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The machines are even putting the flaggers out of work
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The machines are even putting the flaggers out of work


Jun 8, 2022, 8:35 PM

Nothing is going to be left for the mouth breathers to do.



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Eff those things.


Jun 8, 2022, 8:41 PM

Jimmy was on a trip out west. Got stopped at one of these in BFE Utah, which sounds like pretty much all Utah but no this was the BFE of the Utah. It was Jimmy, about half a mile of 1 one lane bridge, and the other side. Nada. Solid red. Not just for Jimmy, but the other side too. We wait. We wait. Nothing. Probably about 8ish minutes goes by which doesn't sound like alot but keep in mind BFE Utah runs on the Inception Three Levels Deep time zone. Jimmy finally says eff it and like Moses leading the Jews to the foot of the mountain, Jimmy leads his line of cars across the bridge to the other side where the stunned faces of the other wanderers greeted us like conquering heroes.

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drunk at the putt putt.


Re: Eff those things.


Jun 8, 2022, 8:47 PM



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LOL, back when they started constuction at DV


Jun 8, 2022, 9:38 PM [ in reply to Eff those things. ]

they had one of these at the bottom of Fort Hill. I stopped on red. And waited and waited and waited. Ran that red light after about three minutes. No cars coming the other way or down the hill.

This tech sucks.

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I think the guy directing traffic at the red light


Jun 8, 2022, 9:45 PM

pushs a button. They basically replaced 3 with one and 2 machines.

The construction at this double intersection is going to be a nightmare for months.

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Sometimes I wonder if those late night / early, early mornin


Jun 9, 2022, 8:25 AM [ in reply to Eff those things. ]

red light encounters when no one is on the roads is just a test by the gods to see if you're the type of person to let this emission of photons determine your life's path.

I love reading another human conquering these artificially crafted control measures when there's a logical solution that allows everyone to live peacefully.

Warms my heart on a Thursday morning

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Re: The machines are even putting the flaggers out of work


Jun 8, 2022, 9:01 PM

So young guys willing to stand for hours directing traffic to make a living are 'mouth breathers'?

I started out surveying road centerlines and grade points with transits, levels and steel tape. Am I a 'mouth breather' too, you condescending schmuck?

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Boys boys boys. At the end of the day, don't we all


Jun 8, 2022, 9:05 PM

breath from our mouths?

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Re: Boys boys boys. At the end of the day, don't we all


Jun 9, 2022, 6:10 AM

I breathe through my eyes, you simpleton nose breathers.

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Leaning on a pole with stop/slow on it is a


Jun 8, 2022, 9:16 PM [ in reply to Re: The machines are even putting the flaggers out of work ]

far cry from surveying road centerlines and grade points with transits, levels and steel tape.
I’m surprised someone smart enough to do all that doesn’t know the difference.

The ones around here have 3 teeth, have reached the pinnacle of their vocation, and are a long way removed from being young guys.

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Re: Leaning on a pole with stop/slow on it is a


Jun 9, 2022, 12:44 AM

What would you rather they be? Welfare recipients engaged in catalytic converter theft? Down and outs hustling illicit drugs?

The dudes are working, man, up to your pay grade or not. Don't blame them for idiotic traffic control, blame the idiots at DOT who tell them what to do from a desk in Columbia.

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I've been a flagger before


Jun 9, 2022, 3:04 AM [ in reply to Re: The machines are even putting the flaggers out of work ]

:)

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top or bottom?***


Jun 9, 2022, 8:15 AM



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drunk at the putt putt.


those are used for bridge construction when the


Jun 9, 2022, 3:02 AM

road is blocked 24/7 for an extended period of time.

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If technology hits the flagging industry really hard, then


Jun 9, 2022, 8:12 AM

there's always teaching Facebook in high school.

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I saw one of those on Hwy 74 in TN/NC years ago. The road


Jun 9, 2022, 8:52 AM

was too windy to feel secure running it. These things scream "DOT needed to spend some money before end of quarter."

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