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Top TigerNet [28670]
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Been having some gut issues lately, and not sure whats
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Nov 4, 2025, 8:15 AM
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going on. Pretty sure I’m just backed up Yeahbuddy-like, but have been trying to eat better and haven’t had a beer in a couple of weeks.
Anyway, today was definitely the worst. Just sitting there, waiting for sweet sweet relief, and nothing happening except for farts sounding like Godzilla’s death throes when he fell into the volcano in Godzilla 1985. It’s a vivid sound. A horrible sound. And the whole house stares at me in disgust.
I’m now the typical middle aged white dude in commercials 😬
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Oculus Spirit [44941]
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Re: Been having some gut issues lately, and not sure whats
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Nov 4, 2025, 8:19 AM
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Orange Immortal [62363]
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Re: Been having some gut issues lately, and not sure whats
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Nov 4, 2025, 8:24 AM
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AIDS.
Definitely AIDS.
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Top TigerNet [28670]
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Dont get my hopes up
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Nov 4, 2025, 8:26 AM
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- Catahoula®
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Orange Phenom [14409]
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Re: Been having some gut issues lately, and not sure whats
Nov 4, 2025, 8:31 AM
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If TXTF was still around he could knock it loose for you
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TigerNet Champion [113061]
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If yer fartin', then it'll werk out. Iffin' y'aint fartin', go to the doc.
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Nov 4, 2025, 8:40 AM
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Side note, wife has another "sinus infection". I got up last night and hacked up a half-gallon of lung biscuits. So we got some crud. Probably rsvinfluenzacovidbronchitispneumoniasinusitus.
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TigerNet Elite [74794]
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You and your family are always sick
Nov 4, 2025, 12:10 PM
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its just something that you all do, get sick. Its wild.
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Valley Legend [12422]
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Dulcolax is your friend, friend.***
Nov 4, 2025, 9:47 AM
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TigerNet HOFer [124201]
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Have you tried eating Cottage Pie?
Nov 4, 2025, 10:13 AM
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BigDaddy® can make you some
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Heisman Winner [87293]
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Just go to Chipotle and you will be fine.***
Nov 4, 2025, 12:14 PM
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Heisman Winner [87293]
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Just go to Chipotle and you will be fine.***
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TigerNet Elite [74794]
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hey
Nov 4, 2025, 12:44 PM
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if you go to chipotle, you will be fine
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Hall of Famer [8577]
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Try a direct coffee enema in the rectum. A friend says it works wonders!
Nov 4, 2025, 12:46 PM
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