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Heisman Winner [111736]
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If you came home early from work and your son is dressed up
Aug 26, 2018, 2:34 PM
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in gamecock attire, do you still love him or kick him out of the house?(tough love)
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Re: If you came home early from work and your son is dressed up
Aug 26, 2018, 2:38 PM
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CU Guru [1087]
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Top Shelf, bravo***
Aug 26, 2018, 10:19 PM
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Re: If you came home early from work and your son is dressed up
Aug 26, 2018, 2:38 PM
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How old is the son? If less than six you kick the mom out of the house. If between 6-14 you kick them both out and if more than 14 kick the son out
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All-TigerNet [10427]
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Start charging him rent
Aug 26, 2018, 2:43 PM
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and go ahead and force him to get his job in the fast food industry.
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All-TigerNet [11731]
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GONE!!!!!!***
Aug 26, 2018, 2:59 PM
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Re: If you came home early from work and your son is dressed up
Aug 26, 2018, 2:59 PM
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I thought you were going to say dressed up in women's clothes. If he is a cross-dresser, you should accept and embrace him. If he is dressed up in Coot attire, kick him to the curb.
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+1 you beat me to it***
Aug 26, 2018, 3:13 PM
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Re: If you came home early from work and your son is dressed up
Aug 26, 2018, 2:59 PM
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First thing first. Take him to the hospital to see if he has had a stroke. If he hasn't had a stroke, cause him to have a heart attack from seeing how upset you really are about his betrayal!!!
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Re: If you came home early from work and your son is dressed up
Aug 26, 2018, 3:03 PM
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You know some animals eat their young.
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I was hoping you were going to say wearing a dress.
Aug 26, 2018, 3:10 PM
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I’m not sure I could still love him cross dressing as a ####### coot
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Re: I was hoping you were going to say wearing a dress.
Aug 26, 2018, 3:16 PM
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There is only one thing to do. Put him in isolation with a therapist and hope he can get get healed from this terrible and embarrassing disease.
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Orange Blooded [3584]
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I try to get him help...
Aug 26, 2018, 3:18 PM
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Cause meth is a hell of a drug
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All-In [40941]
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My first reaction would be to point at him and laugh
Aug 26, 2018, 3:21 PM
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because that's what we do. Second reaction would be to kick his azzz.
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Re: If you came home early from work and your son is dressed up
Aug 26, 2018, 3:56 PM
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I would not kick him out but he would have to move to the "tool" shed out back!
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Re: If you came home early from work and your son is dressed up
Aug 26, 2018, 4:09 PM
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I would immediately realize that I was in the wrong house and go home!
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110%er [5466]
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I've seen lots of coot kids.....
Aug 26, 2018, 4:17 PM
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Become Tigers. I've never seen it go the other way.
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I'd call the cops and tell
Aug 26, 2018, 5:27 PM
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them some coot broke into my house!
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Re: If you came home early from work and your son is dressed up
Aug 26, 2018, 5:29 PM
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My 12 year old son is a Clemson fanatic so I would be in complete shock.
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Write him out of the will that day
Aug 26, 2018, 5:45 PM
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Re: If you came home early from work and your son is dressed up
Aug 26, 2018, 5:47 PM
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Better question is, you have a son? ??
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Re: If you came home early from work and your son is dressed up
Aug 26, 2018, 5:56 PM
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I would make him live in the dirt floor shed and feed him mustard biscuits till he comes to his senses.
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Re: If you came home early from work and your son is dressed up
Aug 26, 2018, 9:13 PM
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With mustard biscuits, he couldn't hold out very long!!!
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Orange Blooded [4025]
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Kick him out. My daughter has always loved Clemson, since
Aug 26, 2018, 5:57 PM
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she was very young (toddler). However, when she was about 5 or 6, she thought she would get me mad when she asked, "Daddy, what would you do if I said that I wanted to go to the University of South Carolina?" My immediate response was, "You can pack your bags and get out of my house right now." She is solid Clemson and cheers at every game (in person or on tv) now and despises the chickens as much or more than I do.
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Re: If you came home early from work and your son is dressed up
Aug 26, 2018, 6:03 PM
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I would tell him to enjoy watching the Tigers and other teams play in the playoffs on TV, because he will never need to attend one in person.
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Oculus Spirit [93703]
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I'd do what GWP's dad did when he came home.
Aug 26, 2018, 6:10 PM
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Stick the kid in a basement with a desktop and lock the door.
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Re: If you came home early from work and your son is dressed up
Aug 26, 2018, 9:27 PM
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First I’d get a blood test because there’s no way he has my DNA!
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Legend [16207]
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I didn't realize that we are still allowed to be critical of
Aug 26, 2018, 9:28 PM
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...sexual orientation. More power to her, I guess....
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110%er [5809]
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Re: If you came home early from work and your son is dressed up
Aug 26, 2018, 10:11 PM
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After crying out loud and asking God where I failed as a parent I’d make him live in the garage and eat table scraps until he came to his senses.
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