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How many minutes do I microwave an 18 lb turkey?
Nov 22, 2022, 2:42 PM
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Sirius kwestion:
I need to brine a turkey with kosher salt and baking (?)
Is it baking powder or baking soda?
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Re: How many minutes do I microwave an 18 lb turkey?
Nov 22, 2022, 2:44 PM
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Fill the cavity with fireworks, ignite the fuse and run. This is how you flash cook a spruce goose.
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Re: How many minutes do I microwave an 18 lb turkey?
Nov 22, 2022, 2:44 PM
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Kosher salt (a lot) and peppercorns? That's been my go to over the years with great results.
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10 min/lb on 50% power
Nov 22, 2022, 2:45 PM
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powder
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Orange Blooded [3149]
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gun powder?***
Nov 22, 2022, 3:40 PM
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Re: gun powder?***
Nov 22, 2022, 3:50 PM
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Or fill it with plastic explosive with a thin naked wire hanging out of the plastic, a quarter pound should do it for well done!!!
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Re: How many minutes do I microwave an 18 lb turkey?
Nov 22, 2022, 2:46 PM
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Remember, hot Sauce kills all Salmonella
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Re: How many minutes do I microwave an 18 lb turkey?
Nov 22, 2022, 2:55 PM
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Use baking powder and you want to pop that thing in on high for about 12 minutes
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Re: How many minutes do I microwave an 18 lb turkey?
Nov 22, 2022, 3:07 PM
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Soak it in grain alcohol, wrap it in tin foil, with a kitchen match sticking out the top (this is your timing device), then microwave for 2 hours.
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Re: How many minutes do I microwave an 18 lb turkey?
Nov 22, 2022, 3:08 PM
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18 minutes.
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4 minutes.***
Nov 22, 2022, 3:10 PM
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Re: How many minutes do I microwave an 18 lb turkey?
Nov 22, 2022, 3:30 PM
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Wrap tightly in aluminum foil
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Re: How many minutes do I microwave an 18 lb turkey?
Nov 22, 2022, 3:31 PM
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Make it up as you go but have a canned ham in reserve.....
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Re: How many minutes do I microwave an 18 lb turkey?
Nov 22, 2022, 3:34 PM
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Doesn't your microwave have a "turkey" button on it? If not, you need a different microwave.
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Re: How many minutes do I microwave an 18 lb turkey?
Nov 22, 2022, 3:43 PM
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Use your oven and you will have a much better tasting bird.
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Re: How many minutes do I microwave an 18 lb turkey?
Nov 22, 2022, 3:47 PM
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If you're going to microwave it, just throw it in the trash!!!
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Re: How many minutes do I microwave an 18 lb turkey?
Nov 22, 2022, 4:12 PM
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That or leave it out for the Bumpus’s dogs.
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Much faster method is to freeze it then
Nov 22, 2022, 3:47 PM
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drop it into a pot full of peanut oil and fry it.
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Inside or outside the house?***
Nov 22, 2022, 3:52 PM
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Outside. It's dangerous to do that inside.***
Nov 22, 2022, 4:09 PM
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Re: How many minutes do I microwave an 18 lb turkey?
Nov 22, 2022, 4:02 PM
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make sure to wrap it in tinfoil before you put it in the microwave.
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Re: How many minutes do I microwave an 18 lb turkey?
Nov 22, 2022, 4:07 PM
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Try a maxiwave instead; microwave isn't powerful enough...
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Re: How many minutes do I microwave an 18 lb turkey?
Nov 22, 2022, 4:10 PM
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1 mon to min 15 sec.
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Re: How many minutes do I microwave an 18 lb turkey?
Nov 22, 2022, 4:54 PM
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1) debone turkey 2) cut all the meat into chunks 3) load into meat grinder with seasonings 4) load ground meat into sausage press 5) grill sausages 6) slice sausages 7) add sausage to pot of boiled shrimp 8) enjoy a lowcountry boil
THAT’S how you microwave a turkey.
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