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Ring of Honor [22965]
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Just passed a kidney stone...
Dec 19, 2019, 10:36 AM
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HOLY MOTHER ####### #### THAT HURT LIKE A MOTHER ####### #####!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Orange Phenom [14958]
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I'll just leave this here.
Dec 19, 2019, 10:48 AM
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O what a luxury it be
What pleasure O what perfect bliss
So ordinary and yet chic
To pee to #### to take a leak
To feel your bladder just go free
And open like the Mighty Miss
And all your cares go down the creek
To pee to #### to take a leak
For gentlemen of great physique
Who can hold water for one week
For ladies who one quarter-cup
Of tea can fill completely up
For folks in urinalysis
For little kids just learning this
For Viennese or Swiss or Greek
For everyone it’s pretty great
To urinate.
Women are quite circumspect
But men can #### with great effect
With terrible hydraulic force
Can make a stream or change its course
Can put out fires or cigarettes
And sometimes, laying down our bets,
Late at night outside the bars
We like to aim up at the stars.
O yes for men its much more grand
Women sit or squat
We stand
And hold the fellow in our hand
And proudly watch the golden arc
Adjust the range and make our mark
On stones and posts for rival men
To smell and not come back again.
-Garrison Keillor
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All-TigerNet [13764]
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Kungrajulashuns***
Dec 19, 2019, 10:51 AM
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All-Time Great [94314]
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Re: Just passed a kidney stone...
Dec 19, 2019, 10:54 AM
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TigerNet Eternal Icon [184742]
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Put it on a shelf in your hallway and
Dec 19, 2019, 11:11 AM
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you can pass it every day.
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Ultimate Tiger [36452]
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Pigs or it didn’t happen***
Dec 19, 2019, 11:12 AM
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Orange Immortal [61680]
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Pigs or it didn’t happen...
Dec 20, 2019, 9:09 AM
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Varsity [213]
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I know the feeling man. T's & P's
Dec 19, 2019, 11:16 AM
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Top TigerNet [31021]
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I passed one in the bathroom at Barley's a few years
Dec 20, 2019, 8:36 AM
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back.
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TigerNet Champion [112395]
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Good beer always helps. *******
Dec 20, 2019, 8:59 AM
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Top TigerNet [31021]
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You were there.
Dec 20, 2019, 9:02 AM
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Well, in the bar and not the bathroom. Lol
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TigerNet Champion [112395]
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I remember and I'm glad you clarified that...............
Dec 20, 2019, 9:05 AM
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I was at the bar and not in there with you.
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