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Americans are hypocrites about soccer...
Mar 27, 2013, 11:58 AM
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Everyone says that the sport would be better if they scored more. So scoring more always makes it better?
Yet, those same people voluntarily get married.
Be consistent.
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I feel sorry for you
Mar 27, 2013, 12:06 PM
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17 years...and, well, let's just say that the team is really really happy.
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Sheeet, That just means she took your brain AND your balls.
Mar 27, 2013, 12:09 PM
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It's hard to explain what gold looks like to a blind man.***
Mar 27, 2013, 12:16 PM
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Hall of Famer [21639]
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It's even harder to convince a delusional person....
Mar 27, 2013, 12:20 PM
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well you get the point.
The post is a joke, you understand that right?
There is really no reason to compensate for anything here. It's a general rule that you don't get laid as often once you get married. Of course, it wasn't supposed to have to be explained logically, but since you insist.
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Actually, I don't insist...and yes, I get the "joke'
Mar 27, 2013, 12:27 PM
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I just get tired of people trashing on marriage, and the cynicism that comes with it. I get it, but I don't have to agree. That's all.
Not at all delusional. Maybe the same could be said...
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Re:Actually, I don't insist...and yes, I get the "joke'***
Mar 27, 2013, 12:35 PM
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See what marriage does to people? ZING!***
Mar 27, 2013, 12:38 PM
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ooh, good one***
Mar 27, 2013, 1:31 PM
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Oculus Spirit [82021]
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says sccrkrzy***
Mar 27, 2013, 1:30 PM
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Oculus Spirit [97078]
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I have 4, thank you***
Mar 27, 2013, 12:13 PM
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is this my scok...
Mar 27, 2013, 12:39 PM
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4 kids... 17 years of marriage... great and frequent...you know
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Re: is this my scok...
Mar 27, 2013, 12:40 PM
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I thought you were Cogan.
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Oculus Spirit [83625]
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eh...
Mar 27, 2013, 12:42 PM
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he seems a little uptight.
Saw him telling someone to get a life on here last night.
Refresh me...this is the same person doing research on someone else's Tigerpulse, no?
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Re: eh...
Mar 27, 2013, 12:45 PM
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I think so it was some very scientific stuff. Was way beyond my comprehension.
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I say shorten the field, width n' length, but they shoulda
Mar 27, 2013, 12:47 PM
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done that a hundred years ago.
BTW, we are in the midst of the prime playing career of most likely the greatest footballer to ever exist. Lionel Messi has scored 55 goals in a mere 34 appearances so far this season.
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Re: I say shorten the field, width n' length, but they shoulda
Mar 27, 2013, 12:48 PM
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If you make the field smaller then you need to reduce the number of players.
Make the field smaller you are going to make it harder to make good runs and have good spacing for crosses.
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About the only real change to improve scoring would be to
Mar 27, 2013, 12:51 PM
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make the goal bigger.
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Re: About the only real change to improve scoring would be to
Mar 27, 2013, 12:52 PM
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Yep if you are going to do anything make it a yard wider.
Dont mess with height.
FWIW I dont think anything needs to change.
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Oculus Spirit [82021]
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I agree, maybe make it a 1' taller tops. Adding more width
Mar 27, 2013, 12:54 PM
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will simply make it impossible for a goalie standing in the center of the goal to dive and block the ends...thus making even a slow PK kicker who places it with 3" of the edge of the goal a guaranteed goal.
Really not much can be changed the game.
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Making it easier to score takes away the awesomeness of it.
Mar 27, 2013, 12:55 PM
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Just force them to be more aggressive. Make goals scored a more important part of the standings or give 0 points for a tie, or at least a scoreless tie.
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Actually, if you don't allow ties, or give ZERO points for
Mar 27, 2013, 12:54 PM
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ties then you would force teams to be more aggressive. A lot of the scoreless ties are because of the conservative gameplan. This is why 1-0 games (during the game) are always more entertaining than 0-0 games.
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I agree to that. I think games should always go to PKs.***
Mar 27, 2013, 12:55 PM
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Re: I agree to that. I think games should always go to PKs.***
Mar 27, 2013, 12:56 PM
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only give 1 point for PK wins?
Would then be
3 for Wins 1 for PK Win 0 for Losses
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Maybe copy hockey's point format. 1 pt for the PK loser
Mar 27, 2013, 12:58 PM
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and 3 pts for the winner?
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Re: Maybe copy hockey's point format. 1 pt for the PK loser
Mar 27, 2013, 12:58 PM
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I dont think winning a PK should equal winning a match.
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But half the games involve conservative strategies.
Mar 27, 2013, 1:01 PM
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If ties are even LESS attractive people will try harder to win. The fact a tie is better than a loss forces weaker teams to play for a tie. If they have nothing to lose by trying to win, more teams would do it.
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married people actually have more and better sex
Mar 27, 2013, 1:14 PM
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than single people
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Haha, you should be arrested for spreading such lies.
Mar 27, 2013, 1:30 PM
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Think of all the young people who you just set up for an intense letdown.
Unless you mean people who are single because they can't help it... but that's a different story.
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Re: Be ready to be made fun of***
Mar 27, 2013, 1:35 PM
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Good lord. Your wife must wear the pants in your family if you are this sensitive.
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whatever dude***
Mar 27, 2013, 2:00 PM
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You know nothing about me...other than the fact
Mar 27, 2013, 2:08 PM
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That I get laid by a beautiful woman more often that you do.
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Re: You know nothing about me...other than the fact
Mar 27, 2013, 2:14 PM
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lol do you really not see the hypocrisy of your statement?
You seem very upset. Maybe the internet isnt the best place for you.
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whatever you say, big guy***
Mar 27, 2013, 2:18 PM
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Yes, it is true
Mar 27, 2013, 2:23 PM
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Completely Solid Orange has no ####...and must project his insecurities onto others.
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Re: Yes, it is true
Mar 27, 2013, 2:25 PM
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lol you are trying too hard.
Its okay princess we are sure you just have the perfect family.
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oh, he plays the princess card
Mar 27, 2013, 2:40 PM
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what else do you have in your 10th grade bag of tricks?
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Re: oh, he plays the princess card
Mar 27, 2013, 2:42 PM
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haha I have a Clemson degree something I highly doubt you have little buddy.
Its okay that you are incredibly insecure.
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Your BS in psychology doesn't count
Mar 27, 2013, 2:46 PM
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I love it when clemtiger117 projects his own insecurity.
And for the record, Masters from CU, 1995. Now, get back to your one-handed relationship.
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Re: Your BS in psychology doesn't count
Mar 27, 2013, 3:14 PM
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I am actually married little buddy. I also don't have a Psychology degree.
What was that you said about about "You know nothing about me...". You seem to struggle with hypocrisy. It is okay buddy.
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Well, too bad for your wife then
Mar 27, 2013, 3:21 PM
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It's ok, you've still got your websites and right hand.
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Hey, my 7th grader uses LMAO -- good one***
Mar 27, 2013, 3:25 PM
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I would teach my kid to not use curse words.***
Mar 27, 2013, 3:26 PM
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no offense to soccer lovers...having not grown up playing
Mar 27, 2013, 1:23 PM
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the game I just don't have any interest in it....not the lack of scoring...probably just a lack of understanding of the game.
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Re: Americans are hypocrites about soccer...
Mar 27, 2013, 1:30 PM
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Speak for yourself!!! Thanks for the chuckle.
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I do find it mildly amusing that the same people who
Mar 27, 2013, 1:37 PM
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claim the SEC is king because of its defense would probably say soccer sucks because of the low scoring.
(For the record, don't like soccer)
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I score consistently while being maried
Mar 27, 2013, 2:04 PM
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Granted, it's the same goal every time. You guys need to step your games up.
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