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Have you every "used" an outhouse......
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Have you every "used" an outhouse......

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Nov 12, 2025, 3:07 PM
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Grandma had as home with no plumbing. Hand well pump in side yard and outhouse in back yard. This was in the 60s. Outhouses were hot in summer. Cold in wibter.

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Yes. Camping at Asbury hills

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Nov 12, 2025, 3:13 PM
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Wasps made a nice nest in there juance. Made for a real quick ground thumper.

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For sure

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Nov 12, 2025, 3:19 PM
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and a privy or two along the appalachian trail. THAT was a fun experience.

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MauldinT, where are you???


Outhouses are hot in summer and cold in the winter, you say?

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Nov 3, 2025, 3:15 PM
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Do they also smell like sh_t?

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Re: Outhouses are hot in summer and cold in the winter, you say?

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Nov 12, 2025, 3:36 PM
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Yes

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Nov 12, 2025, 3:27 PM
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Summer camp had latrines. a stained PVC pipe to #### into and three holes with toilet seats on a platform over a pit for dump-outs. "buddy dumps" were when you shat with a person next to you.

Countless pit toilets on public lands.

I did a lot of outdoor manual labor in my twenties. I'd hastily scratch out holes in the desert, pile out into them, wipe with rocks, and kick some dirt over it like a cat in a litter box. Sometimes false alarms led me to dig a hole, only to fart into it. Not an outhouse, but a similar crude experience.

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Wiping with rocks nice. Were there no cactuses around?***

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Nov 12, 2025, 3:39 PM
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not many. Mostly creosote bushes

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Nov 12, 2025, 3:44 PM
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which have leaves a quarter inch wide and make a real mess when trying to wipe with them. A nice rounded piece of gravel does a pretty good job. Kind of like dipping a frito in bean dip.

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Re: not many. Mostly creosote bushes

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Nov 12, 2025, 4:05 PM
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Not many thing gets a real LOL from me

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Nov 12, 2025, 4:28 PM [ in reply to not many. Mostly creosote bushes ]
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but I was ####### OUT at "creosote bushes."


Reminded me of this big-ish Samoa chick I had in college

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"wipe with rocks"

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Nov 12, 2025, 3:53 PM [ in reply to Yes ]
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Yes, a squat non-toilet on the Inca Trail on my way to Machu Picchu.

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Nov 12, 2025, 3:29 PM
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It was 5am, beginning of the 4th day of the 26 mile mountain trek. Luckily most of my senses were completely deadened or at least dulled by that point to where I couldn't take in the sheer horror of that crap hole until I started having flashbacks later in life.

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My aunt Mathilda had a 2 story farmhouse in Illinois

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Nov 12, 2025, 3:33 PM
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With no plumbing and an outhouse about 100 ft away from the house. Well supplied water for washing and cooking. We visited in 1968, she passed in late 70s

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Re: Have you every "used" an outhouse......

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Nov 12, 2025, 3:34 PM
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I suppose that is what you'd call some things I've used on some camping trips,

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Nov 12, 2025, 3:37 PM
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but as far as being at someone's home and having to go to an outhouse, nope. Around what year did that go from just being how it was out in the county to a sad state of affairs for someone to still have to live that way?

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Geez,

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Nov 12, 2025, 3:49 PM
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we're STILL making fun of the air traffic controllers?

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MauldinT, where are you???


No, I'm asking a real question here, as I don't know when that flipped.***

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Nov 12, 2025, 3:50 PM
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Re: Yes...

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Nov 12, 2025, 3:37 PM
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No.

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Yep. We had an old cabin that had an outhouse. It was haunted I'm pretty sure.***

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Nov 12, 2025, 3:38 PM
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I used your mother like an outhouse

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Nov 12, 2025, 3:38 PM
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last night

Italian Trulli

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Does sitting over a downed tree with a handfull of leaves count?

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Nov 12, 2025, 3:40 PM
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I have not had that pleasure, but I did take a shyatt or 2 in an open latrine at Camp Steer BSA back in the early 70's

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was going to once, but

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Nov 12, 2025, 3:47 PM
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there was no Sears catalog in there.

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Probably. I used a "bathroom" at a bar in Matamoros that was probably worse than

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Nov 12, 2025, 3:49 PM
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an outhouse. It had a 2' cinderblock wall that you piss over into...dirt. Inside a bar. I don't think that would make code in the states, even in Mississippi.

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Not intentionally, but I think you just threw shade at Coward, SC

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Nov 12, 2025, 4:09 PM
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just sayin'

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That's pretty much what we have in the upper deck in DV.***

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Nov 12, 2025, 4:10 PM [ in reply to Probably. I used a "bathroom" at a bar in Matamoros that was probably worse than ]
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We haven't won a Natty since the pee troughs were removed

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Nov 12, 2025, 4:30 PM
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BRING THEM BACK

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They're called portajohns today.

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Nov 12, 2025, 3:59 PM
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meh, fine for #1. Woods better for #2.

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Not exactly. Portajohns get washed out occasionally. An outhouse is always there

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Nov 12, 2025, 4:06 PM
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collecting wasps, spiders and whatever else.

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Lol. Reminds me...Troo storey time

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Nov 12, 2025, 4:32 PM
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Went camping at Congaree National Park. Ok, whatever, was scouts. Was told they have "restrooms".

And sure enough, they did. Was a building too, so I'm like ok.....how bad can this be?

Whale.....go in to pee. Walk in this structure and into a stall. There is a toilet, but something looks odd. The toilet has a big hole into a pit of blackness underneath. And the smell, deer gawd. So I pulled out a flashlight and inspected the gaping black hole. It went down into a cavernous hole. in the hole something was moving. It was a massive pit of crap, and it was covered with maggots, tens of thousands of them, maybe more. Almost blew chunks. Went outside and ALL peeing, pewping, whatever, was done off in the woods from that moment forward. I don't think ANYONE used that "restroom".

Keep in mind it was 90 degrees or hotter in there, and outside.

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When folks say, "You'll regret that in the morning", I just sleep until noon, because I'm a problem solver.


Remember where those flies come from next time one lands on your tater salad.***

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Nov 12, 2025, 4:37 PM
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Worst part, other people camping used the #### thing. WHY!!!???


Nov 12, 2025, 5:49 PM
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Not in our group. But I'd straddle a tree, or hang a terd off a stump or a big log, before I'd drop a deuce in that place. And if the toilet fell into the floor, that pit was like 8 feet, square, and no clue how deep, you could die if you fell into it. And it was probably 20 degrees hotter in the place. NO ventilation, and a tin roof in the summer sun.

NO WAY.......

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Yep and helped my dad build one

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Nov 12, 2025, 4:41 PM
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we bought a lake lot on Lake Secession a long time ago. Thought he was going to build a house, but sold it after a few years.

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Other than backpacking/camping only once or twice.

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Nov 12, 2025, 4:49 PM
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One of my dad's old hunting clubs had an outhouse.

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Went to a NASCAR race when I was about 8 yrs old, somewhere in NC.

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Nov 12, 2025, 7:50 PM
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The restrooms were giant outhouses - no plumbing.

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Re: Have you every "used" an outhouse......

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Nov 12, 2025, 8:04 PM
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Yes and technically in NC they can be permitted.

My grandparents had one I used.

Did some work for USFS in my 20s. Used one or woods better. You really learn the proper squat technic 4sure

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