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110%er [6851]
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SEC paradigm for success:
Jan 3, 2013, 12:15 PM
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1) ESPN pushes the conference 2) Media follows--puts four or five in top 10 early polls 3) SEC plays with itself (intramural masterbation) this way losses do not harm SOS and wins help 4) play pansies before rivalary games 5) have ESPN push further cuz you are still ranked so high 6) complain that the intramural masterbation is too physical and makes you go blind and weak when playing non-conference teams 7) have ESPN make excuses for you when you lose bowls (disinterested cuz it wasn't NC or the other team wanted it more, or the other team is really a SEC team cuz they have a coach that was once on a SEC staff, or the other team has a Florida player on it. 8) use roids--they make you big and shrink your nads and ######. You get angry when your nads and ###### shrinks--violent (so I am told)
Feel free to add what you feel is appropriate. Have fun!
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Team Captain [458]
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Coach your players to hit late, just not TOO late,
Jan 3, 2013, 12:20 PM
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and stand over the guy you hit and beat your chest like a gorilla.
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Orange Blooded [2196]
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And coach them to fake injuries when desperate. OR
Jan 3, 2013, 1:43 PM
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if you truly do find yourself as a team dropping like flies, ensure the media understands to feed any amoebas out there who buy their hype that SEC elite athletes aren't made for such gimmicky offenses and that their all-universe bodies have to be treated with respect and that, most certainly, they are superior to their scrappy but lucky opponent who, if the all-world [fill in the name of the SEC team] had been the least bit motivated, they would have squashed [fill in the name of the non-SEC opponent]. [Excuse this longest-sentence-of-my- life, but its endless string of excuses, with no break, pretty much sums up how ESPN and the SEC actually are.]
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Orange Blooded [2459]
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Oversign and "cut" guys if they aren't "SEC SPEED"***
Jan 3, 2013, 12:24 PM
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Re: SEC paradigm for success:
Jan 3, 2013, 12:25 PM
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9) Not discipline your players 10) Lower academic standards or make exceptions
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Head Coach [798]
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#10 is a BIG key to their success.
Jan 3, 2013, 12:26 PM
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That #10 takes players we (and most ACC teams) will not accept, and gives them to the SEC.
We can name MANY players that we lost that way.. I can go way back to start:
Stephen Davis
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110%er [6851]
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I was living in Spart. when Davis played at Spart. High
Jan 3, 2013, 12:47 PM
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School. He had to be told what to do in the huddle. He could not memorize a play. They even tried colors--the center was white, the guard blue etc. I have been told that he still does not read above the 3rd grade level.
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Re: I was living in Spart. when Davis played at Spart. High
Jan 3, 2013, 12:50 PM
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I remember him very well.... saw him on campus during his visits. But there have been many more.... who was the kid from NC last year that went to Fl after finding out he would not get in?
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110%er [6851]
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I remember one we wanted and thought he would go JUCO
Jan 3, 2013, 12:56 PM
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but amazingly got into Fla. I think he was a running back. Not sure.
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Re: SEC
Jan 3, 2013, 12:28 PM
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Why does anyone care about SEC?!
Let's talk about the ACC!
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110%er [6851]
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Your pulse tells me you probably love talking SEC when .
Jan 3, 2013, 12:48 PM
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things are going the SEC way!
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Orange Blooded [2826]
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The grayshirt and the "medical hardship". *
Jan 3, 2013, 12:29 PM
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Over-signing!***
Jan 3, 2013, 12:36 PM
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Re: SEC paradigm for success:
Jan 3, 2013, 12:39 PM
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SEC players are so much faster they are having a hard time slowing down to make to tackle.
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All-Conference [435]
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You forgot...
Jan 3, 2013, 12:47 PM
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Juicing (and I'm not talking oranges) Plenty of pre-drug test warning Suspensions are for the offseason
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Re: SEC paradigm for success:
Jan 3, 2013, 1:07 PM
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Then the SEC-ESPN machine becomes self aware and begins suckin in unsuspecting recruits from all corners of the nation. Soon after, their teams become mechanized armies of roid-fed zombies incapable of precision football and interested in no other aspects of the game other than one-dimensional hitting. If we lived in Middle Earth, they would be the Orks.
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oversign by 10 every year, never graduate a player***
Jan 3, 2013, 2:37 PM
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Commissioner [991]
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have local papers stalk recruits committed to CU***
Jan 3, 2013, 2:41 PM
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Legend [16207]
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A three strikes and you are IN policy so that...
Jan 3, 2013, 2:49 PM
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...players who violate rules and break the law are allowed to play after a fake or meaningless suspension that never happens.
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Re: SEC paradigm for success:
Jan 3, 2013, 3:01 PM
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yet most of you beg to get in the sec. i dont get it
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