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Bathroom door open or closed?
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Nov 12, 2025, 2:01 PM
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In your home, do you keep the bathroom door open or closed when not in use?
We hired some new employees who keep their bathroom doors closed so they close the office bathroom doors as well. Now if you're taking a shat, you got mothrafuggers giggling the handles trying to break in.
How many lungers keep their doors closed, and why are you doing that wrong?
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You want your employees to shidd with the door open?
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Nov 12, 2025, 2:04 PM
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wut?
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In a world where violence is frowned upon
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Nov 12, 2025, 2:05 PM
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how else do you assert your dominance ?
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TigerNet Elite [76838]
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Direct eye contact when wiping really shows em who is boss.***
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Nov 12, 2025, 2:12 PM
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But how do you know when you're done?***
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TigerNet Elite [76838]
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They won't linger. When they leave you can check the paper to see if its still
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Nov 12, 2025, 2:23 PM
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brown (keep going) or red (all done!)
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TigerNet Eternal Icon [184757]
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I don't know the last time I closed an interior door of any kind in my house
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Nov 12, 2025, 2:06 PM
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BR at job 1 has panels between each pot but no door
Job 2 is whatever BR I can find along the road.
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Heisman Winner [86364]
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So, far, in my life, I have not dropped a deuce
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Nov 12, 2025, 2:09 PM
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outdoors since Boy Scouts. I also have not had anul since then, either
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TigerNet Elite [76838]
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When our plumbing was ###### for a couple days we pooped in a bucket.
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Nov 12, 2025, 2:11 PM
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I dug a straight up latrine in the back yard but it was winter so we had to bucketshit at night.
Pro tip: Cat litter is your friend.
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TomCruiseWhat.gif***
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TigerNet Elite [76838]
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This was like 10+ yrs ago and we lived in the country. It's a very long and very
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Nov 12, 2025, 2:14 PM
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entertaining story that I will share some day.
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Heisman Winner [86364]
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I'm with you bro
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Nov 12, 2025, 2:14 PM
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if bagging it up is good enough for dogs, call me the rottweiler of the Lunge
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So they're laughing the handles trying to break in
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Nov 12, 2025, 2:07 PM
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or are they jiggling the handles as in moving them about trying to break in?
Also, at home bathroom doors closed but in public I want them wide open for the world to see!
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You can tell my bathroom is in use because of the festival of senses.***
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a veritable smorgasbord
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Nov 12, 2025, 2:11 PM
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of delights
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Re: a veritable smorgasbord
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Nov 12, 2025, 2:12 PM
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a bouquet of olfactory bliss
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Closed so cats don't get in there but you can tell when I'm dropping snake
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Nov 12, 2025, 2:12 PM
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because of the moaning
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At home bathroom doors must stay closed
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Nov 12, 2025, 2:17 PM
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because puppy likes to snack on toilet paper from the roll. He also likes to eat my kids underwear and socks, so we have to keep them closed at all times.
I am the only one who closes them though so it is a problem.
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open, but closed overnight in wintertime
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Nov 12, 2025, 2:18 PM
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because I have sweet space heater on timer so it's about 80 degrees when I go in there in the AM.
One of the finest pleasures on Earth to go in a toasty warm bathroom at 7am when it's freezing outside.
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I grew up in a house with radiant cable ceiling heat
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Nov 12, 2025, 2:22 PM
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I have missed sitting on a warm toilet seat on a cold morning ever since.
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My bidet has a heated seat
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Nov 12, 2025, 3:03 PM
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and when I built my house I put extra heat ducts into the bathroom. The actual toilet is in it's own room with it's own duct.
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Typically closed, especially if were going out, to keep the dog from drinking
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Nov 12, 2025, 2:36 PM
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terlit water
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Re: Bathroom door open or closed?
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Nov 12, 2025, 2:50 PM
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Orange Immortal [61693]
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Door open....
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Nov 12, 2025, 3:00 PM
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Keeps the smell moving.
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Oculus Spirit [43456]
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at home open at work closed***
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