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You know how when you’re a new father and you’re scared you’ll break the baby?
Jul 1, 2020, 1:46 PM
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Don’t worry clemsonrulez08®, your gonna do fine. Only thing I’m worried about is, you already have the smile of a man who only sleeps 2 hours at a time.
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Oculus Spirit [97758]
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My first son broke me in 100%.
Jul 1, 2020, 1:52 PM
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Wife had a c-section, so I was on diaper change duty. Went to change it (MAYBE my 2nd diaper change ever). Right in the middle of it, he did his first stinky. Lawd. No one told me it was like a massive tar bubble. I thought a Gremlin was going to appear or something.
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Yeah, those first week or two poops are weird as h#ll***
Jul 1, 2020, 1:56 PM
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Oculus Spirit [97758]
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At this point I'd trade. They don't stink.***
Jul 1, 2020, 2:06 PM
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Our first was girl, boy was second....
Jul 1, 2020, 2:05 PM
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Both C-section.
So the boy was needing a change, I was walking around like a zombie looking for the effing diaper, and all of a sudden wife is screaming. I look up and he was peeing a fountain out of his bassinet over on mom. He got some freedom from the diaper and let it rip. Lutz.
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Re: You know how when you’re a new father and you’re scared you’ll break the baby?
Jul 1, 2020, 2:01 PM
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I'd be nervous too if I had to worry about breaking some
Jul 1, 2020, 2:02 PM
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other man's baby.
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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meh, its not yours***
Jul 1, 2020, 2:44 PM
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By week 3, you're doing one-handed pass-offs.
Jul 1, 2020, 2:07 PM
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It's actually a little disconcerting how quickly you become nonchalant about baby-handling. I don't think I ever dropped my kids more than a couple times each.
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That’s how you know it’s okay to drink more.
Jul 1, 2020, 2:11 PM
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I kept a “baby dropped” calendar like a “days without injury in the workplace” sign. Glad we sprung for the eraser board.
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I've dropped a couple...
Jul 1, 2020, 2:41 PM
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I was 13 years older than my cousins, so I was pretty old hat at baby care when my first was born. I don't think I dropped him but I did accidentally bump his head against the transom of a door. I did drop the two year old though. Holding her with one arm under her butt and her gripping my shirt and she let go and threw herself backwards right when I bent down to pick something up. Luckily she did a complete flip and I was close to the carpeted floor, so other than being scared to death we were both fine.
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CU Medallion [54011]
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Are you admitting to having a child with your cousins?
Jul 1, 2020, 2:48 PM
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Strange. But it’s normal enough these days.
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All-In [40941]
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my baby daughter
Jul 1, 2020, 2:20 PM
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if flying home this weekend from Florida to see me. I've told all the other kids they are on their own for good, but I tell my baby daughter she can come home anytime she wants and stay as long as she wants to. I even have a 800 SF apartment above the garage that is unfinished that could be finished in a month or so.
They grow up quickly. I put my career and other parts of my life on hold to raise my girls. It was so worth it. I have plenty of time to work now that they are gone.
I have 2 kids, wife has 3 kids. At one time we had all 5 at home with one grandkid. Now we just have to very spoiled dogs.
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Last thing the hooker sees before she loses
Jul 1, 2020, 2:56 PM
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consciousness.
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Last thing my peen sees before getting a mind melting
Jul 1, 2020, 2:57 PM
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