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Guys, I think I have to divorce my wife
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Dec 10, 2023, 6:49 PM
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So long story short I have this lucky Clemson piggybank that sits on my counter. I got this piggybank for Christmas before the 2016 National Championship game and it’s been my good luck pillar since the. Well we moved and after we lost to NC State I noticed that the pig had never been put back on the counter at the new place. I found it in my wife’s closet and I hosted a 1 man intervention when she got home from work about it. I put him on the counter and BOOM we rattled off 4 straight! Anyways I’ve noticed that she’s once again moved the pig (this time into the cabinet) to put up Christmas decorations! The nerve! I gotta let her go right?
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Re: Guys, I think I have to divorce my wife
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Dec 10, 2023, 6:50 PM
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Theres plenty of fish in the sea...
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Re: Guys, I think I have to divorce my wife
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Dec 10, 2023, 6:51 PM
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Yea she has done it to herself😂😂
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Re: Guys, I think I have to divorce my wife
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Dec 10, 2023, 6:51 PM
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You gotta put that pig back on the counter. What you do with her is irrelevant.
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Re: Guys, I think I have to divorce my wife
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Dec 10, 2023, 6:54 PM
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I’m in this camp, unless it was for intentional. Whole new can of fish there.
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Re: Guys, I think I have to divorce my wife
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Dec 10, 2023, 6:57 PM
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“Intentional”, not “for intentional”. The atrocities that my iPhone keyboard commits are unbelievable.
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Re: Guys, I think I have to divorce my wife
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Dec 10, 2023, 6:51 PM
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Absolutely you do. Be-ache gotta go!
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Re: Guys, I think I have to divorce my wife
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Dec 10, 2023, 6:54 PM
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Need to see pictures first! Also weigh the cost of getting rid of her or divorcing her! I know which will be cheaper!!!
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Re: Guys, I think I have to divorce my wife
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Dec 10, 2023, 7:01 PM
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pigs or it didn’t happen.
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Tell her to straighten up or..
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Dec 10, 2023, 6:54 PM
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you’re going into the transfer portal.
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Re: Tell her to straighten up or..
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Dec 10, 2023, 7:01 PM
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This made me LOL 😂😂😂
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Tldr
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Dec 10, 2023, 6:56 PM
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Make a sandwich
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Re: Guys, I think I have to divorce my wife
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Dec 10, 2023, 6:56 PM
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Sometimes you just have to Cull'em! I did 20yrs ago and never went down that rabbit hole again.
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Give her a Mulligan unless she is a Coot..LOL***
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Dec 10, 2023, 7:09 PM
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I could see how you could marry a woman and NOT KNOW she would rearrange
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Dec 10, 2023, 8:22 PM
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your Clemson stuff (speaking from personal experience here),but , you would have to have known she was a coot BEFORE you married her....and friend,THAT WOULD BE ON YOU.
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Re: Guys, I think I have to divorce my wife
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Dec 10, 2023, 7:18 PM
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I hope that piggy bank is full of gold coins before you go forward.
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There are more fish in the sea
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Dec 10, 2023, 7:22 PM
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Re: There are more fish in the sea
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Dec 10, 2023, 7:44 PM
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Nice Snapper!
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And he caught it with a small redworm and merlot!
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Dec 10, 2023, 7:57 PM
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Nm
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Re: There are more fish in the sea
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Dec 10, 2023, 8:02 PM
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One of few times that I’ll say that someone is wearing too much orange.
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Oohh no, this one's...
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Dec 10, 2023, 9:16 PM
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...Trouble with a capital T. You can keep the fish though!
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Possible help
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Dec 10, 2023, 7:35 PM
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I bought a hat before the Charleston Southern game. Every time I’ve worn it we have won. I didn’t wear it during the Duke,(didn’t own it),Florida State, Nc or Miami games. Also have carried a Tiger Rag around to each game since Notre Dame (besides GT left it at the house) plan on taking it to Jacksonville with me. Also, I could throw my Kentucky mini helmet off the porch if that helps.
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Re: Guys, I think I have to divorce my wife
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Dec 10, 2023, 7:37 PM
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Need pigs, maybe I can reform her
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Tell her Best is the Standard so the Piggybank stays on the counter!***
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Dec 10, 2023, 7:45 PM
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I would never make light of domestic violence.
Dec 10, 2023, 7:55 PM
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Need pigs to understand the entire situation. If you have to use wide angle lens thats fine 🙂
Warhol that chit if u have too cause I really wanna give an honest opinion.
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Re: Ask Her If She Is An Undercover Coot ---
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Dec 10, 2023, 8:26 PM
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If that doesn't work....threaten her favorite pair of shoes if that bank is moved again.
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Your going hard-core Xander!
Dec 11, 2023, 6:44 PM
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Id be afraid to sleep if I threatened the fav shoes!!! U must be carrying 15 pounders!
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Just keep the pig and get another little bank, it's a lot cheaper.***
Dec 10, 2023, 8:27 PM
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Re: Guys, I think I have to divorce my wife
Dec 10, 2023, 9:18 PM
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I think you’re in an abusive relationship and need to get away from her immediately.
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Always go with your gut instinct. Cut bait!***
Dec 10, 2023, 9:22 PM
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Not only that...
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Dec 10, 2023, 9:24 PM
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...she has a lot of explaining to do to all of Clemson Nation, Dabo, coaches and team. Her solitary lapse in judgement caused unnecessary collective hearburn in us all and an embarassing call from "Tyler".
Thank you for this new enlightening information.
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Maybe she needs a trip to the courthouse steps next Sunday
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Dec 10, 2023, 9:28 PM
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Just sayin
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The piggybank must immediately come back out
Dec 11, 2023, 6:51 PM
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at the stroke of midnight on December 26.
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Re: Guys, I think I have to divorce my wife
Dec 11, 2023, 7:12 PM
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A man's lucky pig is not to be tampered with.
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a good spanking will prolly cure her!***
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Dec 11, 2023, 7:53 PM
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