If I win the Powerball tonight I plan to
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CU Guru [1105]
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If I win the Powerball tonight I plan to
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Oct 2, 2023, 10:35 PM
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Fully finance and endow a live Tiger mascot program at CU.
And set up academic scholarships for SC and out of state students.
What else would be a great add to the University?
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All-In [40121]
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If you didnt buy a ticket your probability of winning is 0.
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Oct 2, 2023, 10:50 PM
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If you bought thousands of lottery tickets your probability of winning is essentially 0. I wouldn’t write any checks just yet. Besides I got my numbers from a fortune teller who already saw that I won so I guess you’re sol.
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Re: If you didnt buy a ticket your probability of winning is 0.
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Oct 2, 2023, 10:54 PM
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My fortune teller told me the same thing! Which one of us was lied to?
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All-In [40121]
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I agreed to split mine with her so chances are . . .***
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Oct 2, 2023, 11:06 PM
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All-In [30904]
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You know what I'd do?
Oct 3, 2023, 8:51 AM
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I'd take all the money 'N' crawfish, then drill that ol' fortune teller in the ###.
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Orange Blooded [3299]
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All-TigerNet [13281]
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One Word:
Oct 2, 2023, 11:03 PM
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Pergola
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Re: Uhhh....Duhhh.... You Could Get Major Tax Write Off..... ---
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Oct 2, 2023, 11:16 PM
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........if you pay for Clemson's GOR
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All-TigerNet [11221]
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I would endow a scholarship for the cheerleader with the greatest
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Oct 2, 2023, 11:29 PM
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Financial need. Because that was me 1989-1992
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Orange Blooded [2088]
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You could finally buy an ®
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Oct 2, 2023, 11:33 PM
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Should cover it..
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Orange Blooded [4039]
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Re: If I win the Powerball tonight I plan to
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Oct 3, 2023, 12:03 AM
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I might be able to afford Iptay donation in order to get 4 season tickets in the lower bowl. And, throw in some dippin dots for good measure!
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Orange Blooded [3093]
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FREE PIZZA DAY!
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Oct 3, 2023, 1:12 AM
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EVERY DAY!
Go Tigers
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Re: If I win the Powerball tonight I plan to
Oct 3, 2023, 6:30 AM
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For a single ticket, your odds of hitting the number are about the same as…..
Put the name of every living person (old, young, man, woman, child) in the US in a hat and draw out 2 names- imagine one of those names was yours. Similar odds.
Note- this does not include illegal immigrants or dead people. Place your own election joke below.
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110%er [5242]
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Add laser beams to the Oculus for added effect!***
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Oct 3, 2023, 6:42 AM
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110%er [8685]
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Bribe the fire marshall***
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Oct 3, 2023, 7:02 AM
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Re: If I win the Powerball tonight I plan to
Oct 3, 2023, 7:21 AM
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I would provide a scholarship for students who meet such adversity that they need help staying in school. However they lost the ability to pay, disability and/or sudden lack of funds, they would get help finishing school.
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Re: If I win the Powerball tonight I plan to
Oct 3, 2023, 7:40 AM
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End NIL bribe my senators/congressman to
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Re: If I win the Powerball tonight I plan to
Oct 3, 2023, 8:08 AM
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Need to endow a school of music. Would allow Tiger Band to give scholarships and take them up a level.
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Re: If I win the Powerball tonight I plan to
Oct 3, 2023, 9:45 AM
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I like your chances.
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