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Legend [16375]
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WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 19, 2022, 6:57 AM
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This week ain’t remotely the same.
Thus far, y’all have played the most tame
Opponents you could.
You might think you’re good,
But we ain’t no Liberty Flame…
38-16 Tigers
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Legend [16375]
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 19, 2022, 7:01 AM
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With hosses returning on D,
Sam Hartman is not gonna be
A gunslingin’ fella –
He’s gonna look yella
From fear to an awful degree.
Bresee + Davis + Murphy + XT = grease spot in the backfield
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Orange Blooded [4883]
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as always remember gaines adams for wake week.
Sep 19, 2022, 7:53 AM
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go tigers.
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All-In [26512]
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You've had a good run it is true
Sep 19, 2022, 8:18 AM
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Winning the division ... good for you
Bad news ol Deac
As a Florist, you're Weak
Remember when ol' Clemson put up 82 ?
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Legend [16375]
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 19, 2022, 10:29 AM
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I know now why Beamer was screaming.
Those end zone females weren’t daydreaming -
They felt so ashamed
To bear the Coçk name,
They left quick, then Dawgs kept a-reaming…
Let the record show Sakerlina was trying to use women as human shields.
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Legend [16507]
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It's time to make a Krispy Kreme call
Sep 19, 2022, 10:48 AM
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Wake's jacked, same as every other fall.
The Tigers roll in,
And go home with the win,
As long as we're not playing Bowden-ball.
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 19, 2022, 11:21 AM
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How flustered will Dave Clawson be
When we hang about 43
Up there on the board?
Once waiters have poured,
He’ll throw back a nice French Chablis.
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 19, 2022, 3:50 PM
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Tobacco road has an odd way
Of stunting the ceiling of play
Where football’s concerned.
By now we’ve all learned
That Wake will lose, try as they may.
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2022, 6:08 AM
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It’s early. I’m tired and I’m draggin’ -
Ironically, that’s the same wagon
That Wake will be haulin’ -
A noon Tiger-maulin’
With Deacon hopes droopy and saggin’.
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2022, 6:13 AM
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A lot of our fans caught the dumpsies
Since early we took a few lumpsies.
Well, buckle up, Karen -
This team will be bearin’
Down hard on these Deaconess chumpsies.
It’s gonna be a ROUGH day in the yard for their offense…
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2022, 3:26 PM
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A ‘blackout’ alert has been sounded.
They’ll pack it in, having abounded
In lofty ideals,
But lacking real wheels.
Wear black if you want - you’ll get pounded.
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2022, 4:08 PM
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Wake is the best of the bunch,
When it comes to the food I will munch,
Fried chicken, greens, cornbread,
Mac and cheese - all are fed
As we eat up the poor Deacon's lunch.
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2022, 4:17 PM
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Wake Forest will have to do better,
Than last year's humbling forgetter,
But it's not in the cards,
Again they'll fall hard,
Tigers roll! No chance of a sweater.
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2022, 4:23 PM
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With Venables now off to Norman,
Some fret that we're left with a poor man,
I can't hardly wait
Til we blow off Wake's gates,
And continue our defensive stormin'.
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WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2022, 7:18 PM
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The purring of a Harley is soothing.
Praise be, the Deacs will be boozing.
They’ll tire of Tiger Band
Blaring as they pound sand
Exiting all battered and bruising.
Tigers by a Million!!!
(Did I do that right Francis Marion® ???)
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2022, 8:26 PM
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The facts aren’t in doubt or concealed -
The talent our players will wield
Will drop Deacons’ jaws.
But watch it, because
Yer chaw might fall out on the field.
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2022, 11:47 PM
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There once was a team from Wake Forest
Who was less of a team than a chorus
Their punter sang bass
Their tenors wore lace
Their DB's were meek and were porous
Clemson 31 Wake 24
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2022, 9:31 AM
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The Tigers are heading to Winston-Salem,
For a victory they come.
Wake will be in Black,
But won't survive the Clemson attack.
The Deacons ACC hope will be done.
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2022, 10:12 AM
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The “mesh point” sounds very mysterious,
As if you do something imperious
We can’t understand.
Turns out, we command
A boom that will make you delirious.
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2022, 1:44 PM
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Ellipsis and questions and commas,
Which punctuate first-three-game dramas,
Have met termination -
With marked exclamation,
We’ll unleash Xavier Thomas.
Welcome back, XT! Time to eat…
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 22, 2022, 6:15 AM
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Let’s dress up, enjoy some hors d'oeuvres,
Acquire the libations Wake serves,
Then turn on our hosts.
Though Truist Field boasts,
We’re here to sink teeth down to nerves.
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 23, 2022, 1:16 PM
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It’s less than one day from the kick.
I hope Hartman’s ready to lick
Some Truist Field dirt,
‘Cause it’s gonna hurt
When sacks lead to pick after pick…
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 23, 2022, 2:40 PM
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Dave Doeren has fear of computers,
Norvell’s folks are known to be looters,
GT drives a wreck,
So hey, what the heck -
Ride out there on one o’ them scooters.
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