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Aah Tuesday...the smell of Taco Trucks...the groans of 'Dad Jokes'
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Oct 14, 2025, 8:23 AM
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Could drive a soul to drinking...
How do you keep a bagel from running away?
You put lox on it! 
And now...the rest of the story:
Why do dads tell such corny jokes?
They you want you to GROAN up!
My wife has a drinking problem. I asked her to toast some bread for breakfast and she raised her glass and said, "Here's to bread."
Pick this thread up...I'm running flat this morning. Carpe Tuesday, Tiger Nation! Go Tigers, ALWAYS!
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Re: Aah Tuesday...the smell of Taco Trucks...the groans of 'Dad Jokes'
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Oct 14, 2025, 8:24 AM
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Re: Aah Tuesday...the smell of Taco Trucks...the groans of 'Dad Jokes'
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Oct 14, 2025, 8:28 AM
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knew where that was going and still laughed. That is the sign of a good joke
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TigerNet Eternal Icon [184742]
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How does an SMU sorority girl change a light bulb?
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Oct 14, 2025, 8:28 AM
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“Daddy, I need a new apartment.”
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lol +1***
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Oct 14, 2025, 8:40 AM
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Re: Aah Tuesday...the smell of Taco Trucks...the groans of 'Dad Jokes'
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Oct 14, 2025, 8:42 AM
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Sadly, I do most of my proofreading after I've hit 'sned...
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Re: Aah Tuesday...the smell of Taco Trucks...the groans of 'Dad Jokes'
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Oct 14, 2025, 8:44 AM
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Why couldn’t the green pepper practice archery?
Because it didn’t habanero.
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What do you call a Viking who lost his boat? A Hiking.
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Oct 14, 2025, 8:47 AM
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I'm on a plane and the lunch choices are white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I'm seated in the last row. I'm hoping for the breast but preparing for the wurst. When the stewardess got to me, she asked “Would you like something to eat?” I asked, “What are the choices?” She said “Yes or No.”
I came in second place in a Fidel Castro look-alike contest. Close but no cigar. I was second Fidel to the winner.
I was asked to rate China’s flag yesterday. It’s a red flag, but I gave it five stars.
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Re: Aah Tuesday...the smell of Taco Trucks...the groans of 'Dad Jokes'
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Oct 14, 2025, 8:58 AM
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I was having trouble with my computer at work, so I called IT support asked if I tried disabling the cookies?" I said, "Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man!"
I just learned that Earl is real mixed up.
(read it again)
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Some days, the groans are more like the
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Oct 14, 2025, 9:37 AM
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Shriek of banshees! Today is one!  This crowd brought it today...spicy! Apropos, yeah?
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Re: Aah Tuesday...the smell of Taco Trucks...the groans of 'Dad Jokes'
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Oct 14, 2025, 11:36 AM
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I was going to make a salty joke. But Na.
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Ultimate Tiger [34420]
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Be bold! Show us what
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Oct 14, 2025, 1:24 PM
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You've got!
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Rival Killer [2875]
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Today my son asked, "Can I have a bookmark?" I laughed- he's 12 years old and still doesn't know my name.
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Or should it be...the groans of Taco Trucks...the smell of 'Dad Jokes'? lol***
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