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Could you date a Duke fan?
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Could you date a Duke fan?

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Jun 2, 2023, 8:11 AM

So I’ve been a bad slump lately playing scratch offs. Whenever that happens my first call is to the plasma bank on Blue Ridge Drive. The cost of driving normally cuts into my profit margin but I convinced a girl on Tinder to pick me up and drive me.

We really bonded while earning $62.50 (EACH!) and decided to blow our earnings on top shelf drinks at Fiesta Grill in Liberty. Don’t let the strip mall facade trick you into thinking their margarita mix isn’t the bomb. It delivers every time, especially if you are running low on plasma.

Anyhow, I figured out that she’s a Duke fan after finding a tattoo later in the night. She didn’t go there, but nonetheless, you know she must be smart. It kind of put me in a defensive position and I hesitated when she asked if I wanted to go a Pressure Canning Class tomorrow.

So my question is, could you date someone who will actively root against Clemson?

For the record, I told her to kick rocks and yelled “Go Tigers” as she pulled out of the parking lot. I’ll buy my canned goods at Publix.

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Re: Could you date a Duke fan?

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Jun 2, 2023, 8:14 AM

Duke has fans

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Re: Could you date a Duke fan?

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Jun 2, 2023, 8:17 AM

Yes but only for round ball.

Back to the OP, I married a Clemson Grad so have no experience with your question. Perhaps if you shared a pic from her tinder I could help

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Jun 2, 2023, 8:33 AM

jstone D329 playing sneaky to see if that's his woman running around with FastChad.

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Dod someone say Roundball?


Jun 2, 2023, 11:43 AM [ in reply to Re: Could you date a Duke fan? ]

https://youtu.be/QqC01_7aa9Y

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bob is a duke fan.***

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Jun 2, 2023, 8:36 AM



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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


As is his daughter, who must get her good looks from her mom

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Jun 2, 2023, 8:40 AM

No pigs of either...

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Check your tmale.***

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Jun 2, 2023, 8:41 AM



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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


Thanks, and I didn't believe my Friday could get better...***

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Jun 2, 2023, 8:54 AM



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Sharing is caring.

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Jun 2, 2023, 10:05 AM

TIA

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Check your tmale.***

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Jun 2, 2023, 10:09 AM



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Re: As is his daughter, who must get her good looks from her mom

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Jun 2, 2023, 11:50 AM [ in reply to As is his daughter, who must get her good looks from her mom ]

Bob says she had to get her looks from her mother, he still has his.

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Re: Could you date a Duke fan?

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Jun 2, 2023, 8:43 AM

This post is missing key details. Was she going to drive to, and pay for, the pressure canning class? If so, you're crazy for not dating her for at least one day! The excitement of the class would provide plenty of interesting conversation so that you wouldn't even have to discuss what Coach K is doing in retirement.

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Jun 2, 2023, 8:50 AM

Man! Are you out of the loop!!! Coach K is teaching the pressure canning class!

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Jun 2, 2023, 8:52 AM [ in reply to Re: Could you date a Duke fan? ]

Crap. I shouldn’t have gotten all hot headed. I just looked it up and tickets are $35. Since she asked me, she would have been on the hook for paying.

From the looks of it, a guy could come out of that class with a few prospects and some tasty canned goods if he plays his cards right.

https://g.co/kgs/GTMAhy

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Jun 2, 2023, 9:21 AM

Just don't forget the old proverb - "GIVE a man a canned vegetable and he'll have a tasty side for one meal. TEACH a man to can vegetables and he'll spend the rest of his life and most of his savings struggling to grow vegetables in his back yard."

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Jun 2, 2023, 8:57 AM

A tattoo that reads..."I'm a big D fan" might not have been in reference to the blue devils.

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Re: Could you date a Duke fan?

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Jun 2, 2023, 11:32 AM

If it had to be big, our relationship was doomed from the start. I did the right thing ending it early.

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Jun 2, 2023, 9:06 AM

It’s one of the first three questions I ask. If it’s anyone but Clemson there will not be a second date.

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MEG


Re: Could you date a Duke fan?

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Jun 2, 2023, 9:21 AM

I wish I could be that selective.

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Go to the Pressure Canning Class. Attending will be a lot

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Jun 2, 2023, 9:36 AM

UNC players and their tutors. You may meet a young lady there.


Message was edited by: MyfavOrange®


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Re: Could you date a Duke fan?

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Jun 2, 2023, 10:41 AM

I got very lucky to find someone who loves sports but had no collegiate allegiance. I have turned him into a Clemson fan.

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Jun 2, 2023, 11:00 AM

Clemson has no basketball fans and Duke fans only care about basketball.

I really don't see any problem.

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Re: Could you date a Duke fan?

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Jun 2, 2023, 11:10 AM



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Screw Calford.


I'm pretty sure Mrs. Spud would frown upon that.....***

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Jun 2, 2023, 11:54 AM



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Re: Could you date a Duke fan?

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Jun 2, 2023, 12:21 PM

Married one!

She pulls for the Tigers now and would probably watch Food Network over a basketball game on TV.

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How was her slurge?***

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Jun 2, 2023, 12:38 PM



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Re: How was her slurge?***

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Jun 2, 2023, 1:11 PM

I’m optimistic that I won’t have to go to the clinic in the next 5-10 days.

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No pix never happened***


Jun 2, 2023, 1:14 PM



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Jun 2, 2023, 1:15 PM
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If this is her? Then yes!!

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Who put the "L" in BrowneLL


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Jun 2, 2023, 4:53 PM

The expression on her face looks like a combination of concern and disappointment. I know that look well. What’s her name?

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They're usually nerdy so

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Jun 2, 2023, 1:21 PM

I could pull it off.

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They all look like soccer moms so no***

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Jun 2, 2023, 1:32 PM



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Soccer moms are the crazy ones doh.***


Jun 2, 2023, 2:11 PM



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Re: Could you date a Duke fan?

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Jun 2, 2023, 1:34 PM

My wife says “No”.

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You’ve already moved on from Clara?

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Jun 2, 2023, 4:56 PM

I thought that was at least a lust connection.

~JKB

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Jun 2, 2023, 5:54 PM

Ummm, Balm has this over Ed. Find another venue

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What do you call a pretty girl at Duke??

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Jun 2, 2023, 5:58 PM

A visitor.

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