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You ever stick your fingers in something, and then regret it almost immediately?
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Jul 15, 2025, 10:39 AM
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Went digging around in a drawer looking for the biggest of 6 or 7 spatulas (because everybody needs 6 or 7 spatulas) that were tangled in a mess of 6 or 7 pairs of tongs (because everybody needs 6 or 7 sets of tongs). Found the spatula I wanted and forcefully extracted it, and also discovered that there was something sharp in the bottom of the drawer. Don't keep knives in there because I'm not a savage, so...maybe a potato peeler or something?
Anyway, bled IN the drawer, ON the drawer, on the floor, through a couple paper towels and bandaids. Oddly, it didn't hurt--not when it happened, or later in the evening, or this morning. Might not have even known I did it if not for blood. This morning is the first chance I've had to assess the damage.
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Nah***
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Jul 15, 2025, 10:40 AM
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Paw Warrior [4965]
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You got dainty little hands though
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Jul 15, 2025, 10:40 AM
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that looks good for sticking in a butt
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I bet those hands have been in many butts
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Jul 15, 2025, 10:46 AM
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pork.....and man
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Was it Tater?***
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Jul 15, 2025, 10:42 AM
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Too soon.***
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Jul 15, 2025, 10:43 AM
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Re:gret***
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Jul 15, 2025, 10:44 AM
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Orange Phenom [14941]
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Ewww. Did that a few months back
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Jul 15, 2025, 10:51 AM
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Stuck my hand in a sack of taters to grab a few and my thumb sank right through a mushy one. I considered just cutting it off.
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Re: Was it Tater?***
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Jul 15, 2025, 10:53 AM
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Well, good for you
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Jul 15, 2025, 10:45 AM
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'cause I ain't got time to bleed
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Re: Well, good for you
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Jul 15, 2025, 10:49 AM
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Now I know where mom got that quote.***
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Jul 15, 2025, 10:50 AM
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RIP to your dad
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Jul 15, 2025, 10:52 AM
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if she was a sechsual t-rex.
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No pain?
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Jul 15, 2025, 10:46 AM
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Better get your finger nerves checked
Anything through the nail like that ought to hurt like a sooom beech.
Is that your drink stirring finger?
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Not the drink stirrer, fortunately.
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Jul 15, 2025, 10:51 AM
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Ring finger on left hand--maybe somebody's tryna tell me something about being married.
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yeah, a certain bush comes to mind.
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Jul 15, 2025, 10:53 AM
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No, not THAT. I stuck my hand in a bush to try and set a target to shoot with my rifle. As I reached in to move the branch to make a space for the target, I noticed my hand was black and crawling. WASPS. At least a dozen on my hand. I'd grabbed a wasp nest.
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Re: yeah, a certain bush comes to mind.
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Jul 15, 2025, 11:00 AM
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No clue how many times I was stung, had to be 6+. And I'm pretty sure
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Jul 15, 2025, 11:16 AM
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for 50 feet at least, I could have given CJ Spiller a run for his money.
If I had put my hand in a blowtorch, or sawed it off at the wrist with a dull, rusty hacksaw, wood knot have hurt any less.
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As a kid, I sat down on a river bank, then stuck my foot in a yellow jacket nest
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Jul 15, 2025, 11:48 AM
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Didn’t have anything on but a pair of cut off jeans.
I felt your pain, all over my body.
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Re: You ever stick your fingers in something, and then regret it almost immediately?
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Jul 15, 2025, 10:57 AM
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I worked 10 years in ER/CCU. I’ve stuck my hands in all kinds of yucky stuff.
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No. Never.***
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Jul 15, 2025, 10:59 AM
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Forever unclean, you'll need a new kitchen. Maybe a new house.***
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Jul 15, 2025, 11:06 AM
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"I regret that I have but one life to give for my spatula"
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Jul 15, 2025, 11:07 AM
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--Nathan 19B® Hale, July 1776
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I've got a somewhat related question that I've never bothered to look up
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Jul 15, 2025, 11:15 AM
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Say you've got a wound on your body, you would want to keep it clean to avoid infection.
How come you can have external hemorrhoids, and smear poop and blood and whatnot all together, but those don't get infected?
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Orange Immortal [62354]
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My grandmother once reached into a drawer for something
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Jul 15, 2025, 11:23 AM
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and an icepick went straight up under one of her finger nails about 1/2 inch deep. She just pulled it out and wrapped a band aid around it. Also happened with a piece of dried spaghetti once. Same thing. One of the toughest PEOPLE I've ever met.
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Re: My grandmother
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Jul 15, 2025, 11:29 AM
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could beat your grandmother's ### and she wouldn't need dried spaghetti to do it.
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Pfft
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Jul 15, 2025, 12:32 PM
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You have no idea of which you speak, son.
I'll let flow0440® chime in on the number of whippings he received from my grandmother. When she was a school teacher in Mississippi, she once broke a paddle in half on some kid's ass. We're talking like 3/8" thick oak here.
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I can confirm that McLovin's grandmother would not have wanted to tangle...
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Jul 15, 2025, 1:13 PM
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with Ma (BigDaddy's Grandmother).
Can also confirm multiple asswhoopin's from Ma.
Can also confirm that she had the ability to make mass number of pancakes faster than I've ever seen.
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Her name was Ashley
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Jul 15, 2025, 11:27 AM
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BOAISY***
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Jul 15, 2025, 11:30 AM
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hey 19b, theres a cut on your finger. ywia.***
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Jul 15, 2025, 11:47 AM
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i wasn't thinkin juance....the blade for the Ninja food processor was in the
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Jul 15, 2025, 11:53 AM
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dishwasher i was emptying. I was just in 'empty this' mode, and grabbed it like it was a baseball.
It's weird feeling the blades cut in without pain. It wasn't terrible - the worst was the tip of my middle finger. That bladed cut directly 'down' on the finger tip about 1/8", through part of my fingernail.
I could make it talk like one of chinese otomaphone thangs
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super glue it***
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Jul 15, 2025, 1:21 PM
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I was hoping this was a picture of you at the TCU (or ND?) game in the
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Jul 15, 2025, 2:00 PM
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rain with your fingers in your bourbon drink.
That looks painful.
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Pretty sure it was the ND game
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Jul 15, 2025, 2:29 PM
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and reflux standing by his side, looking SHOOK
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ND, but wasn't reflux.
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Jul 15, 2025, 3:23 PM
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yep - her name is shannon. #neveragain***
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Re: You ever stick your fingers in something, and then regret it almost immediately?
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When I was working at Potbelly Deli in Clemson. One of the meat slicers had an auto lock for the blade when you turned it off, but the other did not. I went to clean the one that didn't and did not realize the blade was still spinning. Laid my thumb open pretty nicely.
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Those things give me the heebiejeebies.***
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Re: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU.....***
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Exactly
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Re: You ever stick your fingers in something, and then regret it almost immediately?
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my ex wife. Like YeahBuddy now as a daddy.
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