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Use your worst 'Dad Jokes'...'Go for Groan!'
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Use your worst 'Dad Jokes'...'Go for Groan!'

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Nov 1, 2025, 8:15 AM
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No sense wasting the good ones.

If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
(I'm staying on theme!)

I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.

See? Lame! :)

Have a splendid Fall Saturday...catch you at Happy Hour, perhaps! Go Tigers, ALWAYS!

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

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Nov 1, 2025, 8:24 AM
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Which essential oil can be used to calm people down? Chloroform; castor oil will just have them down in the dumps. Also, women like Oil of Okay, while men prefer bacon grease.

What’s the full name of the Wizard of Oz? The Wizard of Ounce. Don’t pound me. In Australia, it would be the Lizard of Aus. In Columbia, it’s the Wizard of 28.35 Grams.

My earliest memory is going to the eye doctor to get my first pair of glasses. Everything before that was a blur.

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Re: Use your worst 'Dad Jokes'...'Go for Groan!'

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Nov 1, 2025, 8:24 AM
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They say Ghandi walked everywhere he went with no shoes and only ate bitter roots and herbs, which weren’t very nourishing and smelled pretty pungent.

He was a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

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Re: Use your worst 'Dad Jokes'...'Go for Groan!'

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Nov 1, 2025, 8:29 AM
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I tried to walk like an Egyptian…

Now I need a Cairo practor!

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Re: Use your worst 'Dad Jokes'...'Go for Groan!'

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Nov 1, 2025, 8:34 AM
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I spotted a Dalmatian the other day…..it was the least I could do.

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