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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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I really like pooping in the basement here at work
Jun 20, 2019, 11:30 AM
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Lots of privacy, cleaner and smells better than all the other restrooms.
The problem though, is the cleaning lady is in the open room directly across from the bathroom approx 80% of the time. So she 1) knows I don't work on that floor...and 2) knows it doesn't take me 8 minutes to pee...and 3) Can clearly here me flush two times (I do it for her).
Should I have any shame? Cuz' right now I'm at like 40% shame but it ain't enough to make me go elsewhere.
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CU Medallion [54011]
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We’re basically animals.
Jun 20, 2019, 11:37 AM
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Do what feels good.
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Oculus Spirit [97731]
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Don't sweat it. I'm sure she's a professional.***
Jun 20, 2019, 11:40 AM
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Heisman Winner [105621]
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People who are ashamed of their dookies are right next to
Jun 20, 2019, 11:48 AM
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murderers in my book of terrible people.
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Oculus Spirit [97731]
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The Pope, Queen of England, and that dycktater from
Jun 20, 2019, 11:51 AM
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North Korea.....none of them poop. There's a reason they never poop too.
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All-TigerNet [10121]
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Re: The Pope, Queen of England, and that dycktater from
Jun 20, 2019, 1:59 PM
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Don’t know about the Pope and the Queen .... but that’s what gives the dycktater his nasty disposition!!
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Oculus Spirit [97731]
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Was meant in jest. But seriously I watched some documentary
Jun 20, 2019, 2:12 PM
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on North Korea and the people really and truly believe the guy doesn't poop. He's like God to them and not even human.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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These packs are specifically made for situations like this
Jun 20, 2019, 11:50 AM
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Leave a different bag of chips each time for her to snack on while you poop.
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110%er [9879]
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I thought you were supposed to eat all the bags of Doritos
Jun 20, 2019, 11:53 AM
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in a span of 4 hours and then leave the rest in the cupboard for 8 months after.
Is that not how yall eat these packs?
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CU Medallion [54011]
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Not exactly...
Jun 20, 2019, 11:59 AM
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Lays are good chips, so we eat those too. And Fritos go in chili. I may get drunk enough and gorge on all the Cheetos at once. Unless the SunChips are Garden Salsa, they never had a chance.
And those bags that got Sour Cream and Onion might as well go straight in the trash because that’s where they’ll end up anyways.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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CU Medallion [54758]
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I've never NOT gotten less than (2) bags of doritos from the
Jun 20, 2019, 12:19 PM
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vending machine.
The problem (used loosely) is, that the vending machines are at the opposite end of the floor....so I gotta do a walk-of-shame of sorts all the way back, carrying multiple bags of doritos.
I see the way people look at me. I try to give them a look back that says "oh these? heh...this bag is for tomorrow..."
But we all know it's not.
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Oculus Spirit [75722]
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Learn from George, banging here is more
Jun 20, 2019, 12:00 PM
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than frowned upon.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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I go to the 5th floor, because there aren't nearly as many
Jun 20, 2019, 12:03 PM
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people compared to my floor, and almost guaranteed a private poo.
Every now and then, though, I run into someone and their "you're not from around here, boy" face in there. That's when I pee on them.
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All-In [47750]
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Barring a dire emergency, I only poop in 2 places:
Jun 20, 2019, 12:04 PM
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Home or a hotel room.
Period.
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Heisman Winner [105621]
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Are you afraid someone might smell your dookie and think
Jun 20, 2019, 12:09 PM
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it stinks?
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CU Medallion [54758]
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weird
Jun 20, 2019, 12:11 PM
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that's usually my entire mission.
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Heisman Winner [135615]
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All-TigerNet [12851]
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are you a girl? only girls have that kind of bowel control
Jun 20, 2019, 12:12 PM
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hotel lobby bathrooms are my go to when traveling. Hilton and Holiday inn express properties if possible since Im in their clubs.
on vacation, my wife didnt poop for like 6 days out of the 9. I would have been in ICU.
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Re: Barring a dire emergency, I only poop in 2 places:
Jun 20, 2019, 1:51 PM
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I dont mind pooping just about anywhere, but the airport is the worst and unfortunately when I drink, I poop and I am always drinking at an airport.
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All-In [35541]
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poop on her desk one good time
Jun 20, 2019, 12:20 PM
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She'll appreciate all the times you pooped in the bathroom
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All-In [30493]
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Only 2 times?***
Jun 20, 2019, 2:34 PM
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