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Re: The 'What day is It?' Dad Joke edition...
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Mar 12, 2025, 7:29 AM
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I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!!
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Oculus Spirit [40211]
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What kind of machine never lies? A fax machine.
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Why are ghosts bad at lying? You can see right through them.
Why shouldn't you trust a tree? Because they are shady.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest.
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Mar 12, 2025, 8:21 AM
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Have you heard of the 18 wheeler that crashed on the highway? It was transporting Ramen noodle soup to the store when the crash happened. Total losses are estimated to be $21.76.....
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Mar 12, 2025, 8:37 AM
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There’s a new type of broom out on the market.
It’s sweeping the nation!
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Mar 12, 2025, 9:12 AM
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What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I scream!
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Mar 12, 2025, 9:16 AM
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I accidentally swallowed some food coloring the other day.
The doctor says I’m ok, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
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lol***
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Mar 12, 2025, 9:17 AM
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Mar 12, 2025, 10:10 AM
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Charles Dickens walks int0 a bar and orders a martini.
Bartender asks, "Olive or twist"
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What do call a Dog that's been run over by a Steamroller??
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Mar 12, 2025, 10:14 AM
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Spot!!
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Probably shouldn't tell
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Mar 12, 2025, 10:19 AM
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The grandkids that one, Lespaw79 ! 
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Re: Probably shouldn't tell
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Mar 12, 2025, 2:07 PM
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My dad used to tell the grandkids that he went hunting and shot the Easter Bunny. I don’t think any of them ended up in therapy or bringing charges against him for it. Different times back then.
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Mar 12, 2025, 10:33 AM
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
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Mar 12, 2025, 2:03 PM
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I don't trust stairs. They are always up to something. :0)
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Mar 12, 2025, 5:17 PM
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5 stars for the dance floor joke! 🤣
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