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First Friday 'Dad Jokes'! Woo Hoo!
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It's 'Go Time', Tigers...not that fancy, schmancy cajun spelling, either! I suspect five minutes into the game tomorrow night, there will be quite a selection of 'crayon partners' to help with my interview! 
So...I need a hobby...something different...yet effective with dealing with the twat-wafflery of humanity. I'm thinking essential oils. The one that really interests me are those that calm folks down. What's it called...uhm... Chloroform...yeah, that's it, pretty sure it's chloroform! 
Thought a little Public Service Announcement would be beneficial today, too. Tossed with gardening...perfect!
Enjoy the game, Tiger Nation!
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Aug 29, 2025, 7:49 AM
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Re: First Friday 'Dad Jokes'! Woo Hoo!
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Aug 29, 2025, 7:52 AM
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Re: First Friday 'Dad Jokes'! Woo Hoo!
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Aug 29, 2025, 7:55 AM
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Warner Bros/Looney Tunes were the best!
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Aug 29, 2025, 7:54 AM
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What’s the difference between a LSU fan and a baby?
The baby will stop whining after a while.
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How do football players stay cool during the game?
They stand near the fans!
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Aug 29, 2025, 7:55 AM
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Why did Popeye punch the Pope?
He heard he went to Mount Olive.
What does a robot do after a one-night stand?
He nuts and bolts.
What do you call a man with a two-inch weiner?
Just-in.
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Re: First Friday 'Dad Jokes'! Woo Hoo! what are the 3 saddest words in
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Aug 29, 2025, 8:47 AM
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the English language?
"Is it in?"
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Aug 29, 2025, 7:57 AM
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A new airplane has been developed that cannot crash. Made from rubber polymers, it will just bounce. The craft was invented by Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.
A weasel walks u to a bar. The bartender says “what can I get you?”
“Pop” goes the weasel.
Go Tigers! Let’s make those Cajuns wish they had never heard the term “Death Valley “!!
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Aug 29, 2025, 8:12 AM
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Why did the lawyer show up in court in his underwear? He forgot his suit! :0)
Happy Friday and Go Tigers!
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Aug 29, 2025, 8:27 AM
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A guy walks into a bar, orders twelve beers and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender asks, “Dang, why are you drinking so fast?”
The guy says, “You’d be drinking fast too if you had what I had!”
The bartender asks, “What does you have?”
The guy says, “75 cents!”
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Dogs can't operate MRI machines - but catscan.***
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Aug 29, 2025, 9:03 AM
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Oculus Spirit [40204]
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The postal service is a mail dominated industry.
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LSU fans always park their car in a parking lot 6 miles from their house. They heard that most accidents occur within 5 miles of home. Because auto insurance companies hate this one weird trick.
Sometimes LSU fans wear themselves out by playing in traffic. Running behind cars is exhausting but running in front of them leaves them flat out tired!
An LSU fan's wife asked him to fix the toilet, and he failed twice. But hey, turd time's the charm. Should have had it on number two. It was a crappy job.
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Guy goes to his doctor because...
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Aug 29, 2025, 3:50 PM
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he has a pain in his ###. And to make it worse, every time he farts it sounds like his ### says
"Honda". So he walks in the office and explains all this to his Doctor, who happens to be Japanese.
The Dr. says he wants to do a rectal exam and sure enough he finds the guy has a rectal abscess.
He explains to his patient, "It's just what I suspected."
"How did you know?" asks the patient.
The Dr. replies, "In Japan, every Dr. knows that abscess makes the fart go "Honda"!
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I most definitely groaned...
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Aug 29, 2025, 3:53 PM
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And that's a 'high compliment' in these parts!
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