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Posted: May 26, 2017 10:19 AM

The year was 2003, I was a 19-year-old sophomore. Cousin was over from USC Murderburg for the weekend. Started off by going to a party at Calhoun Courts on Friday night. We purchased 2 24 packs of Milwaukee's Best Ice and a couple King Cobras and through them in the cooler before heading over.

After a couple hours, the cops decided to break up the gathering and found me drinking a Beast Ice by the stairs. I convinced him I was 25 and that I didn't have my ID with me, or at least I would have if I remembered that I told him 25. I found out later I told him 25, 23, 21 and 22 in the short encounter. Instead of arresting me or ticketing me he decided to do the worst option and made me and my cousin pour out everything we had in the cooler. I cried a bit. Cops left, we found more beer and I think made it back to Stadium Suites for the night.

Woke up at 6 on Saturday because we tailgate hard. Made it out to the lot at 7, had a biscuit from Burger King. Had an OE with the biscuit and some Beast ICE as the day went along. I switched to 151 after lunch because it was a nationally televised night game with the #3 team in the country so I had to be on my game. Puked around 4 or so in the portajohn while peeing. Moved over to tailgate with some folks from my hometown around 5. Finished the 151.

On the way to the stadium, the tiger paw painters were offering to paint tiger paws on little kids faces. I asked the first girl to do the F FSU paint, but she refused. Walked a bit further and found an Obed tiger paw painter. He obliged for $5. Walked by some FSU fans yelling FSWho? and pointing to my face paint. Good times were had.

Watched the game, caught 2 XP/field goals. Tried to hit the ref with the ball (apologies to Shorty). Missed badly the fist time, like I think I hit a kid in the head at the bottom of the hill. The second time was glorious, tight high flying spiral that was on target, but I it the upright instead. Got some cheers.

DHam scored the touchdown and Kevin YoungBLEED caught that deep ball. Participated in several F the Seminoles cheers, did not Woohoo even once.

Game over jumped the fence and headed toward the goal post already under siege. Hung on the cross bar for a while until the pepper spray started and a cop started hitting my arms. Let go, hit the ground and was trampled for a bit by the exuberant crowd.

Got out alive, back to the tailgate for a victory OE. Woke up the next day with no wallet. Later in the week, I got a call from a gym in Valdosta GA. Said they found my wallet in the parking lot. Was returned, nothing was taken from the wallet.

Bought the DVD for the memories.

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summer school.

two friends and myself travel an unspecified distance to one of the guy's lake house. There apparently is a big party every July 4 on this unnamed lake.

When we get there, I joke that I am going to ##### a girl (yet to be determined) on his deck overlooking the lake. We all laugh and start debauchery.

As night (hammers) progresses, I am doin my thang, chatting up a local philly. We had been talking for about 10 minutes when unknown girl walks up. I have never seen or spoken to unknown girl.

She says (and I quote) "Who is this?" pointing at philly I am chatting up.

I say, "this is .......(dont remember name 30years later)"

She says, (in a kind of bitchy tone, "what are you doing with her?"

I say, (thinking she is about to rumble) "uhm .....talking"

She says, "Do you think you can do better?"

caveat: girl chatting up is about a 5(perfect for the deck plans), new girl around 7.5

I say, "well apparently I CAN" (in kind of a smart ### tone)

She proceeds to grab my hand and lead me away.......never saw 5 again.

She drives us (with exactly that much conversation) back to buddy's lake house. Turns out she knows him. They went to high school together.

so of course the door is locked....so I suggest ##### on the deck....as was my plan all along.

so we proceed to deck. round first base, into second standing up, taking my lead for 3rd........she decides to try to sliding glass door......DANGIT! unlocked.

So we go in and proceed to bedroom.

Unbeknown to me, by this time homeowner and other buddy have returned and were in the house, watching whole thing. We did not see them.

Well, non homeowner buddy goes and hides in closet to get front row seat.

She and I go to bed.....and copulate....a few times.

After round two or so (I know it wasnt round one because I would have seen it), I take my condom off and toss it over the side of the bed on the floor (or so I thought)

next morning, (sunday) I come to....overhung with joy.

She wakes up and says "OH SHUT! I have to get home. I have to go to church with my family."

She rolls over to kiss me goodby and BOOM! there it was....Matted in her hair on the right side above her ear was the condom that I threw........

Apparently my post coital arm strength is not 100% and it fell short of the floor and landed on the bed.

So I said thanks for a great time and she left.

Never saw her again......I do remember her name though...

I wonder if she looked in the mirror before she got home?

good times.

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Blowing Clemson's entire front 7 on defense in one night

I got a blowie in the basement of Cope Hall

so many variations to choose from

What he said......

Re: What he said......

imagine if you will......

Re: imagine if you will......

Can I request more deets on this carolina cup story?***

why? you could've been the gentleman that carried my cooler

That is about all I know.

When did they move Camden 300 miles from Clemson?***

she took me the OTHER way.......

Its about 160 miles from Clemson to Camden.

wrong state. We stayed in SC

Its about 290 miles to Myrtle Beach from Clemson

I wasnt driving so didnt care.

When were you on ISAB? I was 2008-2011***

'03-'04

My Johnstone story from freshman year

Excellent story.***

And 100% true. I can name 3 today people who can verify it.

Oh, HIS girlfriend. I thought it was your girlfriend with

This girl came down to campus from another uni

And then one time

And the one time I got jumped at a hipster party

hipsters =/= hippies***

And didn't get tested a third time?

Honorable mention:

Chick next door in Calhoun Courts was selling abortions

##### friend of wife of was in a car with wife of, me, and

I dressed up as a #### one time and gave a guy a blowie

So you weren't one of the ones who hung out in the bathroom

Reminds me of another story

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That time I got good grades and stayed sober for 4 years***

and look where THAT got you!

Is that Freddy Adu?***

Re: That time I got good grades and stayed sober for 4 years***

NNNNNNEEEEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDD***

so, you were bizarro DGUAR?

THIS IS A JOKE, GUISE. COME ON!!!!

So I'm ramming this chick from behind

Sorta wish I had gone to college

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I will never ever forget the one time that I got lost and

I'll never forget this one time...

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