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Dad Jokes? POTD? Slow Times on T-Net
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Oct 9, 2025, 7:51 AM
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We just hang out in our little corner of T-Net chuckling amongst ourselves, comfortable that 'a smile is just a frown turned upside down', my friends?
Socrates said, 'Smart people learn from everything and everyone. Average people learn from their experiences. Stupid people already have all the answers.'
Ever notice how stupid never stops talking? (Like, ahem...'bout football?)
Alright...let's groan:
How do you get a country girl's attention?
A tractor! 
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bubble bath?
Bubble 07! (Should I halt this mercy 'killing'?)
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!  (Y'all tap?)
Stay dry, where it's wet, T-Nation! Be happy, regardless of where you are! We're here if a giggle-groan is needed! Go Tigers, ALWAYS!
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What is love? I wish I Haddaway to know.
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Oct 9, 2025, 8:12 AM
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I got sound advice from my girlfriend Jo that played in an orchestra. Accordion to her:
- Violins never solved anything.
- Sax isn’t always the answer.
- Don’t fiddle around.
- Don’t give in to your bass desires.
- Don’t try to score at the bar.
- Don’t damage an organ.
- Stay out of treble.
- Don’t fret too much.
- Don’t harp on it.
But then she knocked the woodwind out of a music store patron with a stringed instrument. The store had to ban-Jo. I tried to guitar to stop. That’s when I knew I made a bad pick.
Yay, Dad Jokes are Post of the Day!
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Re: Dad Jokes? POTD? Slow Times on T-Net
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Oct 9, 2025, 8:17 AM
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I love telling cheesy jokes..
But some of my friends are laughtose intolerant
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Re: Dad Jokes? POTD? Slow Times on T-Net
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Oct 9, 2025, 8:17 AM
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How do they separate the men from the boys in Boston?
With a restraining order.
Khakis: What people in Boston use to start their cars.
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Re: Dad Jokes? POTD? Slow Times on T-Net
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Oct 9, 2025, 8:17 AM
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Good point! If "Hill Watch" and "What's for Supper?" are POTDs, then I know it's been a slow day in Tiger Town. 😃
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Are you saying
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Oct 9, 2025, 8:32 AM
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My supper posts are boring?
Message was edited by: I have the sads!!!
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Oculus Spirit [40204]
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Re: Are you saying - Can we tell dad jokes
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Oct 9, 2025, 8:39 AM
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in the supper posts?
My dad used to officiate weddings. But only on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, and 29th of each month. He was a prime minister.
Wife: "Hey Honey - Let’s go out and have fun tonight!"
Husband: "Sounds great! But if you get back before me, please leave the light on."
Your dinner, I mean supper posts, are great. It gives people good ideas.
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Re: Are you saying
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Oct 9, 2025, 8:47 AM
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Supper posts are great.
Keep ‘em coming.
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Re: Are you saying
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Sounds better if we consider them the highlight of a boring day. 🤣
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TigerNet Eternal Icon [186537]
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Haha!!!!
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Oct 9, 2025, 10:50 AM
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😉😉😉
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Dad, when he puts the car in reverse: "Ah, this takes me back."***
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Oct 9, 2025, 8:58 AM
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Ultimate Tiger [34376]
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Look who's bringing groans!
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Oct 9, 2025, 9:01 AM
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Re: Dad Jokes? POTD? Slow Times on T-Net
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Oct 9, 2025, 10:02 AM
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The relationship between a Husband and Wife is psychological. One is Psycho and the other is logical.
I've always wondered why lemonade is made from artificial flavors but furniture polish is made from real lemons.
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I am not judging, but ...
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