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First Day Back In The Office Disturbing Statistic Of The Day
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First Day Back In The Office Disturbing Statistic Of The Day


Mar 22, 2022, 1:18 PM

75% of the women that work in my office are 65% larger than they were prior to the shutdown here two years ago. It wasn't exactly a crowd begging to have their photographs passed around the internet to begin with...but it honestly looks like we're going to need a fleet of mobility scooters here in the office before long. Seriously thinking about putting in my notice here and getting filthy rich as a women's stretchy pants distributor.

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Call me. I got connections on those pants.


Mar 22, 2022, 1:25 PM

Obviously I will need pigs to entice the manufacturers.

HTH

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You're a brave, brave man.


Mar 22, 2022, 1:57 PM

I suggest digging out the oldest device you own...the one with the worst resolution and lowest pixel count to minimize retinal damage from looking at the photos.

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Let me save you some work...


Mar 22, 2022, 2:04 PM

Bengaline - what's the newest type of camera you own?

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Calling bengaline, mr. bengaline....***


Mar 22, 2022, 2:27 PM [ in reply to You're a brave, brave man. ]



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Do you have before/after measurements of their fupas?***


Mar 22, 2022, 1:26 PM



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Then: fat ; now: fatter***


Mar 22, 2022, 1:32 PM



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Re: Do you have before/after measurements of their fupas?***


Mar 22, 2022, 2:22 PM [ in reply to Do you have before/after measurements of their fupas?*** ]

14.8 lbs before, 27.11 lbs after

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Don't let them drop that thing on your head while


Mar 22, 2022, 2:24 PM

you're down there chowing. Might sprain your neck.

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Speaking of chow, when I’m baking


Mar 22, 2022, 2:26 PM

I just lift up the fupa, scrape the yeast, and leaven my loaves with it.

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JFC, you're one sick puppy. But I like it... good comment.


Mar 22, 2022, 2:30 PM



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smoking cigarettes and writing something nasty on the wall


When I'm with a big girl, I don't KNEED any help leavening


Mar 22, 2022, 2:52 PM [ in reply to Speaking of chow, when I’m baking ]

my loaf.

I like 'em big.

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Is that with or without the apron?


Mar 22, 2022, 2:55 PM [ in reply to Re: Do you have before/after measurements of their fupas?*** ]

Asking for a friend.

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When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!


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