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GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 29, 2022, 12:03 PM
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The Ramblin’ Wreck had success
Last season when we were a mess.
On Monday, methinks
Their confidence shrinks
When they’re under constant duress.
38-3 Tigers.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 29, 2022, 12:03 PM
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Who knows what’s in Geoff Collins’ mind?
The only sure way we can find
If he’s just that awful
Or thinkin’ ‘bout waffles
Is spankin’ his stripéd behind.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 29, 2022, 12:04 PM
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They’re limiting tickets for fans
In hopes that the work of their hands
Won’t be so critiqued.
They don’t want it leaked
That Clemson has postseason plans…
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 29, 2022, 12:14 PM
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About to play the Yellow Jackets
Some dudes who sure won’t hack it
They’ll fumble the ball
On a play with the wrong call
And end up like Buddy Wacket
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 29, 2022, 12:27 PM
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Atlanta’s a really great town.
Whenever I’m driving around,
The Varsity beckons,
And that’s when I reckons
To not even slow my car down.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 29, 2022, 12:39 PM
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Wes Goodwin will look like a hero.
He’s smart and wields power like Nero -
He’ll bait all the Nerds
With siren-song words
Like, “Look! I’m dividing by zero!”
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 29, 2022, 2:10 PM
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We’ll find out real quick what we’re made-uh -
Their offense gon’ mash like potatuh,
And long as we’re cookin’
On offense, it’s lookin’
Like Collins will face a tornaduh.
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GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 29, 2022, 3:36 PM
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Not at Grant Field, rather Mercedes Benz
We’ll Tee it Up and expose the nerds’ sins
Of running a “ramble”
Thru briars and brambles . . .
Our D-Line delivers the bees’ chagrins.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 29, 2022, 5:03 PM
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There isn’t an obvious reason
For Jackets to kick off their season
Refusing admittance
And saying ‘good riddance’
To fans. It’s supremely displeasin’.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 1, 2022, 3:06 PM
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As soon as I enter the stadium on Monday, everyone will know my displeasure with an empty upper deck. GT will be met with a sound from Clemson fans that they don't usually hear. Friends no more ..
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 29, 2022, 5:17 PM
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With Tugaloo’s recent activities,
It’s worthy to note his proclivities
For noble discourse.
He’s not known to force
Offense into our sensitivities.
#freetug
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 29, 2022, 6:11 PM
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Hey Drechs! ‘This the season again!
So how the heck have you been?
Let’s meet in Hotlanta,
Perhaps have a Fanta
Then go swat the bees with a WIN!
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 29, 2022, 6:54 PM
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Oh man, I would love to do that.
Turns out I am gonna be at
A fam’ly pool party
That’s busy and hearty,
Unlike the Benz dome that’s half sat.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 29, 2022, 11:45 PM
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Conversations in limerick are cool.
I know you’ll have fun at the pool.
We’ll cheer loudly for ya
And try not to bore ya
As the Tigers beat Tech like a mule.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 29, 2022, 7:29 PM
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The dome will be lifeless and limp
Since GT decided to skimp
On letting in fans.
ESPN plans
To film it with half of a blimp.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 30, 2022, 12:12 AM
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Grant Field’s where the bees “make the honey.”
So this game in the dome’s a bit funny.
To lose in the dome
Instead of at home
Is really just wasting gas money.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 30, 2022, 6:41 AM
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They’re ringing the S.O.S. bell -
They know they will be S.O.L.
By mid-second quarter,
Their on-field disorder
Will stink up downtown A.T.L.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 31, 2022, 7:45 AM
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The square root of -1
Yields “i”, which is simply a fun
Technique for pretending
What’s true, just like tending
To think there’s a chance when there’s none.
That’s chances=0, Nerds.
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And another one...
Aug 30, 2022, 6:56 AM
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Georgia tech is trash.
They are scared of our upcoming bash.
They closed upper deck,
Cuz they know they're a wreck,
The Tigers win handily in this clash!
Tigers 44-10
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 30, 2022, 7:22 AM
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His program is down in the dregs,
But Collins’ career still has legs,
Presumably due to
The fact that he’s true to
His scent, which is bacon and eggs.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 30, 2022, 11:00 AM
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The spread is about 21.
I think by the time the game’s done,
That margin will be
Considerably
Beyond that. It’s gonna be fun.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 30, 2022, 2:09 PM
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They’ll lose. There’s no way they can hide it.
We’ve asked all the Bees not to fight it,
Although, if they grunt still,
Our defensive front will
Pour gasoline on ‘em and light it.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS...this week on Tnet
Aug 30, 2022, 2:50 PM
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It’s pe-CAN, pe-CON is too fancy
Judge Keller is negative Nancy
It’s jail time for Tugaloo
The General makes his debut
And the scoreboard has lots of folks antsy
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS...this week on Tnet
Aug 30, 2022, 3:44 PM
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You’ve hit the nail right on the head!
It’s tough to say all that you’ve said
In five little lines.
Your poetry shines,
And, by the way, Patches is dead.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 31, 2022, 5:58 AM
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You gotta be kidding me, Nerds.
From lightning, from rain, and from birds
The dome gives protection.
Why, then, the rejection
Of 40k fans? Y’all are turds.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 31, 2022, 11:37 AM
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Go see the museum of Coke,
Enjoy an aquarium soak,
Then head to the Benz,
For that which portends
To be a great apian choke.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 31, 2022, 12:19 PM
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Y’all have a 6’7” receiver?
I bet he’s a good ball retriever
When quarterbacks get
A moment to set.
This week? There’s no pressure reliever.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 31, 2022, 3:45 PM
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Ramblin Wrecks
Oh what the heck
Let's cash that check
an snap they necks
No need to flex
our tiger pecs
after our success.....
Yeah I know its not in Haiku Form
I Don't care because it still rhymes...except at the end.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 31, 2022, 4:14 PM
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TU for committing to rhyme!
I’m confident that with some time,
Your skills will grow some
And lim’ricks will come.
For now, “GT sux” is just fine.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 31, 2022, 4:19 PM
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There once was a cute little jacket
Who had a plan in a packet.
But when the plan was revealed
Their dome was soon sealed.
They found they just couldn't hack it.
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There once was a yellow jacket from Nantuckett
Aug 31, 2022, 5:02 PM
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Who said folks with two dollar bills could just stuff it.
But the Tigers kicked tail
And the Jackets did wail
Because Tech couldn't carry a win in a bucket.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 1, 2022, 5:42 AM
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The Jackets’ ground nesting ability
Might be their most prudent utility.
If they can dig down
And hide underground,
They might avoid pain and sterility…
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 1, 2022, 2:33 PM
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“This fancy, unnatural sod
Seems diff’rent somehow, huh? That’s odd!
And why’s there a ceiling?
And no paint is peeling!
Who tampered with our Bobby Dodd??”
- GT fans at their “home” game
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Not a limerick but hey gt
Sep 1, 2022, 2:40 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're gonna beat
The hell outa you
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Re: Not a limerick but hey gt
Sep 1, 2022, 3:41 PM
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These filters for content are strict.
It’s oftentimes hard to predict
Which words will get “pounded”,
So use ones that sounded
Like others so filters get tricked.
Like instead of pöóp, just say “number 2”
#tnethacks
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 1, 2022, 4:34 PM
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“The General” didn’t work out.
For some reason, I had no doubt
The Coots would fold under
The weight of their blunder
And bring something foolish about.
The coçk-naming show has come to an end for now.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 1, 2022, 9:14 PM
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When Tech steps out under the light,
They’re gonna behold a great sight
As never before -
The dome’s whole first floor
Will mostly be orange and white.
…and the second floor will be empty, right Nerds?
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 2, 2022, 8:47 AM
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It’s Solid Or’nge Friday again!
I’d say let’s get pumped up, but then
Y’all might overdo it -
Let’s moderate through it:
Long weekend, THEN watch Tigers win.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 2, 2022, 4:51 PM
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The Bees are about to get skunked.
As teams try hard not to get punked
By Playoff committees,
Geoff Collins sings ditties
And thinks, “Should I get my eggs chunked?”
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2022, 6:48 AM
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The ACC should have some words
With Tech of Virginia’s birds
On shameful technique,
But they’re not unique -
The Bees will, to boot, look like turds.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2022, 4:39 PM
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Well, Nerds, there is always a chance -
Just like today’s games, at a glance!
Surprises aside, though,
We’re laying your pride low.
You’ll, metaphor-wise, lose your pants.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2022, 7:54 PM
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Attempting to make the game slower,
Geoff Collins will have his backs lower
Their shoulders and run,
But it won’t be fun
To meet our great orange flamethrower…
Bresee says hi, Nerds.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 5, 2022, 8:03 AM
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The noise and the bustle are slowing.
This team’s laser focus is going
To squarely arrive
Upon the Bees’ hive.
They’re doomed to a dominant showing.
See ya in 12 hours, Nerds.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 5, 2022, 5:04 PM
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Hey Nerds, I’ve been doing some thinkin’ -
Since later you’ll likely be stinkin’
On-field in the dome,
How ‘bout just stay home?
Let’s not to your level be sinkin’.
Mmmmkay?
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 8, 2022, 11:07 AM
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oops - put a Furman limerick in the wrong place.
See this weeks poast for updates…
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