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CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 16, 2025, 6:10 AM
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At this point, it’s not even funny.
Pack up your whole snack spread and money
And head to the game -
Be glad that you came,
But don’t expect dominance, honey.
Maybe we can sustain continuity on drives against Cuse?
TIGER 34 CUSE 20
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 16, 2025, 6:14 AM
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A win is a win is a win,
But every now and again,
Some justification
For “best in the nation”
Superlatives ought to kick in.
“Most returning talent…”
“Best receivers…”
“Best DL…”
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 16, 2025, 6:28 AM
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“For pregame, let’s stir up a glob
Of cream-of-wheat, plus a big knob
Of butter with sugar,
‘Til thick like a booger,
Then cheer on our or’nge mascot blob!”
- every Cuse fan
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CU Medallion [18890]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 16, 2025, 6:45 AM
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A “garbage plate” typic’ly means
A comforting meat/pasta/beans
Concoction for drunks
And west New York punks,
But now, it’s our offense’s schemes.
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Heisman Winner [83112]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS- a question for Sat
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Sep 16, 2025, 6:47 AM
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before I start will the girl from Nantucket attend and will she have her bucket?
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS- a question for Sat
Sep 16, 2025, 7:09 AM
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This Nantucket girl that you speak of -
Can she help us shake off this streak of
Disastrous performance
Or wake us from dormance
Or freshen the stench that we reek of?
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Legend [6834]
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Sep 16, 2025, 7:23 AM
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at least we are not playing in that crappy dome!
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 16, 2025, 7:41 AM
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It’s tough to spark plays in that dome,
But even when we’ve played at home,
Our lack of acuity
And drive continuity
Is low-amp, low-voltage, high-ohm.
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 16, 2025, 12:26 PM
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Has Fran ever been here before?
In days of not-long-ago yore,
I’d say he’d be scared,
But are we prepared
To even make Death Valley roar?
It ain’t what it used to be…
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 16, 2025, 12:56 PM
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The shop talk has been loose
As the coaches prep for 'Cuse
This week the team wins at home
They throw the fans a bone
For losing to 'Cuse there's no excuse.
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 16, 2025, 4:12 PM
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I saw a New Yorker at lunch.
I said, “Man, I have such a hunch
We’ll struggle with Cuse
And might almost lose.”
He just said “GO GIANTS” a bunch.
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2025, 9:30 AM
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Coach Fran couldn’t speak to the media
And not show his glaring acedia
Of unbridled tongue -
His f-bomb has hung
Mid-air like distasteful comedia.
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Sep 17, 2025, 9:41 AM
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The Tigers have stumbled this year,
Yet their spirit still roars loud and clear.
’Cuse will give them a fight,
But in Death Valley’s light,
Clemson’s pride keeps the future sincere.
Limerick concerning the score:
Though Clemson will win, not by the spread,
It is 20 to 10 when all’s said.
At the half, down 7–3,
Past performance, you see—
Yet hope springs eternal ahead.
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Rival Killer [2916]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2025, 12:28 PM
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We suck
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 18, 2025, 6:50 PM
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Think we need to change that WE to YOU.
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 18, 2025, 7:35 PM
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That first-person-plural’s a bear -
Implying that we are all there
Agreeing and such
Is simply too much.
You’re right - second-person’s more fair.
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 18, 2025, 12:29 PM
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Let’s not act like middle school girls.
Coach Swinney‘s not clutching his pearls -
His speech is a tool
For more ROY bus fuel.
It’s just how its road map unfurls.
The position we’re in is regrettable, but the road forward is one he has driven many times before…
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 19, 2025, 8:31 AM
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Tomorrow at 12, it is time
To see us begin the long climb
Back up to the top,
Provided we stop
Committing self-sabotage crime.
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2025, 9:34 AM
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I think if we win the coin toss,
The offense should flush last week’s loss
By taking the field
So Riley can wield
Antonio’s skills like a boss.
GO TIGERS. BEAT THE BLOBS.
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