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Got this in Email (Gamecock Joke)
Feb 21, 2006, 5:50 PM
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>> > > With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy... >> > > > >> > > >If the best season your school has ever had involves a loss to Navy, >> > > you >> > > >could be a Gamecock. >> > > > >> > > >If you rival has a 30+ winning advantage in the series and you STILL >> > > think >> > > >your program is on more solid ground, you could be a Gamecock. >> > > > >> > > >If your program can take two coaches that won national champions >> > > elsewhere >> > > >(Dietzel and Holtz) and turn them into losers, you could be a >> > > Gamecock. >> > > > >> > > >If the ancient past begins right after a loss, you could be a >> > > Gamecock. >> > > > >> > > >If you can argue that your team is much better than your rival >> > > >ten >> > > ways >> > > to >> > > >Sunday in every category but the score (and believe it), you may
>> > > >be a Gamecock. >> > > > >> > > >If you borrowed your entrance song from a movie and borrowed >> > > >your >> > > fog-filled >> > > >run onto the field from another program, and have the audacity >> > > >to >> > > claim >> > > >yourself as the REAL USC, you could be a Gamecock. >> > > > >> > > >If you can't say "Steve Spurrier" without bowing you head in awe
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>> > > the >> > > >greatness that is the man, you could be a Gamecock. >> > > > >> > > >If someone substitued Steve Spurrier with Chuck Norris in the >> > > hilarious >> > > >thread making the rounds, and you said "now THAT makes much more >> > > sense," >> > > >you could be a Gamecock. >> > > > >> > > >If you think the ol! d Bill Braskey skit on SNL was based on >> > > >Steve Spurrier,you could be a Gamecock. >> > > > >> > > >If you think Lou Holtz is a great college football analyst and >> > > >is >> > > putting >> > > >Mark May and Rece Davis to shame, you could be a Gamecock. >> > > > >> > > >If you think that your ex-coach leaving five separate programs >> > > >on >> > > probation >> > > >"isn't really a trend - just coincidental," you could be a Gamecock. >> > > > >> > > >If you consider a two-year run of bowl victories the "glory >> > > >years,"
>> > > you >> > > >could be a Gamecock. >> > > > >> > > >If your team ranks 16th in all time losses nation-wide and you still >> > > think >> > > >you have a "storied program," you could be a Gamecock. >> > > > >> > > >If you continually argue how good your conference is when you >> > > >have >> > > done >> > > >nothing to contribute to it, you could be a Gamecock. >> > > > >> > > >If you argue how weak the ACC is even when you have an all-time >> > > winning >> > > >record against only one of the teams, you could be a Gamecock. >> > > > >> > > >If the score of a game is only one of five indicators you use to >> > > decide >> > > who >> > > >has the better team, behind conference affiliation, your coach's >> > > >>> > > >past >> > > >success, the number of fans you put in the stands, and where you >> > > >>> > > >rank >> > > in >> > > >recruiting, you could be a Gamecock. >> > > > >> > > >If you fight song is appropriately titled "Step to the Rear," >> > > >you >> > > could >> > > be a >> > > >Gamecock. >> > > > >> > > >If you can't spell SEC, you could be a Gamecock. >> > > > >> > > >If your first bowl win EVER came in the era of corporate sponsorship >> > > and was >> > > >named after an auto parts store and wasn't named simply after a >> > > fruit, >> > > a >> > > >fabric, a sweetner or a flower, you could be a Gamecock. >> > > > >> > > >If you never grow tired of saying "wait til next year," you >> > > >could be >> > > a >> > > >Gamecock.
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Point! If you think...
Feb 21, 2006, 6:29 PM
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with Spurrier as another former national championship coach, third time's the charm, you may be a Gamecock.
To borrow from the final line of Casablanca, "Louie, this could be the start of a beautiful thread."
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Thanks. It will be sent to more ##### tonight.***
Feb 21, 2006, 6:34 PM
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If you think...
Feb 21, 2006, 6:40 PM
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Steve Spurrier is truly The Second Coming, you obviously faked the first org@sm and might be a Gamecock.
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If, in order to...
Feb 21, 2006, 6:54 PM
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make a run at national recruiting championship, you load up on the athletically gifted but academically ineligible and criminally insane, you might be a Gamecock.
As Jim Carrey once said, "Somebody stop me!" This is too fun.
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somebody posted that the other day on here or
Feb 21, 2006, 7:47 PM
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donor board. I thought it was the original. Either way it is hilarious
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