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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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Banned from Burger King
Dec 9, 2021, 8:19 AM
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Yesterday during lunch, I went out to try that new Chicken Sandwich they got. I know, why get chicken at a Burger joint, right? Butt I heard some good things. Anyway, I placed the order with this dude I knew from high school and he and I had some skirmishes back in the day.
I got my food and sat down and inspected the sandwich (this thing is YUGE btw). It almost looked like someone had spit on it but I was pretty hungry and was just like #### it. Tasted fine. So I goes to pull off the sticker on the side of my drink (one of those you could win $100K!). So when I pulls off the sticker, my coke comes flowing out onto my person from a hole that was intentionally placed behind the sticker.
So I freakin LOSE IT, cuz' I know high school mcdooshnozzle was behind it. I charge the counter, dive over, and tackle him to the ground. I get in a few good blows to his melon-sized head before someone pulls me off of him. So I split just in case he calls the cops.
Well, they showed up at my house. Fortunately, I didn't get taken in, but I got a notice and have been banned from ALL Burger Kings. I guess that isn't too disappointing. Yesterday was the first time I had been there in over a year anyways. I'm just glad I didn't go to the slammer, lol.
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Rock Defender [53]
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I saw this in an episode of CHIPS.***
Dec 9, 2021, 8:23 AM
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Oculus Spirit [83127]
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Big water head, huh?***
Dec 9, 2021, 8:23 AM
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All-In [42882]
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Same thing happened to me at Bed Bath & Beyond.***
Dec 9, 2021, 8:26 AM
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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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Man, I truly mist you during your hiatus : )***
Dec 9, 2021, 8:27 AM
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Heisman Winner [137958]
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So it was like way less than a literacola after that, I imagine.
Dec 9, 2021, 8:35 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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I feel your pain brother, and good on you for handling it
Dec 9, 2021, 8:38 AM
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like a man. Five Guys put cheese on my HAMBURGER AKA BURGER WITHOUT MOTHERFUCKINGG CHEESE yesterday and it took everything I had to not drive back to the restaurant and throw it in the employees face.
Why is it so ####### hard to understand hamburger=burger with no cheese. cheeseburger=burger with cheese. This mistake is made so often I can only assume it's a malicious effort to ruin my day.
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How can you eat a 5Guys burger outa a bag of fries
Dec 9, 2021, 8:40 AM
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while driving?
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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I've got one near my office, I typically order online and go
Dec 9, 2021, 8:42 AM
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get it so I can peruse tnet and the news while I eat lunch. I would not dare try to eat that messy burger in my truck. I also don't get the fries because I can't eat that much, I am aware I am a monster for that.
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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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I gained 30lbs in 2005 eating Blizzards from that DQ in
Dec 9, 2021, 8:55 AM
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Pendleton.
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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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Oh man, we may have been double
Dec 9, 2021, 9:01 AM
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fisting the dairy queen at the same time. I definitely hit it a few times in 2005, but I was driving an orange Colorado then.
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Heisman Winner [137958]
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I believe your nomenclature for the two sandwiches is
Dec 9, 2021, 8:45 AM
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correct, but what kind of sociopath eats a burger without cheese? Five Guys incorrectly assumed you weren't a bedwetting lunatic working on a manifesto.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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I am a purist, I don't need a bunch of melted cheese on my
Dec 9, 2021, 8:50 AM
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burger to destroy the texture and alter the taste. Cheese is for ###### burgers like something you'd get from McDonald's or Wendy's. Putting cheese on a good burger is like putting ketchup on a steak.
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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Because Cookout is on Woodruff Rd.
Dec 9, 2021, 9:04 AM
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Rigsby's is pretty good, but last time I got a burger from there the wait staff acted like I took a crap in their Starbucks so I haven't been too keen on going back.
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Lot o points [155941]
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I guess you're using Miracle Whip instead of Duke's now too.***
Dec 9, 2021, 9:24 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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I got $1.50 bitcoin rewards from my card, so I figure by
Dec 9, 2021, 9:05 AM
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2035 that burger will be totally paid for. I do agree you'd have to be approaching needing a rascal scooter to be able to eat a burger + fries from there in one sitting.
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All-In [43748]
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That, and an oligarch to pay for it.
Dec 9, 2021, 9:09 AM
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Seems like restaurant prices have gone batshat cray.
Hard to have a sit down lunch ANYWHERE that won't run up to $20 or more after tip.
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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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Went to local cue on Monday, $10 + just the tip***
Dec 9, 2021, 9:10 AM
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^^^^ordered a bbq sammich with no sides and water***
Dec 9, 2021, 9:13 AM
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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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Sandwiches come with fries, but I did get water
Dec 9, 2021, 9:36 AM
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It was a big n tasty sandwich though.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Fruit Punch in Anderson is the only place we've found that
Dec 9, 2021, 9:16 AM
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hasn't gone crazy with prices. Can still feed my homely family of 2.5 for under $20, but everywhere else you ain't kidding. Chick Fil A has finally eclipsed the $10 mark for my typical meal. You have to be a millionaire to eat at somewhere like J Peters now.
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All-In [43748]
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Have you started meds yet?
Dec 9, 2021, 9:04 AM
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I can only imagine one having to be in a really dark, deep state of depression to go to a Burger King.
Well, to go to a Burger King and NOT order the OG Chicken Sammich and onion rings. That's the only acceptable scenario provided you EMBRACE the thick layer of non-dukes mayo and that you ABSOLUTELYFUCKING DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE even attempt to ruin the onion rings by dipping it in that nastyassed zaxby's type sauce it comes with nowadays.
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Oculus Spirit [79254]
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You're getting your Super movies confused now
Dec 9, 2021, 9:10 AM
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That was from Super Troopers, not Super Bad.
SMH...dissapoint
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All-In [35541]
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Then what happened?***
Dec 9, 2021, 10:36 AM
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