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Since its SOOOO slow today ... if ACC FB teams were beers
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Since its SOOOO slow today ... if ACC FB teams were beers


Aug 7, 2017, 1:19 PM

what beers would they be ?

For me,

Boston College = Samuel Adams Summer Ale (that's the only time they are good)
Clemson = Blue Moon (the sky is the limit + it's my favorite)
Dook = Heinken (not bad, not good)
Florida State = Guiness (guaranteed hangover)
UNC = Coors Light (favorite of the masses)
GT = Yuengling (been around forever)
WF = Stella Artois (way overpriced for what you get)

Y'all can finish the rest.

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Re: Since its SOOOO slow today ... if ACC FB teams were beers


Aug 7, 2017, 1:23 PM

Former ACC team ...

SCar - Budweiser, common and cheap and tastes like chicken poop.

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Here ya go


Aug 7, 2017, 1:33 PM
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Clemson doesn't care about basketball....as evidenced by Brown-L getting 14 years.


Re: Since its SOOOO slow today ... if ACC FB teams were beers


Aug 7, 2017, 1:55 PM [ in reply to Re: Since its SOOOO slow today ... if ACC FB teams were beers ]

Ugh! Have you tasted it?

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Re: Since its SOOOO slow today ... if ACC FB teams were beers


Aug 7, 2017, 2:15 PM [ in reply to Re: Since its SOOOO slow today ... if ACC FB teams were beers ]

Disagree, there is no way they are in any way shape or form like the "King of Beers" (disclaimer: not defending Bud here).

More like Schlitz - just b/c it's fun to say. LOL.

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Scar***


Aug 7, 2017, 1:27 PM





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Re: Since its SOOOO slow today ... if ACC FB teams were beers


Aug 7, 2017, 1:28 PM

> what beers would they be ?
>
> For me,
>
> Boston College = Samuel Adams Summer Ale (that's the
> only time they are good)
> Clemson = Blue Moon (the sky is the limit + it's my
> favorite)
> Dook = Heinken (not bad, not good)
> Florida State = Guiness (guaranteed hangover)
> UNC = Coors Light (favorite of the masses)
> GT = Yuengling (been around forever)
> WF = Stella Artois (way overpriced for what you get)
>
> Y'all can finish the rest.

Louisville - Kentucky Bourbon Ale - My favorite
NC State - Schlitz
VT - Pabst Blue Ribbon
Virginia - St. Pauli Girl
Syracuse - ?

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Re: Since its SOOOO slow today ... if ACC FB teams were beers


Aug 7, 2017, 2:24 PM

Syracuse = Shipyard Brewing's Blood Orange. Sounds good, you think it'll be good. But, nah, not good.

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Re: Since its SOOOO slow today ... if ACC FB teams were beers


Aug 7, 2017, 2:46 PM [ in reply to Re: Since its SOOOO slow today ... if ACC FB teams were beers ]

Syracuse would be Genesee without a doubt.

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I don't believe I'da told that


Aug 7, 2017, 1:33 PM

that you drink Blue Moon, that is.

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It prevents scurvy***


Aug 7, 2017, 1:34 PM



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It's not that bad. There are far better Belgian


Aug 7, 2017, 1:35 PM [ in reply to I don't believe I'da told that ]

wheat beers out there, but for a mass-produced beer from a huge brewery (most of which taste like garbage) it's pretty decent.

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Re: I don't believe I'da told that


Aug 7, 2017, 2:14 PM [ in reply to I don't believe I'da told that ]

I thought the same thing,why would a grown man have blue moon as his favorite?

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Re: I don't believe I'da told that


Aug 7, 2017, 2:17 PM

In all honesty what's with this stigma that blue moon isn't "manly"???

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UNC = Zima (fake beer)***


Aug 7, 2017, 1:33 PM



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Syracuse


Aug 7, 2017, 1:38 PM

Syracuse = Bells Two hearted because you have to drive forever to get there

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Might as well have just labeled Clemson the Zima of football***


Aug 7, 2017, 1:39 PM



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Blue Moon? Are you a girl?


Aug 7, 2017, 1:41 PM

how about the best for Clemson?
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OR MAYBE EVEN


Aug 7, 2017, 1:58 PM



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Your favorite beer is Blue Moon?***


Aug 7, 2017, 1:51 PM



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SO YOU ARE SAYING ALL THE ACC IS JUST PISSS?????***


Aug 7, 2017, 1:58 PM



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dood - clemson is jai alai


Aug 7, 2017, 2:02 PM

all day- every day

blue moon??? good god

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Re: Since its SOOOO slow today ... if ACC FB teams were beers


Aug 7, 2017, 2:33 PM

Clemson = NoDa Brewing "Hop, Drop, and Roll" - powerful, tasty, and what we're gonna do to our opponents -

Miami = Jai Alai IPA (it just is)

Pitt = Genesee (somewhat good and relevant in the past)

Notre Dame = Irish Coffee (think they're better than the rest of us (beers))

Louisville - Miller Lite

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Re: Since its SOOOO slow today ... if ACC FB teams were beers


Aug 7, 2017, 3:01 PM

Louisville = colt 45 or old english 40s. you can guess why

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If you're a dude, I'm revoking your man card if blue moon


Aug 7, 2017, 3:03 PM

is your favorite beer....

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Re: Since its SOOOO slow today ... if ACC FB teams were beers


Aug 7, 2017, 3:04 PM

Coots are Milwaukee's light best, they only come in cheap cans and taste like a crap ?? too.

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Clemson = Natty Light


Aug 7, 2017, 3:30 PM

Cause Natties are all we know.

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SCar = O'Douls


Aug 7, 2017, 3:33 PM

Not even a real team

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Re: Since its SOOOO slow today ... if ACC FB teams were beers


Aug 7, 2017, 4:44 PM

One man's humble opinion...

Clemson = Julius by TreeHouse (because nothing's better than the original NEIPA)
FSU = Pliny the Elder by Russian River (the pinnacle of craft beer 15-20 years ago)
Louisville = Surly Furious (solid IPA that just can't compete with the big boys)
NC St. = Peoples Porter by Foothills (only enjoyed by "people" in Raleigh, disliked by all others)
Boston College = Sam Adams Boston Lager (because even Boston can't get behind this beer)
Syracuse = Shock Top (because the beer stinks but at least they're trying)
Weak Florist = Hoegaarden (because it's terrible and tastes like flowers)

Miami = ZombieDust by 3Floyds (because this beer has lost the "swagger" it once had)
Ga Tech = PseudoSue (because you never now which Sue will show up... IA or FL)
Va Tech = Tropicalia by Creature Comforts (a solid beer which can sneak up on you at 6.6% abv)
Pitt = Daisy Cutter by Half Acre (middle of the road brew for the common man)
North Carolina = Blue Moon (pretends to be something it's not, a craft beer owned by AB InBev)
Duke = One Claw by Westbrook (high opinion of itself, but really not that great)
Virginia = Yuengling (good beer way way way back when... terrible today)

USuC = Brown Note by Against the Grain (because this team is sure to crap the bed this year too)
Notre Dame = Hopslam by Bells (great beer at first, but falls off fast after a month or two...)

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Re: NO


Aug 7, 2017, 5:32 PM

At no time should anything associated with the North East, or New England (i.e. NEIPA) be used in describing Tigertown. No!

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Re: Since its SOOOO slow today ... if ACC FB teams were beers


Aug 7, 2017, 6:03 PM [ in reply to Re: Since its SOOOO slow today ... if ACC FB teams were beers ]

THIS guy gets it. Perfect. Well done +1. Though I fear many on this board have no idea what Julius is! But hey the can is orange! :)

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the coots - near beer


Aug 7, 2017, 5:35 PM

Or that generic beer with BEER on the label and nothing else

UNC is zima

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Re: the coots - near beer


Aug 7, 2017, 5:42 PM

Haha haha ha ha - yeah, USC = O'Doul's.

Like when you see someone drinking that, it's like W T F is that!? REALLY!!??? Better to have water instead -

Like when I see someone in gamecock gear, I'm like just go buy some Falcons gear instead please ...

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