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A building contractor and his female client are walking through a newly built house. In the upstairs master bedroom, the woman homeowner says to the contractor, “I want my bedroom painted a light green.” The contractor quickly scribbles something on a piece of paper then walks over to the window and shouts down to his crew, “Green side up!”
In the next room the woman says, “I want this room to be painted yellow.” The contractor again quickly scribbles something and walks over to the window and yells, “Green side up!”
The puzzled woman then walks into the bathroom and says, “I want this room to the painted white.” Again, the contractor yells out of the window, “Green side up!” By this time, the new homeowner is thoroughly confused, and she asks, “How come you always tell your crew ‘green’ no matter what color I say?”
“Oh that,” said the contractor, “I have some South Carolina graduates outside laying sod.”
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Aug 23, 2025, 9:23 AM
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Oculus Spirit [40204]
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I dont get this one. What is the punch line?
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Aug 23, 2025, 10:58 AM
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RU4GOD2
TIA 😊
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National Champion [7162]
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Re: I dont get this one. What is the punch line?
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Aug 23, 2025, 11:15 AM
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Now see… THAT’S funny 😂🤣
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Aug 23, 2025, 8:27 AM
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I’ve had sex nearly every day this week…
nearly Monday, nearly Tuesday, nearly Wednesday, nearly Thursday…..
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Grammar Lesson
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Aug 23, 2025, 8:35 AM
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It’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar.
It’s a 35 minute walk from the bar to my house.
The difference is staggering.
If you have 3 shotguns in one hand and 10 decoys in the other, what do you have?
BIG HANDS!!
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Aug 23, 2025, 8:40 AM
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A man and his wife went to a livestock auction and looked at a farmer's selection of breeding bulls.
The first pen had a sign that read: This bull mated 50 times last year.
The man's wife playfully nudged him and said, "Wow, that's almost once per week!"
They walked to the second pen, which had a sign that read: This bull mated 150 times last year.
The man's wife jabbed him a bit harder and said with a smirk, "Goodness, that's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked to the third pen, which had a sign that read: This bull mated 365 times last year.
The man's wife aggressively elbowed him in the ribs and exclaimed, "That's once a day! You could really learn something from this one."
Annoyed, the man turned to his wife and said, "Go over and ask the farmer if every time was with the same old cow."
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Aug 23, 2025, 9:06 AM
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Good ones!
Thank you.
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… it was so hot yesterday- how hot was it- it was so hot yesterday I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking
From and old Johnny Carson show
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Guys after knowing each other for six months: Bro, whats your name?
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I just ate an entire block of cheese and now I'm sick. It was against my cheddar judgement, but I couldn't just let it brie. I guess I just didn’t give Edam. Now I’m feeling a little blue.
Me: "I think your sign has a typo, it says Parking by Kermit Only"
Officer: “No, that’s correct. Violators will be toad. And that includes electric vehicles that are trying to be green.”
I’m reading books about anti-gravity and glue. They are impossible to put down.
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Aug 23, 2025, 11:22 AM
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Me: "I think your sign has a typo, it says Parking by Kermit Only"
Officer: “No, that’s correct. Violators will be toad. And that includes electric vehicles that are trying to be green.
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lol***
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