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Topic: I was out mowing the lawn when I ran into
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I was out mowing the lawn when I ran into

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Posted: Apr 19, 2021, 6:30 PM
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this adorable little guy. You can tell that he isn't poisonous because his jaw is not as wide as his neck. He followed me all the way back to the garage, so I am going back out there in a bit to build him a nice nest out of shredded up newpaper and an old cake pan.

A. Does anyone know how to determine the sex of this snake, I want to give it a name.
B. what kind of food will this snake prefer. I am hoping it is crickets because they get on my nerves.




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Answers below.

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Posted: Apr 19, 2021, 6:32 PM
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A. Sex is any dayum time he wants it.

B. Favorite food is hoomans.

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Just give it to your bad ### cat as a new toy***

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Posted: Apr 19, 2021, 6:33 PM
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Posted: Apr 19, 2021, 6:35 PM
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lol, you have me confused with the other guy that uses this handle.

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Posted: Apr 19, 2021, 6:45 PM
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Looks like a female as the tail is thinner than your average South FL cobra and tapers nicely unlike the male which has a thicker tail that comes to an abrupt point. To be sure Tbalm, you can insert a small probe into the opening on the underside of this charming snake and feel for a hemipenis. Very little could go wrong and if this snake is truly a female, she might enjoy the attention.

They like to eat toads which is great as my dog looks stupid from licking toads and ends up foaming at the mouth.

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Posted: Apr 19, 2021, 6:56 PM
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It is probably a female looking for a home. Just scoop him up, put him in a cardboard box, and then release in your home. They make wonderful house pets. I will send you the info for your will. Take care.

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Posted: Apr 19, 2021, 6:56 PM
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Was it carrying a purse?

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Posted: Apr 19, 2021, 7:14 PM
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I think that his first name should be Shelby.

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Posted: Apr 20, 2021, 12:32 AM
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done, but Shelby seems to have gotten into the house. Whichever one of the kids finds him first, gets out of chores for the entire week.

#awesome parenting.

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Posted: Apr 19, 2021, 8:11 PM
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I hear they make good inside pets. But to find the sex you wave your hand in front of its face vigorously.

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You found him, just mail him back COD***

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Posted: Apr 19, 2021, 8:16 PM
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Posted: Apr 19, 2021, 8:22 PM
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You can tell it’s a female because it’s a snake.

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Posted: Apr 19, 2021, 8:31 PM
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I don’t think it’s proper to ask what gender, let the snake tell you when it feels ready.

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I don't know what kind of lizard that is.***

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Posted: Apr 19, 2021, 9:02 PM
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It's a no legged lizard


Posted: Apr 20, 2021, 9:19 AM
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If you scare it will roll over and let you scratch its belly.

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It's harmless....

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Posted: Apr 19, 2021, 9:19 PM
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trust me.

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Posted: Apr 19, 2021, 10:46 PM
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I think you should get a small collar and leash to take it on walks around the neighborhood. You could impress all the kids and wimmins when you show them that your pet can sit up and do tricks.

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Posted: Apr 19, 2021, 10:47 PM
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I probably thought you were one of those dot head indians,the reason it followed you back to the garage

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Posted: Apr 19, 2021, 10:57 PM
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Horry with the top rope double axe handle, lol ??

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Posted: Apr 19, 2021, 11:04 PM
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Looks like Kobe, I mean a black mamba for sure!

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Posted: Apr 19, 2021, 11:47 PM
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You could hang around to see which bathroom it goes into.

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Get a shotgun.***

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Posted: Apr 20, 2021, 12:11 AM
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Not sure about sex or food

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Posted: Apr 20, 2021, 12:29 AM
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but I understand they respond very favorably to flutes and fifes

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That there is some

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Posted: Apr 20, 2021, 7:16 AM
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good eating!!!

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Rat snake. Always good to have around the house.***

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