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GITT with the best day
May 30, 2017, 10:06 AM
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you ever had (PG-13 and up).
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I have had a lot of good days
May 30, 2017, 10:13 AM
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But my favorites are always those when a girl tells me I am not going to be a father.
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CU Medallion [67828]
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Get back to us in about three years
May 30, 2017, 10:15 AM
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when Red's friends are all having kids
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Oculus Spirit [79611]
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^he'srightyouknow.jpeg
May 30, 2017, 10:18 AM
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babies are like puppies. Once a girl sees how cute and fun they are, they want one.
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But what you don't see is the expensive
May 30, 2017, 10:19 AM
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vet bills, the loud barking in the middle of the night, and the ######## on the furniture. Dogs are just as bad too.
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Monica
May 30, 2017, 10:29 AM
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HE SAID THE GITT WITH THE BEST DAY YOU HAVE HAD.
THAT MEANS CURRENTLY HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED.
NOT IN THE FUTURE.
THATS AKIN TO ME SAYING, "HEY GET BACK TO ME IN 30-50 YEARS WHEN YOU DIE AND LET ME KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE WHEN ALL YOUR FRIENDS WERE DYING"
JESUS, MAULDIN, YOU ####### MORON.
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the greenr is strong in this post
May 30, 2017, 11:44 AM
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all caps mention of monica quotation marks
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MONICA, LIKE FATHER LIKE "SON"***
May 30, 2017, 12:08 PM
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Whale, one day in college, we blew off classes
May 30, 2017, 10:16 AM
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and drove to 6 flags during the middle of the week. On the way there, we hotboxed my small 2 door car with a blunt and a spliff. Arrived in Jawja in Ludacris fashion. Park was pretty empty because school day and middle of the week. We got to ride purty much anything we wanted to without waiting in line. About the middle of the day we came back down off the high, so we went to the parking lot and re-upped. One of the only times the ninja has ever been fun was that day because immediately after re-upping we got in line and rode on the front of it.
Twas a damm good day with friends. Sadly one of those friends can no longer walk.
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All in one day, the following happened:
May 30, 2017, 10:29 AM
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A hated enemy died after a long, painful, expensive, protracted battle with a very treatable form of cancer that they CHOSE to treat with fruit eating first until it was too late for medical intervention, which they sought anyway, making their slide all the more slow and horrific.
I started my currently successful manufacturing business.
I got a super-sweet, MEGAhot girlfriend, though we're just friends now.
And, I found a $20 bill on the ground.
####### AWESOME day.
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Re: GITT with the best day
May 30, 2017, 10:31 AM
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"The year was 2003, I was a 19-year-old sophomore. Cousin was over from USC Murderburg for the weekend. Started off by going to a party at Calhoun Courts on Friday night. We purchased 2 24 packs of Milwaukee's Best Ice and a couple King Cobras and through them in the cooler before heading over.
After a couple hours, the cops decided to break up the gathering and found me drinking a Beast Ice by the stairs. I convinced him I was 25 and that I didn't have my ID with me, or at least I would have if I remembered that I told him 25. I found out later I told him 25, 23, 21 and 22 in the short encounter. Instead of arresting me or ticketing me he decided to do the worst option and made me and my cousin pour out everything we had in the cooler. I cried a bit. Cops left, we found more beer and I think made it back to Stadium Suites for the night.
Woke up at 6 on Saturday because we tailgate hard. Made it out to the lot at 7, had a biscuit from Burger King. Had an OE with the biscuit and some Beast ICE as the day went along. I switched to 151 after lunch because it was a nationally televised night game with the #3 team in the country so I had to be on my game. Puked around 4 or so in the portajohn while peeing. Moved over to tailgate with some folks from my hometown around 5. Finished the 151.
On the way to the stadium, the tiger paw painters were offering to paint tiger paws on little kids faces. I asked the first girl to do the F FSU paint, but she refused. Walked a bit further and found an Obed tiger paw painter. He obliged for $5. Walked by some FSU fans yelling FSWho? and pointing to my face paint. Good times were had.
Watched the game, caught 2 XP/field goals. Tried to hit the ref with the ball (apologies to Shorty). Missed badly the fist time, like I think I hit a kid in the head at the bottom of the hill. The second time was glorious, tight high flying spiral that was on target, but I it the upright instead. Got some cheers.
DHam scored the touchdown and Kevin YoungBLEED caught that deep ball. Participated in several F the Seminoles cheers, did not Woohoo even once.
Game over jumped the fence and headed toward the goal post already under siege. Hung on the cross bar for a while until the pepper spray started and a cop started hitting my arms. Let go, hit the ground and was trampled for a bit by the exuberant crowd.
Got out alive, back to the tailgate for a victory OE. Woke up the next day with no wallet. Later in the week, I got a call from a gym in Valdosta GA. Said they found my wallet in the parking lot. Was returned, nothing was taken from the wallet.
Bought the DVD for the memories."
-bigthumpmagee
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May 30, 2017, 10:34 AM
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That was my Freshman year.....
May 30, 2017, 10:59 AM
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I got the pepper spray......
The stupid cop just spun around in a circle not caring who he hit.
It was the last time we took the goal posts down! H3ll of a game and night!!!
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This point stealing ho robbed you of your deserved points***
May 30, 2017, 11:22 AM
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What a point ####***
May 30, 2017, 11:32 AM
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I was at this Strip Club.....
May 30, 2017, 10:55 AM
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this girl had diarrhea on the stage. "solid" day!!!
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Did you end up ######## in a sink?***
May 30, 2017, 10:55 AM
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I jacked my dink under the table.***
May 30, 2017, 10:56 AM
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So a second explosion 30 seconds later?***
May 30, 2017, 11:01 AM
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I'll be cirrus.
May 30, 2017, 11:09 AM
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Outside of wedding, birth of kids, etc. I'd go with one Sunday in Paris. Spent the week on a houseboat on the Seine just across from Gare d'Austerlitz. Woke up early Sunday morning and walked to the Iles. Was a beautiful lazy day and felt like we had the Iles to ourselves until around midday. Can't really point to anything in particular but it was just a perfect day.
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2 nattys for the tie
May 30, 2017, 11:10 AM
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Oct. 28, 1995. Other than the birth of a child and the two
May 30, 2017, 11:38 AM
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Nattys in football, this one was pretty special.
Went to ATL to watch Tigers beat Tech 24-3. After game, went to Jock and Jills on Techwood in ATL and watched Braves win 6th game and WS over Indians.
Also that day, Spurrier and UF hung 50 on the Dawgs in Athens, the first time it had ever happened. Spurrier throwing passes into endzone with 2 minutes left, lol. Ahole.
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August yer eleventh, ninteen hunnert and sixty @ 7:27am....
May 30, 2017, 11:42 AM
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Wilbur was born. The world was never to be the same.
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The Day you stopped posting.***
May 30, 2017, 11:55 AM
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Re: The Day you stopped posting.***
May 30, 2017, 12:10 PM
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