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Ring of Honor [21886]
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Dad Joke...for the Ladies' win!
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Mar 8, 2025, 7:02 AM
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When woman was created, she was given 3 bewbs...
The middle one got in the way, so G-d performed surgery
The woman stood with middle breast in hand and asked,
"What do I do with this useless bewb?"
G-d created man! 
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi
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Re: Dad Joke...for the Ladies' win!
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Mar 8, 2025, 8:16 AM
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Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.
But catscan.
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Re: Dad Joke...for the Ladies' win!
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Mar 8, 2025, 8:25 AM
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An elderly lady sat down next to a young man in uniform at the bus stop
She asked, you’re in the Navy aren’t you?
He replied yes ma’am
She said, that’s nice my husband was in the navy
A few minutes later she asked, what do you do in the Navy?
He replied, I’m a Naval Surgeon
To which she replied, my my you doctors sure are getting specialized these days.
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Hall of Famer [8168]
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You only need two tools in life WD40 and duct tape.
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Mar 8, 2025, 8:31 AM
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If it does not move but it should then use WD40.
If it moves but it should not then use duct tape!
😉
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Orange Immortal [62710]
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Re: You only need two tools in life WD40 and duct tape.
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Mar 8, 2025, 8:49 AM
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And that's the name of that tune
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Re: Dad Joke...for the Ladies' win!
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Mar 8, 2025, 8:48 AM
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Everyone who's ready Genesis knows man came first. God told Adam he would create him a companion and that she would be called woman. He said He would take an arm and a leg from Adam to create woman and she would be with him to serve his every need. Not wanting to lose an arm and a leg, Adam asked what he could get for a rib instead.
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Ring of Honor [21886]
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So...what you're saying is
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Mar 8, 2025, 9:40 AM
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It cost an 'arm and a leg' later?
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Ultimate Tiger [33795]
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Why do mermaids wear seashells? They outgrew their b shells.
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Mar 8, 2025, 9:43 AM
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Tell your wife:
What’s the difference between a Corvette and a smoking hot wife? I don’t have a Corvette.
Don’t tell her this:
When’s the best time to love your neighbor? When her husband is not home.
The reason guys get dad bods is when they’re single, they go to the fridge, see nothing they want and go to bed. When they’re married, they go to bed, see nothing they want, and go to the fridge.
😂
I kid, I kid.
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Clemson Icon [24425]
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You all know Google was created by a woman, right?
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Mar 8, 2025, 10:23 AM
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It won’t let you finish your thought without butting in with a suggestion all the dern time.
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~JKB
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Paw Master [17401]
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Where do you learn to make a banana split?
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Mar 8, 2025, 10:30 AM
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At Sundae School!!
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