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CU Medallion [60043]
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Chipotle Ourbunghole'
Mar 11, 2021, 7:47 AM
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My wife is super fit (awesome triathlete if I need to humble brag) and super healthy. She rarely will even get take out with the rest of the family. Occasionally a slice of pizza here or there....that type of deal.
She and I got Chipotle on Tuesday night because the in-laws took the kids to pizza and we didn't want pizza.
Last night we were on the couch and she looks at me and says, "I cant stop pooping today. Like its impossible to stop. Is this what they talk about with Chipotle all the time?" I was like yes, dear, its a colon cleanse disguised as food and there are multiple threads on the internet about Chipotle poops. She was horrified, mystified and downright disgusted with how much I eat from Chipotle. Ran the gamut of emotions.
Salsaritas is really far away, but might be worth skipping Chipotle and just eating in at Salsaritas.
TLDR - my wife ate Chipotle for first time, cant stop pooping.
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Heisman Winner [112363]
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The Lunge is falling down. No one asked you for pigs. ******
Mar 11, 2021, 8:20 AM
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All-In [45769]
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Pigs or it didn't happen. *********
Mar 11, 2021, 8:23 AM
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CU Medallion [60043]
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I might have one from her competing and I could
Mar 11, 2021, 8:29 AM
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blur the face. I have to brag on my wife, she is quite the athlete.
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All-In [43767]
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If we get go blurring faces and all
Mar 11, 2021, 9:10 AM
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Lets get one of her buckassed nekkid.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Is it still gross this morning? I haven't been back since
Mar 11, 2021, 9:20 AM
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around 2pm yesterday. My refractory period is around 24 hours now.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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On the brown side, you now know she's all cleaned out
Mar 11, 2021, 8:33 AM
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and ready for some punishment.
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All-In [31906]
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Your wife poops? That's groce***
Mar 11, 2021, 9:01 AM
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Heisman Winner [135615]
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Yum!
Mar 11, 2021, 9:14 AM
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Delicious corporate chain Mexican food, just like the real Mexicans eat!
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CU Medallion [60043]
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I know. I know. We have a really good one too
Mar 11, 2021, 9:18 AM
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in our town. We were dumb.
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Heisman Winner [105618]
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Greenr and family ate Salsarita's so much, Greenr was on a
Mar 11, 2021, 9:21 AM
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test panel for a little while, met the CEO, got paid to tell them what is good and what isn't, etc... They were going to bring us back in, but COVID. We have tapered off going there, but I would say we go once every other week. Used to go twice a week.
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CU Medallion [66085]
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That red sauce flows like Niagra Falls
Mar 11, 2021, 9:24 AM
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adding roughly 1000 degrees of heat
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PIGS OR GTFO***
Mar 11, 2021, 9:43 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79259]
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Imagine doing that everyday of your life
Mar 11, 2021, 9:50 AM
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EVERY DAY
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Oculus Spirit [79259]
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Also, Imagine Dragon
Mar 11, 2021, 9:51 AM
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DEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTZ ACCROST YOUR FACE
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CU Medallion [60043]
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This is a very solid post.***
Mar 11, 2021, 10:06 AM
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