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Is it safe...for Monday 'Dad Jokes'?
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Aug 25, 2025, 7:11 AM
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The screenshot hits home from the 'art imitating life' angle. Decades ago, Ms. Salty walked in on me watching a football game...Tigers, naturally, with my eldest son at the time. She had read an article that stated what the pic shows. I absorbed her remark, looked at her, the television, then back to her and replied, "I see no benefit in disagreeing with that study!" It's the ONLY time in 40+ years I got the upper hand! Rarities like that stay with you! 
My phone has this cool app that shows me what I look like as an old person...
A camera! 
I will never go bungee jumping! A rubber breaking was the reason I was born...it sure won't be the reason I die! 
It's Monday...it'll be alright, Tiger Nation! Enjoy this one...it won't come 'round again!
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Re: Is it safe...for Monday 'Dad Jokes'?
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Aug 25, 2025, 7:16 AM
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Guy 1: I dated a gal from Maine for a while.
Guy 2: Bangor?
Guy 1: Naw… we never even kissed.
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Re: Is it safe...for Monday 'Dad Jokes'?
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Aug 25, 2025, 7:17 AM
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My friend David had his ID stolen...now he is just 'Dav". Good Monday! :0)
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Re: Is it safe...for Monday 'Dad Jokes'?
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Aug 25, 2025, 7:17 AM
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Reminded me of one
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Aug 25, 2025, 11:06 AM
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How do you identify a smart chemist?
He washes his hands BEFORE going to the bathroom.
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Iron Man
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Oculus Spirit [42678]
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Re: Iron Man
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Aug 25, 2025, 11:06 AM
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Wow!
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [109432]
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lol***
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Aug 25, 2025, 7:23 AM
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Re: Is it safe...for Monday 'Dad Jokes'?
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Aug 25, 2025, 7:56 AM
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1. Why was the acid so rude on Monday?
He was a-mean-o-acid
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Oculus Spirit [40204]
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Pilots do not need a flight plan. They can just wing it.
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Aug 25, 2025, 8:10 AM
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My wife and I caught our son smoking cannabis. I said weed like to talk to you. We took the high road; it was a joint effort because that’s just how we roll. We were blunt when we told him he was grounded and couldn’t see his girlfriend Mary Jane anymore.
I accidentally ate a bug repellant candle. I thought it tasted a little Off. But that was better than ingesting bug spray with all the toxins that could Raid your body.
I thought taxidermists had monotonous jobs. But it turns out they do a lot of stuff.
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Aug 25, 2025, 8:11 AM
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What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
Dough Nuts.
Why did Mr. Information file for divorce?
Because so many people were spreading Ms. Information.
What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery person have in common? Both of them get to smell the goods, but neither of them get to eat them.
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Re: Is it safe...for Monday 'Dad Jokes'?
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Aug 25, 2025, 11:11 AM
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Why are pirates so angry after using the restroom?
After the "P" is gone, they are just "irate".
Some girl told me I've got a face like the back of a boat.
I didn't reply but gave her a stern look.
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Aug 25, 2025, 11:52 AM
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The difference between booze and weed?
5 drunk people start a fight.
5 stoned people start a band.
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