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COOTS....Awful "traditions" that they do...add yours!
Nov 20, 2019, 9:21 AM
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Buddy and I were talking last night about the Coots misery. It is so fun to kick them while they were down. We discussed how Coot fans feel that they are "entitled" to a great football program when they have NEVER won anything of significance. Also, we discussed some things that the Coots do that we find just awful. Feel free to add yours.....
1. The "It's THIRRRRRRRRRDDDDDD Down" Guy- beyond awful. Could you imagine our PA Guy Dale Gilbert hollering this crap each time we are on defense on 3rd down. The best is when they are getting hammered at home and this idiot is still hollering this crap with about 25k fans left in the stands.
2. The Mascot hiding in the shower curtain- before the team runs out of the tunnel to 2001 they wheel this contraption out that looks like a platform with black shower curtains on 4 sides. Smoke sprays out and the shower curtains are ripped back and Cocky magically appears. Dumb.
3. The 3rd down coach- the dude who jumps up and down holding a 3rd down sign. I think he got fired for fighting a Mushchamp Halloween costume so we may no longer see this again.
What else should make the list?
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Re: COOTS....Awful "traditions" that they do...add yours!
Nov 20, 2019, 9:26 AM
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4. Those stupid trains they have outside the stadium. As if the Cockroach isn't already a dump now they have a dingy train station outside that they cook hot dogs and burgers in their cabooses.
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Cockabooses are pretty cool.
Nov 20, 2019, 9:46 AM
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Similar to UTs floating tailgates.
Sandstorm > zombie nation
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Wait, a 3rd down coach got fired for what?***
Nov 20, 2019, 9:29 AM
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Orange Blooded [4820]
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Now THATs funny
Nov 20, 2019, 12:27 PM
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Point for posting it...
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Re: COOTS....Awful "traditions" that they do...add yours!
Nov 20, 2019, 9:35 AM
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6. Sex beside dumpsters in the parking lot to celebrate wins.
7. Sex beside dumpsters in the parking lot to mourn losses.
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Re: COOTS....Awful "traditions" that they do...add yours!
Nov 20, 2019, 9:41 AM
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"Uhrrga uhrrga dooh" chicken cackle! Only thing worse is the "howooooh" from the Wolfpuppies!
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Re: COOTS....Awful "traditions" that they do...add yours!
Nov 20, 2019, 9:42 AM
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And the Bentley Flop. But guess that one ended!
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that one is actually funny***
Nov 20, 2019, 10:43 AM
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Re: COOTS....Awful "traditions" that they do...add yours!
Nov 20, 2019, 9:41 AM
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8. The ridiculous cockadoodledoo noise. Don't see how that is supposed accomplish anything other than making the other teams' players laugh.
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Re: COOTS....Awful "traditions" that they do...add yours!
Nov 20, 2019, 9:43 AM
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Fear the chicken? Yeah, right.
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Re: COOTS....Awful "traditions" that they do...add yours!
Nov 20, 2019, 9:50 AM
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I love their tradition of always suck'n.
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You mean besides...
Nov 20, 2019, 9:51 AM
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1 - Middle finger salutes
2 - Tailgate sexcapades
3 - Doo doo ice
4 - Third quarter mass exodus
5 - Throwing bottles and trash at opposing players/fans
6 - A magic chicken in a dress for a mascot
7 - A stadium entrance copied from an Elvis Presley concert
8 - A fight song titled "Step to the Rear"
9 - An admissions policy of admitting anyone under 80 that hasn't been dead more than four days
10 - Diplomas that double as handicapped parking placards
11 - Handjobs in the stands during games
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Cocaine bumps***
Nov 20, 2019, 10:01 AM
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Waving white flags before the opening kickoff of every game***
Nov 20, 2019, 10:24 AM
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Great addition and entirely accurate ***
Nov 20, 2019, 10:25 AM
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Re: COOTS....Awful "traditions" that they do...add yours!
Nov 20, 2019, 10:12 AM
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The STUPID sound the band plays after ever other one of their defensive plays. Drives me nuts. I have to mute the sound if I ever watch any of their games. And I agree with everyone else with the rooster cackle. Is is supposed to wake them up or something? Sooooo intimidating! (Insert sarcasm here.)
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Re: COOTS....Awful "traditions" that they do...add yours!
Nov 20, 2019, 10:26 AM
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Their tradition of being a coach's graveyard.
Nah, hold on, I like that one...
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The rooster shriek
Nov 20, 2019, 10:17 AM
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That g@ddam thing makes my skin crawl- ugh!
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Re: COOTS....Awful "traditions" that they do...add yours!
Nov 20, 2019, 10:31 AM
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It’s not an awful tradition in that it is accurate: “Spurs up”. The chicken gives up just like their fans and players.
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thinking that next year is always going to be their year!***
Nov 20, 2019, 10:51 AM
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Like Losing?
Nov 20, 2019, 11:15 AM
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All the time.
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That moronic rooster crow on 3rd down...***
Nov 20, 2019, 11:19 AM
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Re: COOTS....Awful "traditions" that they do...add yours!
Nov 20, 2019, 11:20 AM
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The surrender towels . I mean , apropos for their football history yes ... but why wouldn't they wave garnet or black . If they want to dry their dishtowels before the kickoff maybe they could do a big laundry drop outside the stadium . Have housekeeping handle it .
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Re: COOTS....Awful "traditions" that they do...add yours!
Nov 20, 2019, 11:25 AM
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I love their recognition of their 1969 ACC Championship.
It's reminds me of my pinewood derby trophy I got when I was 9.
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Re: COOTS....Awful "traditions" that they do...add yours!
Nov 20, 2019, 11:29 AM
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Don't forget the big poster they put of Spurrier outside the stadium a few years ago only to tear it down after the quit the team.
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Re: COOTS....Awful "traditions" that they do...add yours!
Nov 20, 2019, 11:30 AM
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Their tiny trophy case with strategically placed mirrors inside to make that one trophy look like 17 million trophies.
Ooops, I forgot about their Imodium Bowl trophies.
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Conclusion:
Nov 20, 2019, 11:33 AM
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I think it is safe to say that they do not have a single “winning tradition”. All of their traditions are about losing.
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Re: COOTS....Awful "traditions" that they do...add yours!
Nov 20, 2019, 11:36 AM
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Whatever this is... interesting there is no opposing team and footless lou holtz in spurrier cosplay trying to grope his chicken
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Re: COOTS....Awful "traditions" that they do...add yours!
Nov 20, 2019, 11:48 AM
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Surprised there's not a 200' banner of Spurrier choking his chicken.
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Re: COOTS....Awful "traditions" that they do...add yours!
Nov 20, 2019, 12:00 PM
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"If it ain't swayin' we ain't playin'"
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The C*ck Drill...
Nov 20, 2019, 12:07 PM
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Probably not considered a tradition but still funny. It was mentioned once in the cooterville gazette and was never talked about again besept on the tnets
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That annoying ditty the band plays on every one of their
Nov 20, 2019, 12:21 PM
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defensive plays.
"DUNN-dun-dun-DUUUNNNNN"
(As annoying as GT's when we yell "YOU SUCK!" at the end)
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