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Monday's Corny Dad Jokes...and others
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May 5, 2025, 7:28 AM
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What model car does a sheep prefer to drive?
A Lamborghini. (Only up from here...hopefully)

Behind every child with a smart mouth and attitude is a mom with the same smart mouth and attitude...who swears she doesn't know where the kid gets it from! ;)


In further support of moms everywhere...
Motherhood, where you literally do everything for everyone in the house...
While everyone just walks around wondering why you're in a bad mood! (In fairness...Dad-hood has its share, but... :) )


What does a hillbilly call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-dear...

Crush this week, Tiger Nation and rest assured, there will be worse...and better jokes to come. Definitely below these!

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May 5, 2025, 7:35 AM
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What happened to the frog that parked illegally? He got toad! :0)

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May 5, 2025, 8:12 AM
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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.


What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette.

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May 5, 2025, 8:22 AM
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I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it's the best ceiling in the world, but it's definitely up there.

An oldie but goodie:
A butcher accidently backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

How do you make a "one" disappear? You add a "g" and it's "gone".

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i stood there wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger and bigger.

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May 5, 2025, 2:50 PM
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then it hit me.

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May 5, 2025, 8:29 AM
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I bought a wig yesterday for a dollar.

It was a small price toupee.

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May 5, 2025, 8:58 AM
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What’s the Nevada city where all of the dentists visit?

Floss Vegas!

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May 5, 2025, 9:40 AM
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Why did the chicken do jumping jacks? He wanted scrambled eggs. Courtesy of my little girl 😎

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lol, +1***

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May 5, 2025, 9:43 AM
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^^ Hey COLBERT..I told you that youd roar by me in TUs

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May 5, 2025, 10:18 AM
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And it’s happening now which I have no problem with at all Tiger especially since you report great recruiting info and other posts that warrant the success.

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May 5, 2025, 5:09 PM
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When I was 6 I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went then it dawn on me..

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