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By the way, sharts are much funnier
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Oct 23, 2025, 2:03 PM
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especially when they include anyone else but me, say, like....19B®
"February 17th
That's how far I made it into 2025 without ######## my pants.
Was fine pulling into the driveway from breakfast. Carried some stuff inside and gut started knotting up, like somebody grabbed my large intestine in an iron claw grip. Duckwaddled from the kitchen to my office, and the gods temporarily released their intestinal grip, as they often do on whims. This false sense of security and relief is what cost me, because suddenly, I had time to take my shoes off and take my keys and wallet out of my pocket, except that...I didn't.
As quickly as the grip was released seconds earlier, it returned. I was mere paces away from the toilet, but the pudding wouldn't be denied this time. I said a quiet prayer that it was a buttcheek-contained shart, making things far more manageable, but alas...I already knew the answer before dropping trow.
Anyway, how's YOUR President's Day going? "
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Re: Let's settle this once and for all
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Oct 23, 2025, 2:16 PM
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If someone doesn’t find farts funny they can diaf
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if you answered "rude, childish", etc.
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Oct 23, 2025, 2:17 PM
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you are gay
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TigerNet Vanguard [223656]
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This is the Jounge. So that's at 0% so far
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Oct 23, 2025, 2:19 PM
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but we are gay
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If this Lunge is gay
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Oct 23, 2025, 2:22 PM
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then call me TXtigerfan
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Re: If this Lunge is gay
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Oct 23, 2025, 2:23 PM
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I've heard that school kids don't laugh at farts anymore.
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Oct 23, 2025, 2:19 PM
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Like they went to far from making fun of somebody for letting one rip to just not laughing at them. What a joyless life they must have.
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Lilmissgrouching takes great offense
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Oct 23, 2025, 2:23 PM
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Lilgrouchingjrs fall over laughing
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Top TigerNet [29320]
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Lilmisstigerny is usually the one that farts the loudest.
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The older liltigernyjr... has, by far, the smelliest farts I have semlt. And that is saying something.
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The huzz love it, tho***
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Top TigerNet [29320]
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Farts are rude, childish, and disgusting in every way.
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Oct 23, 2025, 2:25 PM
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That is what makes them funny. Usually humor is found in the rude, childish, and disgusting things.
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Depends on who's fartin em***
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