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Orange Blooded [2341]
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Coot joke week!
Nov 21, 2021, 4:26 PM
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Who’s first?
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All-In [26157]
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Re: Coot joke week!
Nov 21, 2021, 4:31 PM
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We're #1
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Legend [18352]
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Re: Coot joke week!
Nov 21, 2021, 4:34 PM
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Our coaching, talent, and culture are better then clemsons, if we played in the ACC we are undefeated times infinity and have 100 natties
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Heisman Winner [119862]
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Willie-B premium seat section
Nov 21, 2021, 4:34 PM
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Orange Blooded [2034]
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Re: Coot joke week!
Nov 21, 2021, 5:04 PM
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Why are Coots buried 10 feet under?
As a courtesy, it makes their trip shorter...
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CU Medallion [62239]
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Coots and their fans.
Nov 21, 2021, 5:41 PM
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They are the joke.
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CU Medallion [68097]
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Re: Coot joke week!
Nov 21, 2021, 5:42 PM
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" Never again" The guy that said that was a pretty big joke
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Re: Coot joke week!
Nov 21, 2021, 5:47 PM
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Todd Ellis
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Re: Coot joke week!
Nov 21, 2021, 5:50 PM
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We're cycling in. . . .
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110%er [6984]
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See coot trophy case
Nov 21, 2021, 5:57 PM
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No further comments necessary
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All-TigerNet [10516]
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Re: See coot trophy case
Nov 21, 2021, 6:22 PM
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coots prepared to break records……..by losing their 600th game next weekend at home vs Clemson.
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Re: Coot joke week!
Nov 21, 2021, 6:25 PM
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How can you tell when a coot has robbed your house?
Your trash can is empty and your dog is pregnant.
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USC
Nov 21, 2021, 6:37 PM
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ENOUGH SAID...
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All-TigerNet [10828]
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Re: Coot joke week!
Nov 21, 2021, 6:39 PM
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Two old coots were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over to the other and said, “Man! Life is boring, we never have any fun these days. For $50.00, I’d take my clothes off and streak through the flower show!”
“You’re on!” said the other old fellow, holding up a $50.
As fast as he could, the old man fumbled his way out of his clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the town hall.
Waiting outside, his friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause.
The naked old man burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
“How did you do?” asked his friend.
“Great!” he said, “I won first prize as a dried arrangement!”
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CU Medallion [65835]
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A Classic: The Coot reported a break-in on his truck. He
Nov 21, 2021, 6:48 PM
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said he had two Clemson tickets in plain sight on his dash, and somebody broke his window and left two more.
That this joke is a classic tells you how much confidence they normally have about this game.
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Legend [16577]
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Todd Ellis
Nov 21, 2021, 6:50 PM
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Enough said.
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Re: Coot joke week!
Nov 21, 2021, 6:50 PM
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It would be funny but it was true.
Jim sticks em and Pam licks em.
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Re: Coot joke week!
Nov 21, 2021, 6:52 PM
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Why was Todd Ellis a pallbearer at Coach Morrison’s funeral? He wanted to let him down one more time.
Message was edited by: baker5801®
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Re: Coot joke week!
Nov 21, 2021, 7:37 PM
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Re: Coot joke week!
Nov 21, 2021, 7:38 PM
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Re: Coot joke week!
Nov 22, 2021, 7:07 PM
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Re: Coot joke week!
Nov 23, 2021, 9:44 AM
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