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CU Medallion [18890]
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DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 28, 2025, 8:06 AM
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Hospital recruiting at Duke
Invites ev’ry quack, ev’ry kook,
To hide his prognosis -
It’s frank cyanosis
With transvestic bent. Makes me puke.
You took an oath, ladies and gentlemen…
TIGERS 31 TRANNIES 17
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Rival Killer [3080]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 28, 2025, 11:12 AM
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The Dukies are not hard to stop
In all sports they know how to flop
We'll show them no mercy
'Cause they're all from New Jersey
The trust funds their value will drop
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Orange Elite [5522]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 28, 2025, 2:19 PM
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The Tiger defense is an absolute sham
No toughness, gentle as a lamb
The offense isn't much better
If grading, F would be the letter
Dabo has completely destroyed the Program
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CU Medallion [18890]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 29, 2025, 7:34 AM
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Our Coach had the vision to build it.
DV became feared, and we filled it.
His role gets the blame,
But truly, the game
Was lost when the durn portal killed it.
Highest bidders only, now. Super conference bound. Education is an obstacle, not an opportunity. Recruiting HS players is bush-league. #greatwasthefallofit
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CU Medallion [18890]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 29, 2025, 7:29 AM
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They wanted a cupcake for HoCo,
But now the whole season is loco,
So that means we’re scared
We’re not well prepared
For Duke. What an absolute joke-o.
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CU Medallion [18890]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 29, 2025, 10:49 AM
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I’m sure sev’ral Duke fans will travel,
But hopes will quite quickly unravel
When truth is thus found:
The ball is not round.
They’ll flee back to ‘Baccer Road gravel…
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CU Medallion [18890]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 30, 2025, 1:21 PM
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If one of you poasters who delves
Down deep in statistical shelves
Could back me up here -
This week’s biggest fear
Is whether our guys beat themselves.
Simple, consistent execution will lead to victory this week…it’s just that we can’t do that very well…
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CU Medallion [18890]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 30, 2025, 4:14 PM
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I’ll tell you exactly what’s spooky -
How utterly backwards and kooky
It is to admit
That we could get bit
On homecoming weekend by Dukey.
What in the upside down is going on these days…
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Ring of Honor [23108]
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Hummed to the tune of the "Addams Family"
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Oct 30, 2025, 4:59 PM
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Swinney Family (lyrics)
They're happy and hard-working,
Post-games they are twerking,
Their chauffeur's often lurking
The Swinney Family
Their house is a palace.
Their fan base can be callous
But largely there's no malice
The Swinney Family
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CU Medallion [18890]
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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 1, 2025, 11:59 AM
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Good gracious - just snap the dang ball.
This whole big snafu of a fall
Has not been our season,
But that’s not a reason
To hold back on Dookie at all.
Rise up and plow, boys.
GO TIGERS
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