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Heisman Winner [105574]
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It's 9am, Monday of coot week and if you
Nov 20, 2017, 9:05 AM
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ain't slapped a coot yet then you're not all in! You know what Dabo says, if you ain't all in then you all out. So go find the closest mullet hairdo sportin, 'Maro drivin, jorts wearin, cousin kissin, double wide livin, crack smokin delusional coot you can and smack him right in his face! You tell that dirty coot that Clemson's here and he!l came with us. We bout to collect rent at the roach on our way to another ACC and National Championship and them stupid worm pullin dirt peckin chickens ain't getting in our way. 56-7 wasn't nothin but an appetizer, this week is the main course. 65-0 this year and dem coots will be back at their tailgates doing meth and headed back to their double wides early in the 3rd quarter. And we'll be laughing all the way to the playoffs. Now go forth and slap a coot...NOW!
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Oculus Spirit [82064]
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Done
Nov 20, 2017, 9:06 AM
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Re: It's 9am, Monday of coot week and if you
Nov 20, 2017, 9:07 AM
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Well #### that didn’t end up like I thought, apparently I can’t
Nov 20, 2017, 9:12 AM
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Go to the Christmas party now.
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Re: Well #### that didn’t end up like I thought, apparently I can’t
Nov 20, 2017, 9:15 AM
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Me too. I'm sitting in the outer office in the HR Dept.
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Silver lining for sure but I was hoping to get more black licorice thongs
Nov 20, 2017, 9:44 AM
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When we played dirty Santa this year.
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Orange Blooded [2248]
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Re: Silver lining for sure but I was hoping to get more black licorice thongs
Nov 20, 2017, 10:18 AM
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I'd be careful of the black licorice thongs. It is probably tough not to get some splatter on them while you are pulling them to the side to pee in the middle of the parking lot.
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Yeah
Nov 20, 2017, 10:25 AM
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what?
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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Pipe down...
Nov 20, 2017, 9:16 AM
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chorus boy.
Go Tigers.
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Re: It's 9am, Monday of coot week and if you
Nov 20, 2017, 9:19 AM
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What if i slap two coots?
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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^^^That's how you give 110% right there***
Nov 20, 2017, 9:22 AM
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Re: ^^^That's how you give 110% right there***
Nov 20, 2017, 9:23 AM
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Hell, they #### me off and i may slap a third.
Hope my Pizza is on time.
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The only coot fan here is in a wheelchair..
Nov 20, 2017, 9:19 AM
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So I pushed him down the stairs...
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Dear Lord, please forgive me for laughing at this post.***
Nov 20, 2017, 9:20 AM
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hartins took care of her
Nov 20, 2017, 10:49 AM
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know what I'm sayin...
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Re: hartins took care of her
Nov 20, 2017, 11:02 AM
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Unfortunately.
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CU Medallion [61842]
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She didn't particularly like it. And, I hear sirens close
Nov 20, 2017, 9:20 AM
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by.
Well, looks like I get a free ride to the detention center.
Will you come to my defense?
Go Tigers!
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Maybe
Nov 20, 2017, 9:23 AM
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Although if she hires me to sue you then I can get a percentage of that. Let me talk to her first and then get back to you...
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Ok, Benedict.***
Nov 20, 2017, 9:25 AM
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I'm sorry, what did you just say?
Nov 20, 2017, 9:26 AM
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I was too busy counting money to hear you.
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Oculus Spirit [96868]
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GWP has Benedict
Nov 20, 2017, 9:26 AM
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for as long as I've known him
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Good point.***
Nov 20, 2017, 9:25 AM
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Re: It's 9am, Monday of coot week and if you
Nov 20, 2017, 9:23 AM
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What did you do hit yourself?
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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No***
Nov 20, 2017, 9:34 AM
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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I just got an alert on my phone...
Nov 20, 2017, 9:38 AM
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Someone either entered the key phrase "worm pullin" or "lumberjacks and syrup".
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Sure it wasn’t “GWP Benedict”? We know how you like your breakfast in bed.***
Nov 20, 2017, 9:46 AM
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Re: It's 9am, Monday of coot week and if you***
Nov 20, 2017, 9:40 AM
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Re: It's 9am, Monday of coot week and if you
Nov 20, 2017, 9:48 AM
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That's weird....
Nov 20, 2017, 9:52 AM
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I just high-fived one on the booty. She just smiled and told me that she was "in to spankings"! OOOOOkay!
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110%er [6692]
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Did you invite her over to watch the game?
Nov 20, 2017, 9:57 AM
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Or is she one of those involved in the extra curricular activities at the tail gates?
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Pics or it didn't happen...***
Nov 20, 2017, 12:25 PM
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Hurt my arm reaching thru the drive through window.
Nov 20, 2017, 10:26 AM
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nm
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Pain is temporary
Nov 20, 2017, 10:36 AM
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but pride after slapping a coot is forever
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Re: It's 9am, Monday of coot week and if you
Nov 20, 2017, 12:31 PM
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Nm
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That's gonna be Bentley when Tre Lamar gets a hold of em***
Nov 20, 2017, 12:39 PM
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110%er [5496]
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No coots around me....
Nov 20, 2017, 12:57 PM
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Can't slap'em if you don't have any around you. Guess I am lucky in that respect. Lots of Tigers, but no sorry coots.????
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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You need to get all in and find a coot to slap in his
Nov 20, 2017, 1:00 PM
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ugly coot face
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