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Afternoon Ninja Pic & Story
Feb 27, 2013, 1:50 PM
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Story (not that you are going to read it): Just got back from running an errand during my lunch break. When I get to the checkout line, there is this chick in front of me wearing practically nothing. I’m almost positive she is a stripper. Weird tattoos, piercings, funky hair color, the whole nine. Anyways, I kept trying to take a good pic for my hombres in the Junge, but she kept looking back at me as if she was trying to catch me staring at her. She also would not be still. I’m thinking she was antsy from the white powder or something.
Regardless, here was my first attempt at a pic. FAIL
Here is the second pic.
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Oculus Spirit [83625]
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Re: Afternoon Ninja Pic & Story
Feb 27, 2013, 1:54 PM
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what a crappy story
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Re: Afternoon Ninja Pic & Story
Feb 27, 2013, 1:57 PM
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Bro
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Ok then, how about this?
Feb 27, 2013, 1:59 PM
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After she checked out, I told her she was slooty hot. She grabbed me by the #### and took me in the middle of the store and started giving me a B J.
Then I slapped her and told her to stop........b/c she wasn't cupping my #####. Stoopid strippers. I splashed a couple Washington's on the floor and made her pick them up with her butt cheeks.
Is that better for you Franc?
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This, I believe to be true!
Feb 27, 2013, 2:01 PM
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Well done.
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Oculus Spirit [75807]
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We have different definitions of
Feb 27, 2013, 1:58 PM
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practically nothing.
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Oculus Spirit [81994]
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Her butt isn't even hanging out of that a little.***
Feb 27, 2013, 1:59 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75807]
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I've had chicks I was sharing a hotel room with but not
Feb 27, 2013, 2:01 PM
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sexing go to bed with less.
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Well did you take a pic of it and share with the Junge?
Feb 27, 2013, 2:02 PM
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Didn't think so.
Typical Aero post.
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Oculus Spirit [81994]
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Man, touche.***
Feb 27, 2013, 2:02 PM
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Re: Man, ######.******
Feb 27, 2013, 2:02 PM
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Really?
Feb 27, 2013, 2:03 PM
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The correct spelling of ##### gets hashtagged out?
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Misspelled tush
Feb 27, 2013, 2:05 PM
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And i don't think that's a man
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Still a good ninja effort though***
Feb 27, 2013, 2:02 PM
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I hate those short boots...
Feb 27, 2013, 1:59 PM
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otherwise, good job
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The boots absolutely killed it for rme.
Feb 27, 2013, 2:03 PM
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2/10
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Oculus Spirit [81994]
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But she can take them off.***
Feb 27, 2013, 2:03 PM
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the google glasses will kill for ninja's in the future***
Feb 27, 2013, 2:08 PM
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All of a sudden the $1,500 seems worth it.***
Feb 27, 2013, 2:08 PM
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plus you can surf pron and no one will know***
Feb 27, 2013, 2:10 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75807]
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Well, they probably will if the #### is good enough...***
Feb 27, 2013, 2:11 PM
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i think it's just a one way image***
Feb 27, 2013, 2:16 PM
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Aero, Thanks for the TD!***
Feb 27, 2013, 2:23 PM
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Wasn't me, not on purpose.***
Feb 27, 2013, 2:32 PM
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