tell us which prison. ?
Sorry…….sometimes it’s just too easy to pass up.
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Campus Hero [13947]
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Re: I am working on a new Email signature and need some advice
Sep 15, 2022, 12:39 PM
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Pursued Studies at Clemson University
“First off, we don’t call’em “Studies”, they’re co-eds. Secondly, I don’t think publicly admitting to stalking is the way to go, even if it’s true”
Stronger than your Average Male.
“I feel certain that listing your magnitude of odor will have negative effects.”
You want to accentuate the positive. Something like: “My mullet is so impressive, most people don’t notice that my left hand is a flipper.”
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Valley Protector [1473]
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Perhaps a Betamax video would promote your status
Sep 15, 2022, 12:18 PM
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Just here to help
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All-Time Great [92009]
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Lol, I too felt like I "pursued" studies for four years at
Sep 15, 2022, 12:43 PM
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Clemson, and never did catch those slippery debils.
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Paw Master [16670]
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Re: I am working on a new Email signature and need some advice
Sep 15, 2022, 1:41 PM
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Don't forget that stint as Head of Security for R. Kelly.
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Clemson Conqueror [11926]
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Re: I am working on a new Email signature and need some advice
Sep 15, 2022, 2:18 PM
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Lol at getting me to call Zaxby's to see if that was a real number
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Legend [6940]
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Re: I am working on a new Email signature and need some advice
Sep 15, 2022, 3:43 PM
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I'm bothered by the fraze, "pursued studies" . The coeds you were after don't want to be studied, they want the lights OUT. That's just creepy.
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Ultimate Tiger [35935]
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Re: I am working on a new Email signature and need some advice
Sep 15, 2022, 4:18 PM
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Why didn't you mention the time you spent at the Lexington Correctional Facility? That might attract prospective employers in the custodial business.
HTH
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Varsity [110]
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Re: I am working on a new Email signature and need some advice
Sep 15, 2022, 6:02 PM
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How bout a pic of your first putt putt hole in one?
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Rival Killer [2791]
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Re: I am working on a new Email signature and need some advice
Sep 15, 2022, 8:48 PM
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I remember you. I saw you at McDonald’s and you ask me if you could super size my fries.
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Rival Killer [2791]
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Re: I am working on a new Email signature and need some advice
Sep 15, 2022, 8:49 PM
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I had my pet mountain lion with me!
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