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Legend [16375]
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FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS (and good ol’ Coot bashing)
Sep 6, 2022, 7:02 AM
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Y’all saw what just happened to Tech.
It’s true you’ll get beat all to heck,
But it’s an occasion
To work this equation:
Get better AND score a big check.
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Re: FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 6, 2022, 7:07 AM
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You’ll try to be tricky and stealthy,
But long as we’re rehabbed and healthy,
Our 3s and our 4s
Will rack up the scores.
We’ll make you quite bruised…but more wealthy.
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Re: FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 8, 2022, 9:00 PM
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A purple Paladin came a ridin'
With the rain he was a slidin'
Shouting FU one time!
FU two times
Then forgot the rest like Joe Biden
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Re: FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 7, 2022, 9:35 AM
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Hey Paladins, don’t show up lazy.
If you’re too distracted or hazy,
Our studly third string
Won’t be the worst thing -
We’ll DJ/Cade talk ‘til you’re crazy.
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Re: FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 7, 2022, 9:40 AM
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The Razorback faithful are ready.
They’re focused and centered and steady.
They know that Shane Beamer,
In Fayetteville’s steamer,
Emits mayo stench from his head-y.
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Re: FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS (and good ol’ Coot bashing)
Sep 7, 2022, 9:46 AM
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We tease and talk trash and we mock,
But still, there’s a bliss we can’t block
Down deep in those Coots.
Great joy, at its roots,
Wells up from renaming your coçk.
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Re: FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS (and good ol’ Coot bashing)
Sep 7, 2022, 12:00 PM
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If y’all get to feeling oppressed
When KJ, et al. give their best,
Short 3rd and 4th quarter
Might well be in order,
Then rehab in Travelers Rest.
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Re: FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS (and good ol’ Coot bashing)
Sep 7, 2022, 12:10 PM
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Paladins, Paladins……
coots are idiots.
That’s all I got, but it’s from the heart.
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Re: FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS (and good ol’ Coot bashing)
Sep 7, 2022, 12:12 PM
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Re: FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS (and good ol’ Coot bashing)
Sep 7, 2022, 12:23 PM
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Around and throughout and between-o,
The Coots are a pitiful scene-o,
But all their malarkey
Sounds tamer at Arky,
Once home to one Bobby Petrino…
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Re: FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS (and good ol’ Coot bashing)
Sep 7, 2022, 3:04 PM
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The Paladines and Coots go on the road,
Both taking on a mighty load.
The Hogs kick'n chicken,
The Tigers giving Furman a lick'n,
As both visitors move to loser mode.
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Re: FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS (and good ol’ Coot bashing)
Sep 7, 2022, 3:41 PM
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If Cade gets to go with the 1s,
You’ll think that somebody brought guns
To pillowfight time.
He’ll drop a nice dime
And have lots of time for good runs.
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FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS (and good ol’ Coot bashing)
Sep 7, 2022, 5:02 PM
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Our close neighbors, the Purple Paladin,
Haven’t the fortitude or strength there in
To convince our Tigers
Not to make burgers
Out of their quarters and feast in Howard’s Din!!!
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Re: FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS (and good ol’ Coot bashing)
Sep 8, 2022, 11:26 AM
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The drainage at Frank Howard Field
Can handle torrential rain yield
As well as your tears.
When KJ appears,
You’ll cry like an onion’s been peeled.
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LIMERICKS (and good ol’ Coot bashing)
Sep 8, 2022, 12:40 PM
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The coots have Mastered the 2-fisted bird.
Their replies to 30-0 was absurd.
Arky loves to eat slop
And with combs they will sop
Ev’ry coot morsel, including their turd.
Arkansas by a million!!!
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Re: FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS (and good ol’ Coot bashing)
Sep 8, 2022, 8:35 PM
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I care not for pomp nor for blings,
But somehow the world feels the stings
Of losing the queen.
For all that she’s seen,
She now beholds true Royal things.
RIP
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Re: FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS (and good ol’ Coot bashing)
Sep 9, 2022, 2:47 PM
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The eve of the big scoreboard launch-o,
Graham Neff, the athletic head honcho,
Has worked to prepare
For rain in the air
By buying a giant screen poncho.
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Re: FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS (and good ol’ Coot bashing)
Sep 9, 2022, 4:48 PM
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It's Opening Day in the Valley,
Where the Clemson faithful will rally,
While we thrived in a dome,
There's no place like home,
As we continue our quest to reach Cali.
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Re: FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS (and good ol’ Coot bashing)
Sep 9, 2022, 5:10 PM
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Smoked Tech in the Mercedez-Benz,
Now a game with the FCS 'Dins.
The competition's not great,
But who cares... celebrate!
It's football, with drinking, and friends.
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Re: FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS (and good ol’ Coot bashing)
Sep 9, 2022, 6:43 PM
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Ron Swanson says folks who get chummy
Demand to be made like a dummy
By pointed misnaming -
“Paladian” shaming
Ain’t just our big boot in their tummy…
It’s even more petty than beating them…mehe…
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Re: FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS (and good ol’ Coot bashing)
Sep 9, 2022, 5:03 PM
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The shine of the Paladins’ armor
Attracts a formidable harmer.
A great stripèd cat
Will roll you out flat
And be a relentless disarmer.
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Re: FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS (and good ol’ Coot bashing)
Sep 10, 2022, 12:57 AM
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I’m up late on weird medication,
And thought I might get education
On Furman’s head coach.
Turns out, his approach
At Air Force loves precipitation…
He’s a run-first OL mind, which could bode well in a rain storm.
#sneakypaladins
#holdthattiger
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Re: FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS (and good ol’ Coot bashing)
Sep 10, 2022, 6:37 AM
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It’s just a few hours away -
Another spectacular day
Of football this year.
We’ll holler and cheer
No matter if skies remain gray.
Only a few opportunities to see ‘em every year - let’s show up, Tigers.
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Re: FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS (and good ol’ Coot bashing)
Sep 10, 2022, 8:22 AM
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Forgive me for misunderstanding!
I thought the scoreboard was demanding
We gather today
Our homage to pay
To it, not for football. Outstanding!
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Re: FURMAN WEEK LIMERICKS (and good ol’ Coot bashing)
Sep 10, 2022, 9:37 AM
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High noon in the Fayetteville sun.
Hands twitch at the hip near each gun.
The ref bellows, “Draw!”
The Coot starts to fall,
For Sooie had 2, Coot had none.
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