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Cookout set up
Jul 21, 2017, 3:05 PM
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Ok we are here and setting up. Whoever was supposed to bring the tater salad, leave it in the fridge until we are ready to put it out. The heat will give everybody poisoning. Who is bringing the ice? And who is watching cutigerbob® to make sure he doesn't put his fingers in the sockets?
CU2013®I saw your pic, and in you're in the wrong lot. In the wrong state. At the wrong stadium.
JimmyGreenbeans® you are in charge of checking the recruits in.
lovingit®You were supposed to keep Tigerbalm1® out of the, ummm, recreatonal drugs and make sure he didn't bring any.
RenegadeTiger® is in charge of Bill Murray clips and adult beverages. No recruits are allowed to have those unless they ask.
gottigers81 is in charge of the live feed.
JohnFBell® is in charge of finding the girl at the center of the Hugh Freeze deal and getting her here in time.
@cCompletely Solid Orange®you just show up and behave.
classof1994®is in charge of the burner phones.
Who did I miss? We gotta get this going and quick
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110%er [6662]
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Re: Cookout set up
Jul 21, 2017, 3:06 PM
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Ummmmmmm
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Re: Cookout set up
Jul 21, 2017, 3:09 PM
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Dang fencebusters® I forgot about you. Can you sit at Dabo's new house and make sure Muschamp doesn't set fire to it while we are all at the Cookout?
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Oculus Spirit [82180]
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Just to clarify,
Jul 21, 2017, 3:07 PM
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Is it one phone for each coach, or does Lord Perry need one too? TIA
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One phone for each coach
Jul 21, 2017, 3:08 PM
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And Perry is too busy building a church in Cola. today to come
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Re: One phone for each coach
Jul 21, 2017, 3:12 PM
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Already installed my security cameras. Muscoot has been at chuckle cheese all day recruiting
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Orange Blooded [4877]
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Hey!! I have six 117oz cans of Bush's Baked Beans!!
Jul 21, 2017, 3:16 PM
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No one has told me where to take them.
I've already stirred in the bacon bits. Can't return them now.
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Re: Hey!! I have six 117oz cans of Bush's Baked Beans!!
Jul 21, 2017, 3:18 PM
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That's a lot of beans. Drop them off at the back end of the new facility near the wiffle ball field. The code word is "gas"
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Orange Blooded [4877]
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Whaddya mean "drop them off"?
Jul 21, 2017, 3:53 PM
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I'm not invited??
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Re: Cookout set up
Jul 21, 2017, 3:17 PM
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Someone needs to bring a backpack full of prepaid Visa cards.
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Orange Blooded [4072]
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Re: Cookout set up
Jul 21, 2017, 3:33 PM
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I'd suggest paper lunch bags stuffed with $100's. It would look like the 'cruits are taking left-overs for a snack.
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Orange Blooded [4877]
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Just so it doesn't look like an extra dessert
Jul 21, 2017, 3:52 PM
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We got hammered for that one time
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CU Medallion [51584]
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I'll watch the gate and keep those dirty no good coots out.***
Jul 21, 2017, 3:17 PM
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Re: I'll watch the gate and keep those dirty no good coots out.***
Jul 21, 2017, 3:20 PM
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They are easy to spot. All of the South Carolina fans will be wearing shirts that say "Roll Tide"
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Wow, no invite?
Jul 21, 2017, 3:30 PM
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Someone seems a bit jealous of my good fortune.
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Figures you would wear pink.***
Jul 21, 2017, 3:41 PM
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Oculus Spirit [82180]
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Assumed you would be too busy***
Jul 21, 2017, 3:42 PM
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All-In [28731]
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yeah - i know. dhood sure doesn't realize who are
Jul 21, 2017, 3:50 PM
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the cool kidz
i think dhood is mad at me for wearing crocs to moms funeral - but she wood have liked that - she was casual
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All-In [40141]
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There's a rumor you became a coot . . . I didn't believe it.***
Jul 21, 2017, 3:52 PM
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All-In [28731]
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its all over the webs
Jul 21, 2017, 3:54 PM
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i'm taking the hormone therapy now
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110%er [5778]
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I need to NOT get in touch with your tailor.
Jul 21, 2017, 4:03 PM
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nm
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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Did you re-marry
Jul 21, 2017, 4:12 PM
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this week?
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All-In [40141]
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I have failed, but you know how Tbalm gets all hyped up before
Jul 21, 2017, 3:31 PM
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All-in cookout and the mushrooms and lsd his mama gives him ain't help im none. Don't worry I'll get there soon and tug on his mullet and get him in line.
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consider it done
Jul 21, 2017, 3:34 PM
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Re: Cookout set up
Jul 21, 2017, 3:38 PM
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****
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RA for adding an extra C and depriving me of full exposure.***
Jul 21, 2017, 3:46 PM
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Re: Cookout set up
Jul 21, 2017, 3:55 PM
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^^^ Feeding into the tater stereotype.
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Re: Cookout set up
Jul 21, 2017, 3:59 PM
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I'll bring the ice too. I live in Columbia so I will be stopping by Willy B to get the ice since there's is known for being so clean and fresh.
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You left out so many people.
Jul 21, 2017, 4:00 PM
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So many tigernets posters going home wid hurty feewings because of you davidhood®
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Legend [15492]
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Wow, left out again....
Jul 21, 2017, 4:01 PM
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Well, no 3-bean salad and cheddar marmalade for you big boy!
And ixnay on the Korean masseuse you asked me about on tuesday.
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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Crap, I was afraid of that
Jul 21, 2017, 4:05 PM
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I thought Dabo pulled a Harbaugh and took the team/recruits to Miami for the weekend.
I'll go ahead and FedEx this famous homemade Publix potato salad so it gets there lickety split. Don't worry, I'll put ice in the box so it stays cold.
Maybe if I drive fast enough I can make it back in time for the spoon and egg race? If so, dibs on Francis Marion® as my partner...I'm assuming he's good at doing things blindfolded.
Also, does anybody have the number for C?o?a?c?h? Hugh Freeze's escort service handy? I need to call them and tell them to turn the Fur Bus around and head up to Clemson instead of Coral Gables
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I'll be the guy who crashes with the entirely inapropriate
Jul 21, 2017, 4:30 PM
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pet that everybody will pretend is cool.
But I haven't decided if I will wear the Python around my neck, the parrot on my shoulder or just the Iguana on a leash.
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Legend [15492]
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Welp....looks like Francis and Bob already showed up.
Jul 21, 2017, 4:33 PM
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Re: Welp....looks like Francis and Bob already showed up.
Jul 21, 2017, 4:43 PM
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I though balm had the mullet
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Re: Cookout set up
Jul 21, 2017, 4:50 PM
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I bring my guns and take up security from afar. Any TN board coots will not get close. Do not look for me. You might end like coot.
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Re: Cookout set up
Jul 21, 2017, 5:23 PM
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Make sure you use tranq darts okay? Catch & release Sportsfan.. catch & release
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Re: Cookout set up
Jul 21, 2017, 5:57 PM
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catch and burn >>> fried chicken!
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What am I supposed to do with all this watermelon?
Jul 21, 2017, 5:33 PM
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Thank God I didn't ask that question in the Lounge!
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DavidHood starts stuff
Jul 21, 2017, 6:02 PM
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butt always cuts and runs ....
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Re: Cookout set up
Jul 21, 2017, 7:14 PM
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Post of the year!
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