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TigerNet Champion [110288]
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Say you have 2.5 months left on a mortgage but you magically have
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never had hookers or blow? What's a safe amount of hookers and blow to invest your new wealth when mortgage is finally gone?
1. 69%
2. 4-20 4% blow and 20% hookers
3. Invest some other way.
4. Become a p1mp but have to worry about 2 ####### getting laid.
5. Doesn't matter, had seggs
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TigerNet Grandmaster [198394]
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Continue the automatic drafts to an investment acccount
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Oct 6, 2025, 2:43 PM
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even if it is only a 4% money market.
Act you you don't have that money.
--- Your dad
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TigerNet Champion [110288]
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More unwisely
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Oct 6, 2025, 2:45 PM
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I've considered buying a month's worth of random stocks until one of them pops.
B) Real estate
III) Keep buying toys except cooler and more expensive YOLO
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All-Time Great [94295]
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You can't take it with you.
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Oct 6, 2025, 2:46 PM
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The older I get, the more I've been doing that/ Also, because if I wait 6 months to buy something I want, the price goes up.
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All-TigerNet [5695]
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Invest in cheap mining stocks - I'm up $30,000 for the day on RITE
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Oct 6, 2025, 3:38 PM
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Mining stocks will do very well for the next three years under this administration...
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TigerNet Champion [110288]
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Where were you last week?***
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Oct 6, 2025, 3:44 PM
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All-TigerNet [5695]
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Just follow the penny stock thread on Tiger Illustrated
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Oct 6, 2025, 3:50 PM
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I just wish I could go back in time and buy DTREF in March at .005, now at .42
Hoping that RITE will do the same...
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Is Tiger Illustrated an option on AutoPilot?
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Oct 6, 2025, 3:57 PM
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Because I'm that level of lazy...
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Valley Legend [12733]
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Re: #6
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Oct 6, 2025, 2:46 PM
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Go to Vegas and put it all on RED and let it ride.
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Can I get a $500K HELOC?***
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Valley Legend [12733]
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Re: Can I get a $500K HELOC?***
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Oct 6, 2025, 2:50 PM
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Trump $$ and Bibles are GUARANTEED!!
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TigerNet HOFer [124198]
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Remember those NFTs?
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Oct 6, 2025, 2:51 PM
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McLovin should invest in Non-Fungible Tokens.
And then explain to us what they are.
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TigerNet Icon [153034]
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Simple.
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Oct 6, 2025, 3:07 PM
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They're tokens that don't get any fungus. They're non-fungible.
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TigerNet HOFer [124198]
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Mortgage, lol
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If you don't have at least 10 years salary in your 401k by the time you hit 35, 60 months of funds in an emergency account, all paid off cars/boats/ATVs/trains/cybertruck(s), and wait staff salaries for at least 6 months sitting in a high yield savings account, then you should be AGGRESSIVELY investing that money in Crypto. There is zero reason that your net worth shouldn't be WELL north of $10M at your age.
This is what it feels like to Greenr when he reason stuff online, including here, most days.
r/personalfinance is pretty bad at times too
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TigerNet Champion [110288]
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That's a really good post. I have to say this so you know I didn't just TU
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Oct 6, 2025, 2:49 PM
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to TU.
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Slow down Dave Ramsey***
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Oct 6, 2025, 2:50 PM
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TigerNet HOFer [124198]
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Oops, I forgot to plug my book, audiobook, workshop, and
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Oct 6, 2025, 2:52 PM
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OnlyFans
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Re: Id go
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I'd say it's time to diversify, and by diversify I of course mean purchase
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a storage unit full of 95% bedbug free beanie babies. I think we all know the market on these musty treasures is about to really take off, so it's crucial to get in now. These aren't just any beanie babies, no. In fact a number of these feature tiny, military-grade tactical vests that have been hand-bejeweled by my uncle who currently lives in the unit with them.
So, if you are ready to make the manliest investment ever, and you want to never worry about wealth again, tmail me for more info.
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You'd out last ole Prod in this situation but I think you'd
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possibly succumb to that lifestyle second fastest of all Joungers.
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