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My Coot Neighbor has been feeding the local wild life again
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My Coot Neighbor has been feeding the local wild life again

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May 12, 2022, 12:50 PM
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Every night when I arrive home from work, it is like ringing the dinner bell, of course, she is conveniently working her shift at Taco Bell by then. Anyway, has anyone dealt with this before, I need to capture and relocate roughly 20-25 alligators, or possibly just kill the leader. The county has already told me they are not coming out any more.



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Something tells me this poast is a CROC!

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May 12, 2022, 12:54 PM
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:)

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posted a good instructional video below

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May 12, 2022, 12:58 PM
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what are the odds he crapped in his pants?

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May 12, 2022, 1:00 PM
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I'm willing to bet, more than once.

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Re: what are the odds he crapped in his pants?

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May 12, 2022, 2:36 PM
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??????

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Re: what are the odds he crapped in his pants?

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May 13, 2022, 3:07 PM
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1000% he squirted chit down both legs of his pants, and that maybe saved him. To jump a 10 ft gator in a Ditch of all places, has to be the craziest, utterly stupidest thing that dude has ever done in his entire life, and he looked to be elderly!!! But what I will bet, he will never try that again, ever!!!!

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Good things he was sliding around in the mud with

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May 12, 2022, 3:53 PM
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those white pants. It will cover up the 'accidents'.

Or, maybe he was wearing these ...



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"Bring me, my brown pants!"

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May 12, 2022, 6:38 PM
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-Bill Engvall.

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Is that Greg Norman?***

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May 12, 2022, 3:38 PM
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"When I was young, I was sure of many things; now there are only two things of which I am sure: one is, that I am a miserable sinner; and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Saviour. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons." -John Newton


Re: posted a good instructional video below

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May 12, 2022, 4:21 PM
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You can't fix dumb.

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That looked like: Biden, or Bob Barker in Happy Gilmour.

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May 12, 2022, 6:28 PM
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Brainless comedy either way.


:)

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Re: posted a good instructional video below

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May 13, 2022, 2:59 PM
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Anybody that will jump on the back of a 10ft gator in a ditch, without question has to be a complete Idiot!!!

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There are no crocs in my neighborhood, at least not yet. We

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May 12, 2022, 12:59 PM
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have problems with skunks. One was under my house and it smelled for days. Couldn't lite enough candles.

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My closest encounter with a skunk was a dead one in the

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May 12, 2022, 6:42 PM
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middle of the road.

And, let me assure you, Loudon Wainwright III was RIGHT!

https://youtu.be/Uu5hzc2Mei4

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My neighborhood had a problem until

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May 12, 2022, 10:23 PM
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these walked across my yard - 4 with one 12 gauge blast.


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Man!

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May 12, 2022, 10:35 PM
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That’s a stinker.

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May 13, 2022, 3:45 PM
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Myfav, there is a product that drycleaners use called odor control, that stuff works pretty good with getting rid of a rotting smell in the garbage disposal. The wife I were going out of town a while back, and she dumped some cooked lima beans in the garbage disposal and forgot to flush the disposal out with plenty of water, and a few drops of dawn dish soap. When we walk in the house, it smelled like an animal had been dead for a few weeks in there.

I tried about everything to get that smell out the drain, and nothing seem to work until I thought about the odor control that I spray in the garbage cans when I pull the bags out for extra measure, and I poured about 3-4 ounces down the garbage disposal, and in about 5 minutes, that rotten bean smell was gone.

There is FabriClean Supply warehouse in cootlumbia, off I-77 exit 5 to Bluff Rd, 1200 1st Street South Ext. in that warehouse compound. They sell to mostly everything that a drycleaners use out of that warehouse, and I do mean everything. They have a chemical in there that cleans hot irons, that stuff will take about anything that gets on my chrome pipes, on my Harley, but the odor control works dang good for getting rid of awful odors/smells, and I bet it will work for skunk odor!!! Also, the sales manager there, his son is a Clemson grad, but he is a Aubarn grad ;)

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Too little, too late.***

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May 12, 2022, 1:38 PM
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Haha…

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May 12, 2022, 1:47 PM
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That reminded me of the sticker I have on the back of my Astro Van. And I don’t have time to explain why it’s hilarious, so please ask someone else.



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lol, no explanation needed.

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May 12, 2022, 1:57 PM
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Re: My Coot Neighbor has been feeding the local wild life again

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May 12, 2022, 1:48 PM
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If you can catch them while they are distracted they are easier to subdue. And, you can bag them two at a time.



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The green ones are

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May 12, 2022, 2:05 PM
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delicious this time of year. Very ripe.

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But, how you going to "Mount" them?

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May 12, 2022, 6:30 PM
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That'd be some sirius Taxidermy skill right there!

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Re: My Coot Neighbor has been feeding the local wild life again

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May 12, 2022, 2:23 PM
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Try pasting pictures of your neighbor on chicken leg quarters, it may help with the neighbor disappearing, and then you could fix the problem once and for all time. No neighbor, the animal control folks would have to resettle the gators where they belong!!!

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May 12, 2022, 2:32 PM
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Do this...

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Nah, you caught that one too late

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May 12, 2022, 2:46 PM
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in the season. These tend to taste very sour so experts suggest brining in cat litter for at least 36 hours.

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I would have said that had to be at a Flurida / USuk

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May 12, 2022, 6:46 PM
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football game, but grilling BOTH mascots, is kinda throwing me off trying to figure out who they are fans of!

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My wild life are not coots

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May 12, 2022, 3:36 PM
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"Is there a way to block posters? This guy is weird and his posts are sort of stupid."


She has been giving Zaxbies

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May 12, 2022, 3:39 PM
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to those prehistoric monsters and I have not seen any of the cats in over a week.

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Them toitles are gonna be sadly surprised when they come

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May 12, 2022, 6:49 PM
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upon some REAL gators! Hope they got some real hard shells!

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REAL gators

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May 12, 2022, 6:59 PM
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I have a stage coach gun once owned by Slim Pickens.
It is loaded with gator shells.
My toitles are safe.



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"Is there a way to block posters? This guy is weird and his posts are sort of stupid."


I hope this isn't your neighbor.

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May 12, 2022, 3:51 PM
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She is wasting good beef.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t79Z1S5svm4&ab_channel=BrianFitzgerald

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We lost a true National Comedy Treasure when Betty White

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May 12, 2022, 6:50 PM
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finally passed away.


:(

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Re: I hope this isn't your neighbor.

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May 13, 2022, 1:27 PM
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most likely lost her standing in the peta community.she was supposed to be an animal rights person.

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Re: My Coot Neighbor has been feeding the local wild life again

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May 12, 2022, 4:06 PM
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Just throw a shoe at them. Should embarrass them back into the glades.

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It’s the creepy ghost girl riding them that should worry you . . .

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May 12, 2022, 4:18 PM
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Call Troy down in “looosie-anna” . . .

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May 12, 2022, 6:22 PM
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He’ll bring his boys up and “li-min-ate” those critters for you . . .

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Re: Call Troy down in “looosie-anna” . . .

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May 12, 2022, 6:26 PM
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The laws are much stricter in Florida than Louisiana, the gator has to present imminent threat of death or grave bodily harm, and then, and only then, can you defend yourself by shooing it.

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Saw one eat

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May 12, 2022, 6:29 PM
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a rockin chair one time.

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You bunch of Yankee lovers . . .

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May 12, 2022, 6:34 PM
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don’t know chit about fishing . . . You’ve let those snowbirds ruin another perfectly good state . . . and a means to support the little ones . . . imminent threat to life . . .



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I bet he’d fish one of his 200

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May 12, 2022, 6:37 PM
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cats out of a gators’ mouf. If I knew his address I’d test it out after I burned his house down.

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You’ve let those snowbirds ruin another perfectly good state

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May 12, 2022, 8:06 PM
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POTD



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"Is there a way to block posters? This guy is weird and his posts are sort of stupid."


true, the state should isue tags for snow birds

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May 12, 2022, 9:17 PM
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not gators.

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CHOOT 'im, mon, CHOOT 'im!

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May 12, 2022, 6:36 PM
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:)

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Re: CHOOT 'im, mon, CHOOT 'im!

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May 12, 2022, 6:40 PM
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We have some new neighbors that moved here from a northern state. They know everything about everything and knows what the South needs to do in order to be normal. We could dangle them for bait. I will provide transportation.

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Nah, to emulate Grizzard, "There are some things even a

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May 12, 2022, 6:52 PM
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gator won't do."

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I don't know if this makes POTD or not, but the REPLIES are

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May 12, 2022, 6:53 PM
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Solid Gold!

:)

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I See the problem here.

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May 12, 2022, 10:32 PM
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coot neighbor??? Yer property values are crashing faster than a Zeppelin in a thunderstorm.

I recommend showings on Saturday and Sunday mornings, before the neighbors can make bail.

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